Self Promoted News of Wrestling

[Pride]

Vault-Hi folks out there this SPNW,here we cover what wrestling fans of the Indy scene want to know.Im Vault with the lates news and this is my co-host Beast.

Beast-The first Lates breaking news is that Mr.Tom Filsinger is making an tour of the Indy scene.And he is not happy at all!

Vault-Well,whats going on Beast?

Beast-Mr.Filsinger was spotted at an CCW house show on Jupiter earler today,and guess what?

Vault-WHAT?!?

Beast-lets say all of Epics complaining got him in an brand new club today!

Vault-what kind of club?

Beast-THE SHAVE MY HAIR BACK CLUB!!!

Vault & Beast-hahahahaha

Vault-that goes to show you,you can kiss all the butt you want and do all the backstage complaining you want.but you got to show your skills in the ring to prove that your that good.talking bad about your commish to the President of the wrestling commity will get your pride handed to ya.
Im Vault the Colt.

Beast-and im Beast,saying tune in next time on the latest report from NSWA!

Stone Temple Pilots:Half the Man plays as the holovide shows Epic with and hand on his mouth trying not to throw up as he shaves Toms back in the middle of the ring.Tom has an look of joy knowing the power he has over the wrestler. ;D


hope you guys like this as much as i have.

[Pride]

Vault -welcome back folks.this is the latest news from the NSWA.Baron Michael Strauss has indeed challenged the BCW champion Scott Deville for the BCW championship!I think its one of the boldest moves this guy has done yet.Beast,any thoughts?

Beast-well its like this,Vault.these two guys are the best in thier feds by holding the top belts.this was an match in the making when these two feds came together for their CROSSFIRE ppv.you got talent on both sides of the fence.it was just a matter of time when somebody wanted to taste the grass on the other side.

Vault-agreed,now its amatter of time if or when the two feds agree on the purse,arena and when the BCW belt will be defended.

Beast-i for one will get ringside seats for this on folks.
Speaking of ring side seat.and matches being made.whats up with ICOF's Annie Social?Black Romeo orJunkie XL?pic one you two timing mental case.and stop running from Shandi!!!

Vault-if Shandi didnt trip over that gaurd rail at the last ICOF house show,Annie would of been singing some real TYPE-O-Negative.cause that is her blood type spilling onto the floor.

Vault-Vault the Colt and...

Beast-im the Beast,see you all next week when we have an interview from one of wrestlings most hated men,THANTOS.his thoughts on his betrayal,his son and whats hes doing next.

show ends with SHINNINGWIZARDS:KICK TO YA HEAD.

[Pride]

Vault-Ms.Domaye is BVD's new valet!!!Boy does this guy get all the luck!!!

Beast-yeah...right...that cheating fathead will do anything to keep that belt around his waste.i'll bet 50 galatic creadits she'll be cheating along with him.

Vault-hey what ever it takes.but right now in the studio with us is the one and only Thantos!how are you and what are...(cut of by Thantos)

Thantos-I'm not here to answer your febble questons Vault im here to let the wrestling world know what im doing.

Beast-sooo...what are you doing?

Thantos-im starting an new wrestling team.and these guys are going to show the galaxy that they are the most awsomest force!

Beast-awsomest?i dont think thats an word.

Vault-shut up and let the man speak.

Thantos-that two bit son of mine cant wrestle his way out of an paper bag.attacking ME from behind like an coward.he never had the nerves to do it in my face,the worm.i've been training these three guys to take out GWF wrestlers when they come down to the indy feds.

Beast-so these "guys" are like "hitmen" or something?

Thantos-No fool they are FEAR FACTOR FOUR the greatest team that has never been discovered.....yet.

Vault-so who are they....hey you said three why the four in their name?

Thantos-they are HATCHED,QUICK44,DEADEND and my niese whom will be managing them ZEROE.

Beast-they sound good on paper but are they any good in the ring?

Thantos-you bet your kisser they are and im letting they go on the wrestling world. who knows when they'll make ther KILLER MOVE!

just then THANTOS got up in his chair and left with an smile on his face.

Vault-i dont know about you Beast,but i'll love to see this team in the ring.

Beast-you little yellow belly,do you think he really have an team out there chasing down GWF and ex-GWF stars?i dont buy it one bit.i bet he just wanted people to hear him talk.heck he's just an washed up star looking for an little light."hey look at me im still alive".
you know he got paid to come on the show.

Vault-no i did not know that,but if he's for real,you heard it first.

[Pride]

Vault-welcome back folks,holy crap,we have an problem in the BCW/GWF battle for the name "MONOLITH".

Beast-we surre do.i for one would like to see an fight.to me it looks like the making of an galatic war to me.

Vault-to me it looks like BCW is on the way out the door!!!can CAN-A-BULGE haddle the GWF? i dont think so.

Beast-sure he can. i'll put everything i love dear on that.its just an small pebble.if i know anything the BGW will blow up so big,big name wrestlers will be tring to squeez in the BCW front office tring to get an job.so let the walk outs go.cause the real deal is coming to take the wrestling worlds buy storm.

Vault-what about Glory being missing then,wise guy?

Beast-he'll be found im sure.he's probably taking an break or something.

Vault-till next time take care and keep watching.

show gos off playing "I STAND ALONE"showing scenes of BCW MONOLITH wretling cutting back in forth with GWF MONOLITH wrestling....

[Pride]

Vault-last night our ace reporter Keey B. Oard got this lastest news its an big one folks.

Beast-just play the Holovid recording and let them see it.

***BACK STAGE AT AN GWF EVENT ON EARTH****
voice 1-well what do you think?
voice 2-i dont know,it could cause me to lose my job.
voice 1-you wont lose your job,your under contract.if anything you'll get an title shot.
voice 2-and whats in it for you?
voice 1-heh-heh i get an contract and some revenge.its an win win for both of us.or are you just scared to double cross and double crosser?
voice 2-im not scared of anything!i just dont see why you wanna come back old man.
voice 1-because this is where all the action is.and hey we'll be the grestest force this company ever saw.we'll call our selves BLOODFORCE.....wait you here that.
voice 2-yeah lets get outta here before they can see who we are.hey is you know joining this BLOODFORCE too?
voice 1-grrrrr i tell you later.
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Vault-and that was all we had got.what do you think Beast?

Beast-i aint saying nothing yet,but what thats got to do with indy wrestlers?

Vault-'cause the big show is where everybody wants to go and make the big money.plus an title is in the mix,no two titles at lest!!!

Beast-we'll try and keep this story updated for all you wrestlers and wrestling fans out there.im the Beast and this is Vault saying take care and good luck.

show ends with music "One way to Heaven"by Baraka Bandits

[Avarice]

These are really cool Lev...nice to see something like this to freshen things up...Poor Epic had to face the wrath and shave the back of the man...Monolith vs. Monolith...I'd love to see BCW's Monolith rise up and smack down the overrated and overpowered GWF beast and win one for the bootleg guys!

[Pride]

news up date --Rush and Blizzard to form an tag team for 6 months in the CCW under an part time contract. they call themselves Rush-N-Blizzard nobody knows why they have teamed together.Rumers has it that they want the CCW tag belts and they think they can get it in record time.and their contract will be extended until the belt is lost,if they can get it.
-Vault
Beast-i thought that Blizzard retired?
Vault-so did i,i guess he wanted on last run?
Beast-when will these guys learn that their bodys aint cut for this one last run stuff?Rush yeah young guy strong ,but Blizz my man leave it alone you'll end up in an whell chair wrestling these CCW guys.whats next?Zero-G belt for StarWarrior?give me ah break!
Vault-tell me about it.

[Pride]

****special report****
ENSANE JANE-hi im Ensane Jane here live at the NAWC headquaters.there has been reports that severl,well many NAWC wrestlers that has refused to sign contracts with the company.others has not been asked to resign contracts.some belts will be dropped and many vacted.oh!heres the NAWC champion Tera Naught now lets see if i can get an interview?

EJ-Tera,Tera can i have an breif word with you?

TN-sure what is it im not doing noth'n right now.

EJ-whats going on in the NAWC?

TN-no comment.hey look just keep in tune with the offical NAWC news and you'll find out whats going on.im not the one to be asking these questions to.

EJ-but rumers....

TN-i dont liston to rumers so i dont know look i gotta match tomarrow i need to prep for it.good look in your snooping around,dont let it get you hurt or worst.

(TN then walks away and enters an shuttle craft.)
EJ-well thats all i could get,we now take you back to your regular program,

*****end transmissions******

[Pride]

Vault-howdy folks i got this transmission on my own tonight.the word on the street is Blizzard was sent to the New Marrada hospital to day on Titan.He was in an CCW match with Epic when out of the blue Amus and Suma ran in the ring and gave him 3,TWO MIN.WARNINGS on him then the three men brutaly stompped him down.EGW wrestlers Bulldog and Doberman along with W3's Pillcard and Terror lead by ICOF's Annie Social ran Epic and his new henchmen out of the ring.Annie grabbed the mike and this what was said...

Annie S.-this is an new age of wrestling and this is the formation of the new law in town.we dont care if its the CCW,W3,ICOF or even the GWF we will go to fed to fed letting everyone know were here to stay.....

Doberman(snatching the mike)-LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!THIS IS THE DOGPOUND AND WE WANT IT ALL! TELL'EM PILLCHARD!

Pillchard-AWWOOOOOO!baby we so bad we good.(holding up 4 fingers er paws)to be the man first you gotta beat the DOG and baby the dogs are right here.AWWOOOOOOOOOoooo.

at that the 4 Animen er dogs stepped out the ring Doberman held the ropes for Annie Social as she sexaly stepped out. still on an screcher Bulldog flipped over onto the ring floor Blizzard.Boston Terror then spat at him.

Vault-ladys and gents this group scares me ah little.the last i heard they was going to the GWF rumur has it the GWF will be starting their devolpment program the ZONE airing live come next month sometime.


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[blueraider2]

nice little tidbits there pride.one question do you actually run these shows ?

[Pride]

late very late you can say early morning its so late.but yeah.by the way the DogPound got their hides handed to them last night buy,Vampire Nation.it was so bad i dont think i'll even put it up here.whops i just did.

[blueraider2]

just couldn't resist eh ?lol