neils lwa(lady wrestling alliance)
Dec 11, 2005 16:34:14 GMT -5
Post by neil on Dec 11, 2005 16:34:14 GMT -5
the press conference opens with 4 persons standing in the center ring.we now see morgan fair approaching the ring area.
morgan fair"welcome fans this is morgan fair welcoming you to the new lwa's first press conference.lets begin shall we?.the four people standing in the ring are marvin moneybags,his wife amanda moneybags and two unshaven slobs.
morgan fair"mr. moneybags why did you call this press conference?"
marvin moneys"well morgan as you know.the first version of the lwa went bankrupt because of mismanagement and bad bussness deals.?
morgan fair"so you bought the company.how can you run two feds at the same time?"
marvin moneybags"why thats simple enough my dear.i wont be running the lwa.i'm going to let my wife amanda moneybags run the company while i tend to the gwf."
morgan fair"well that clears that up.my next question is for amanda moneybags.how will you run the lwa?."
amanda moneybags"very simple morgan i run the company and these two gentlemen will be the comissioners.the fans may remember these two as dorado sundown from the early days of the gwf.gentlemen please step foward."
blacklash"let me say one thing and one thing(spits tobbaco on the floor)bullwhip and i will be fair and square got it.there will be no favorites in this fed."
bullwhip"thats right blacklash.(opens whiskey bottle and takes a swallow)any complaints will be dealt with asap and our word is final.there will be no going over our heads.(takes a another swallow from the bottle."
amanda moneybags"gentlemen the next time you are seen on stage dont bring any whiskey and tobbaco and look neat please you disgust me."
morgan fair"looks like they will run a tight ship."(the reporters laugh)
blacklash"quiet woman we wont tolerate mouthy reporters either.(spits juice on morgans shoes)"
morgan fair"next time i better wear my s*** kickers around these two."
bullwhip"lady i want to speak to you after this gathering."(pinches morgan on the backside)
morgan fair"watch it buddy ever hear of sexual harrasment?"(moves away from bullwhip)
blacklash"we were just kidding.dont fret none.hehe"
morgan fair"this concludes the press conference good night fans"
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morgan fair"welcome fans this is morgan fair welcoming you to the new lwa's first press conference.lets begin shall we?.the four people standing in the ring are marvin moneybags,his wife amanda moneybags and two unshaven slobs.
morgan fair"mr. moneybags why did you call this press conference?"
marvin moneys"well morgan as you know.the first version of the lwa went bankrupt because of mismanagement and bad bussness deals.?
morgan fair"so you bought the company.how can you run two feds at the same time?"
marvin moneybags"why thats simple enough my dear.i wont be running the lwa.i'm going to let my wife amanda moneybags run the company while i tend to the gwf."
morgan fair"well that clears that up.my next question is for amanda moneybags.how will you run the lwa?."
amanda moneybags"very simple morgan i run the company and these two gentlemen will be the comissioners.the fans may remember these two as dorado sundown from the early days of the gwf.gentlemen please step foward."
blacklash"let me say one thing and one thing(spits tobbaco on the floor)bullwhip and i will be fair and square got it.there will be no favorites in this fed."
bullwhip"thats right blacklash.(opens whiskey bottle and takes a swallow)any complaints will be dealt with asap and our word is final.there will be no going over our heads.(takes a another swallow from the bottle."
amanda moneybags"gentlemen the next time you are seen on stage dont bring any whiskey and tobbaco and look neat please you disgust me."
morgan fair"looks like they will run a tight ship."(the reporters laugh)
blacklash"quiet woman we wont tolerate mouthy reporters either.(spits juice on morgans shoes)"
morgan fair"next time i better wear my s*** kickers around these two."
bullwhip"lady i want to speak to you after this gathering."(pinches morgan on the backside)
morgan fair"watch it buddy ever hear of sexual harrasment?"(moves away from bullwhip)
blacklash"we were just kidding.dont fret none.hehe"
morgan fair"this concludes the press conference good night fans"
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