eww press confrence
Jul 13, 2005 14:08:14 GMT -5
Post by nelson on Jul 13, 2005 14:08:14 GMT -5
hi ya wrestling fans johnny rocket here at the 1 press statement for the new fed the eww.yeah i know the name is weird.lets listen in shall we?
we see a well dressed man and a young woman with a german shepard on a 8 foot chain.
daimen diamond:welcome ladies and gentlemen of the press.my name is daimen diamond.i am here to announe the formation of a new wrestling fed.the name of the fed is eww.it means extreme weapons wrestling.this fed is only open to wrestler who bring weapons to the ring.it is also open to wrestlers who use finishers that would get them a dq.the lady to my right is ivana diamond.she will read the rules for the fed.
ivana diamond:ahem.the first rule of this fed is there are no dqs or countouts.falls count anywhere in the ring area.anybody who leaves this area loses by pinfall.we want to keep the action in this area.
rule 2:matches our fed will use only special matches.for example a lepus stungun match or a cage match.regular matches are for wimps.
rule 3:weapons will be allowed at ringside.the wrestlers may also stuff found around the ring area as weapons.
rule 4:managers or allies can interfear at any time.except in cage matches.
rule 5:pin ratings are not used.everybody number is set to 1.it ends at 12 then the wrestler is considred knockedout and the match is over.
daimen diamond:thank you ivana.any questions from the press.
reporter 1:who will be the comissioner in the fed?
daimen diamond:youre looking at her.her rulings will not be disputed.her word is law.next question?
reporter 2:what happens if the wrestler get attacked before the match?
daimen diamond:then the match will be called a draw and rescheduled.
reporter 3:you said special matches.will that also include 2 or 3 against 1 handicap matches.
ivana diamond:yes but only 2 wrestlers at a time.the same for tag matches.
reporter:when you said dq finishers thats that also apply to ones that cause injury.ie the heart punch.
ivana diamond:yes .
wow fans johnny rocket here again.this fed sounds like a extreme fed to me.see ya at the matches.
hello people neil here any questions or comments?leave them here and i will answer them for ya ok.
neil
we see a well dressed man and a young woman with a german shepard on a 8 foot chain.
daimen diamond:welcome ladies and gentlemen of the press.my name is daimen diamond.i am here to announe the formation of a new wrestling fed.the name of the fed is eww.it means extreme weapons wrestling.this fed is only open to wrestler who bring weapons to the ring.it is also open to wrestlers who use finishers that would get them a dq.the lady to my right is ivana diamond.she will read the rules for the fed.
ivana diamond:ahem.the first rule of this fed is there are no dqs or countouts.falls count anywhere in the ring area.anybody who leaves this area loses by pinfall.we want to keep the action in this area.
rule 2:matches our fed will use only special matches.for example a lepus stungun match or a cage match.regular matches are for wimps.
rule 3:weapons will be allowed at ringside.the wrestlers may also stuff found around the ring area as weapons.
rule 4:managers or allies can interfear at any time.except in cage matches.
rule 5:pin ratings are not used.everybody number is set to 1.it ends at 12 then the wrestler is considred knockedout and the match is over.
daimen diamond:thank you ivana.any questions from the press.
reporter 1:who will be the comissioner in the fed?
daimen diamond:youre looking at her.her rulings will not be disputed.her word is law.next question?
reporter 2:what happens if the wrestler get attacked before the match?
daimen diamond:then the match will be called a draw and rescheduled.
reporter 3:you said special matches.will that also include 2 or 3 against 1 handicap matches.
ivana diamond:yes but only 2 wrestlers at a time.the same for tag matches.
reporter:when you said dq finishers thats that also apply to ones that cause injury.ie the heart punch.
ivana diamond:yes .
wow fans johnny rocket here again.this fed sounds like a extreme fed to me.see ya at the matches.
hello people neil here any questions or comments?leave them here and i will answer them for ya ok.
neil
