SnG April 29th 2003 at Warhammer
Nov 26, 2006 0:47:50 GMT -5
Post by Bazzy on Nov 26, 2006 0:47:50 GMT -5
S'n'G card April 29th 2003 at Warhammer casino , Venus 3
Injury report from the last card WGX Hellspawn in injured for 5 cards with ankle problems \\\
(tag) The Patients (Mr ill & Sicko)(w/ Mad Matron) bt Texas Gentlemen 0min26 (Rajay Sway was ref) Dq'd Ramon Rage ///
(ladies) Black Cat bt VCW Glamour 0min39 (Referee was Hardcore Hank) B.C Bomb \\\
John Officer bt David Bazzy Basnett (Drank Transevolver Cola before the match Sugar buzz started the match on level 3 offence) 0min12 (T.J Young was referee) Sleeper Hold ///
Lars the Truth Toxik talk show guest was The Priest
Lars "Evening father ?"
The Priest "Mr Toxik do you know what the evil sins of this galaxy are ?"
Lars "Lets see now father . swigging the bottle , smoking a joint , looking at sexy whenches and kicking in someones butt . Is that it ?"
The Priest "Oh my son , see my after the show . We can forgive you for your sins . I'm sure a small donation to our leaking roof appeal , could be forgiveness . Before you end up rotting in hell . Like someone we know ."/
Lars "Who father ? You'll never say Barfly Mike you know ."
The Priest "Oh no someone lot closer than Michael . Someone everyone here loves from the bottom of their hearts . He is nothing more than a sinner ."
Lars "Who is it father . tell us ? . What has he done ?"
The Priest "Come forward sinner and forgive yourself . Tell the galaxy what you have done .I know you are backstage listening to this . Do not be afraid , we can still save you ."
(Everyone waited for someone to come out , from the back .)(No one appear) "
The Priest "Okay I will tell everything then . Someone while injured lying in hospital . Hit the bottle of J.D and started reading things . Shall we say , are not suitable for our beliefs ."
Lars "I already told you father , no one can save Barfly Mike ."
The Priest "NO ! not him . I am talking about"
(from the back came) Apsotle who spoke "What have you got against me , father ? . Okay I drank J.D to help with my injury pains , that I still suffer today . Reading books that make you think . See the place in a different vision . Where is the sin in that ?"
The Priest "They shall not taken evil poison into my body . Follow the chosen path , not look to escape into the woods .You have sinned . Youre no longer wanted here in this Jesus Army . We are going in a new direction led by Pope Sixtus and his new tag team The Druids ." (Out from the back came Pope Sixtus / The Druids and Masked Evangelist)
Apostle "You want forgiveness father . I will tell you want you will get . Next week I will be back with my own team . I will guide a new team forward . You will never forget this day .Also next week I challenge you (The Priest) to a match 1 on 1 ."
Lars "Father do you except ?"
The Priest "Next week will be a full house in church . I will knock 7 shades of sins out of you Apsotle ." (The Jesus Army walked off backstage)
Lars "Apostle ? Who are you going to get to form a new team ?"
Apostle "Trust me Toxik ? . I will shock the wrestling galaxy next week . With 3 new brothers side by side ."
Lars "Brothers ? I didn't know you had a brother ? ." ///
(midget) Scrap Metal bt A Little Hellion 0min25 Scrap Yard \\\
World Cup Tag team Triple threat match Armageddon bt WGX Empaths & Flex and Pizzazz 0min24 (Ref X was referee) Destruction Drop on Pain ///
Patch bt a(lien) W(orld) O(rder) Poison (Did have mail from Postman Pat before the match , but he refused to except the letter) 0min16(referee was ref 3000) Sun Blade \\\
SnG Commissioner Shark fined Eclipse (not GWF version) a new record fine $21,958 (For Fall from Grace on WGX Hellspawn) ///
(ladies tag) The Iron Miadens bt Megan Kozak & Courtney Gold 1min03 (Referee was ref 3000) Laura Wildfire Phoenix Whiplash on Courtney Gold \\\
Silverfang bt Solar Hawk 1min42 (Referee was ref 3000) Silverfang Kill ///
SnG Triple Threat Title match nGo El Dueno Del Ring bt & (Ch) WGX Menace 1min03 (T.J Young was referee) Llave De Brazoon WGX Menace /// (WGX Menace reign last for 23 days)(This is El Dueno Del Ring 2nd reign as SnG Triple Threat champion) \\\
SnG Midget Master Title match (Ch) Wolf Cub bt Star Kid 0min23 Cub's Claw Face \\\
SnG Ladies title match (Ch) Heather H.H bt Cleopatra 1min15 (Pulsar was referee) Pedigree ///
SnG Foreign Title match Independence bt (Ch) ex-GWF Anarchy 0min28 (Celestar was ref) Declaration of Independence /// (Anarchy reign lasted for 17 days)(This is Independence 1st ever reign as Foreign Champion) \\\
SnG Tag Team Title match (Chs) Amish Attack bt Nightstalker & Deathstalker 2min18 (J.D Price was referee) The Amish Attack on Deathstalker ///
Comsic Cage match for W-G-X Heavyweight Title match a(lien) W(orld) o(rder) Nitemare bt (Ch) Rigel 0min38 Face into cage & pinned (Rigel's reign last for 11 days)(This is Nitemare 1st reign as WGX Champion) \\\
Injury report from the last card WGX Hellspawn in injured for 5 cards with ankle problems \\\
(tag) The Patients (Mr ill & Sicko)(w/ Mad Matron) bt Texas Gentlemen 0min26 (Rajay Sway was ref) Dq'd Ramon Rage ///
(ladies) Black Cat bt VCW Glamour 0min39 (Referee was Hardcore Hank) B.C Bomb \\\
John Officer bt David Bazzy Basnett (Drank Transevolver Cola before the match Sugar buzz started the match on level 3 offence) 0min12 (T.J Young was referee) Sleeper Hold ///
Lars the Truth Toxik talk show guest was The Priest
Lars "Evening father ?"
The Priest "Mr Toxik do you know what the evil sins of this galaxy are ?"
Lars "Lets see now father . swigging the bottle , smoking a joint , looking at sexy whenches and kicking in someones butt . Is that it ?"
The Priest "Oh my son , see my after the show . We can forgive you for your sins . I'm sure a small donation to our leaking roof appeal , could be forgiveness . Before you end up rotting in hell . Like someone we know ."/
Lars "Who father ? You'll never say Barfly Mike you know ."
The Priest "Oh no someone lot closer than Michael . Someone everyone here loves from the bottom of their hearts . He is nothing more than a sinner ."
Lars "Who is it father . tell us ? . What has he done ?"
The Priest "Come forward sinner and forgive yourself . Tell the galaxy what you have done .I know you are backstage listening to this . Do not be afraid , we can still save you ."
(Everyone waited for someone to come out , from the back .)(No one appear) "
The Priest "Okay I will tell everything then . Someone while injured lying in hospital . Hit the bottle of J.D and started reading things . Shall we say , are not suitable for our beliefs ."
Lars "I already told you father , no one can save Barfly Mike ."
The Priest "NO ! not him . I am talking about"
(from the back came) Apsotle who spoke "What have you got against me , father ? . Okay I drank J.D to help with my injury pains , that I still suffer today . Reading books that make you think . See the place in a different vision . Where is the sin in that ?"
The Priest "They shall not taken evil poison into my body . Follow the chosen path , not look to escape into the woods .You have sinned . Youre no longer wanted here in this Jesus Army . We are going in a new direction led by Pope Sixtus and his new tag team The Druids ." (Out from the back came Pope Sixtus / The Druids and Masked Evangelist)
Apostle "You want forgiveness father . I will tell you want you will get . Next week I will be back with my own team . I will guide a new team forward . You will never forget this day .Also next week I challenge you (The Priest) to a match 1 on 1 ."
Lars "Father do you except ?"
The Priest "Next week will be a full house in church . I will knock 7 shades of sins out of you Apsotle ." (The Jesus Army walked off backstage)
Lars "Apostle ? Who are you going to get to form a new team ?"
Apostle "Trust me Toxik ? . I will shock the wrestling galaxy next week . With 3 new brothers side by side ."
Lars "Brothers ? I didn't know you had a brother ? ." ///
(midget) Scrap Metal bt A Little Hellion 0min25 Scrap Yard \\\
World Cup Tag team Triple threat match Armageddon bt WGX Empaths & Flex and Pizzazz 0min24 (Ref X was referee) Destruction Drop on Pain ///
Patch bt a(lien) W(orld) O(rder) Poison (Did have mail from Postman Pat before the match , but he refused to except the letter) 0min16(referee was ref 3000) Sun Blade \\\
SnG Commissioner Shark fined Eclipse (not GWF version) a new record fine $21,958 (For Fall from Grace on WGX Hellspawn) ///
(ladies tag) The Iron Miadens bt Megan Kozak & Courtney Gold 1min03 (Referee was ref 3000) Laura Wildfire Phoenix Whiplash on Courtney Gold \\\
Silverfang bt Solar Hawk 1min42 (Referee was ref 3000) Silverfang Kill ///
SnG Triple Threat Title match nGo El Dueno Del Ring bt & (Ch) WGX Menace 1min03 (T.J Young was referee) Llave De Brazoon WGX Menace /// (WGX Menace reign last for 23 days)(This is El Dueno Del Ring 2nd reign as SnG Triple Threat champion) \\\
SnG Midget Master Title match (Ch) Wolf Cub bt Star Kid 0min23 Cub's Claw Face \\\
SnG Ladies title match (Ch) Heather H.H bt Cleopatra 1min15 (Pulsar was referee) Pedigree ///
SnG Foreign Title match Independence bt (Ch) ex-GWF Anarchy 0min28 (Celestar was ref) Declaration of Independence /// (Anarchy reign lasted for 17 days)(This is Independence 1st ever reign as Foreign Champion) \\\
SnG Tag Team Title match (Chs) Amish Attack bt Nightstalker & Deathstalker 2min18 (J.D Price was referee) The Amish Attack on Deathstalker ///
Comsic Cage match for W-G-X Heavyweight Title match a(lien) W(orld) o(rder) Nitemare bt (Ch) Rigel 0min38 Face into cage & pinned (Rigel's reign last for 11 days)(This is Nitemare 1st reign as WGX Champion) \\\
