BEYOND REDEMPTION
Sept 12, 2006 22:05:51 GMT -5
Post by acekilo on Sept 12, 2006 22:05:51 GMT -5
Welcome to BEYOND REDEMPTION I am your host Harmon McNeil tonight we have a great show for you. We have a special match tonight that has never been seen before. Tonight we have a surprise match between Sycophant and Gheist. That should be interesting. Our main event tonight is Godsend vs. Exodus. Lets get started with our first match of the evening.
First up tonight is Matt Hardy running the gauntlet to see if he can make it into The Mob. He will have to take on Jimmy Snuka, Killer Kowalski, and Ox Baker in succession. Which means as soon as one match is over the next one starts. Here comes Matt Hardy now.
First up is Matt Hardy vs. Jimmy Snuka. And after a short match Snuka is disqualified after sending Hardy into a steel pole. Here comes Kowalski and he starts right in on Hardy. After he body slams Killer Kowalski through the announce table Hardy is disqualified. Next up is Ox Baker. He hits Hardy hard and after a tough exchange Ox Baker is counted out and Matt Hardy joins The Mob.
What a way to start off the show. Our next match is the in ring debut of one of our new comers Hustler who will be taking on Avarice. After a Shining Wizard from Avarice, Hustler was unable to kick out.
Our next match is going to be a good one between former champion Frank Gotch vs. Batista. After Batista hits his DEMON BOMB, Frank Gotch had no chance at the win.
(Wolf walks out to the ring)
Wolf- I’m out here because last week we offered a position in The Pack to new comer Aspin Northstar. Now is the time for the answer. So Aspin the question is are you in or out? (Aspin walks out to the ring)
Aspin- Well my answer is this. I accept the offer on one condition.
Wolf- And what would that be?
Aspin- I want to make my own matches and the first one is going to be with Avarice.
Wolf- Then consider yourself in.
(The two shake hands and take to the corners to pose and then leave the ring)
Harmon- Well it looks like The Pack is growing as planned. We still have a couple of matches for you tonight but just a reminder that one of the matches is not for the young or the faint of heart. That’s right tonight’s surprise match is A CADAVER ON A POLE MATCH. But next we have a return match with The Road Warriors taking on King Kong Bundy and Bobo Brazil for the Tag Team Championship.
After a tough match Animal was disqualified after knocking out the ref after the ref tried to get animal down off the ropes.
In a straight up wrestling match Don Muraco was taken out by Nick Bockwinkel’s BONKWINKEL SLEEPER.
In another match that ends with a sleeper hold Rick Rude goes out to the MILLION DOLLAR SLEEPER by Intercontinental Champion Ted Dibiase.
And after a brawl between the Iron Sheik and Harley Race, Race is disqualified after kicking the ref in the nuts.
Now it is time for a match that has never happened before. The Cadaver on a pole match. We would like to remind you that if you have old ladies and small children watching you should ask them to leave the room. Right now they are literally hanging the cadaver on the pole with a hangman’s noose. Now the rules are simple once you have your opponent hurt or down you can go for the cadaver the first one to reach it gets to use it. There are no disqualifications you can only win by pinfall or submission. And if any body parts fall off of the cadaver they are up for grabs. Ok everything looks set lets get this match going.
Gheist strikes first with a knee to the groin and goes straight for the cadaver. And he gets it and hits Sycophant with it in a kneeling strike. And Sycophant goes down and Gheist gives the cadaver a cradle pile driver on top of a downed Sycophant. Gheist quickly moves in for a spectral slash with the cadaver. Oh my god one of the arms has fallen off of the cadaver. In case you are interested this is a female cadaver. Sycophant is still hurt and Gheist drops the cadaver and hits Sycophant with possessor’s edge. And goes straight into a guillotine headlock rubbing Sycophants face up and down the cadavers body.
GHEIST- You like that you sick freak don’t you!!!! You like how that smells!?!
Harmon- That’s just sick. Sycophant breaks loose of the headlock and hits Gheist with asphyxiation. Gheist is hurt. Sycophant now has Gheist in a squirming sleeper hold face down in the cadavers backside. Oh man this is a sick match.
Sycophant- MMMMMMM Smell good to you? Sweet dreams!
Harmon- Sycophant gets him in a leg scissors lock and Gheist is hurting. It looks like Sycophant was going to bite Gheist in the face but Gheist hits him with a leaping side kick. And Sycophant falls out of the ring. He barley made it back into the ring before the ten count. Gheist hits another spectral slash using the detached arm of the cadaver. Once again Sycophant is sent out of the ring and barely makes it back in before the ten count. Gheist hits him with the cadaver in a cradle pile driver again. And goes straight into the guillotine headlock. Sycophant is hurt. Gheist hits him with a undercut uppercut with the cadaver’s missing arm. And goes straight to a kneeling strike. Gheist sends Sycophant into the ropes and gets a knee to the head and Sycophant gets him into THE TOURNIQUET making Gheist tap out.
Wow what a sick and twisted match. I loved it. Our last match of the evening is Exodus vs. Godsend.
In a surprisingly short match Godsend hit his HELL’S THRESHHOLD to beat Exodus.
That’s it for our show tonight next week we introduce you to the UEW’s new women’s division and many more great matches. Good night everybody.
First up tonight is Matt Hardy running the gauntlet to see if he can make it into The Mob. He will have to take on Jimmy Snuka, Killer Kowalski, and Ox Baker in succession. Which means as soon as one match is over the next one starts. Here comes Matt Hardy now.
First up is Matt Hardy vs. Jimmy Snuka. And after a short match Snuka is disqualified after sending Hardy into a steel pole. Here comes Kowalski and he starts right in on Hardy. After he body slams Killer Kowalski through the announce table Hardy is disqualified. Next up is Ox Baker. He hits Hardy hard and after a tough exchange Ox Baker is counted out and Matt Hardy joins The Mob.
What a way to start off the show. Our next match is the in ring debut of one of our new comers Hustler who will be taking on Avarice. After a Shining Wizard from Avarice, Hustler was unable to kick out.
Our next match is going to be a good one between former champion Frank Gotch vs. Batista. After Batista hits his DEMON BOMB, Frank Gotch had no chance at the win.
(Wolf walks out to the ring)
Wolf- I’m out here because last week we offered a position in The Pack to new comer Aspin Northstar. Now is the time for the answer. So Aspin the question is are you in or out? (Aspin walks out to the ring)
Aspin- Well my answer is this. I accept the offer on one condition.
Wolf- And what would that be?
Aspin- I want to make my own matches and the first one is going to be with Avarice.
Wolf- Then consider yourself in.
(The two shake hands and take to the corners to pose and then leave the ring)
Harmon- Well it looks like The Pack is growing as planned. We still have a couple of matches for you tonight but just a reminder that one of the matches is not for the young or the faint of heart. That’s right tonight’s surprise match is A CADAVER ON A POLE MATCH. But next we have a return match with The Road Warriors taking on King Kong Bundy and Bobo Brazil for the Tag Team Championship.
After a tough match Animal was disqualified after knocking out the ref after the ref tried to get animal down off the ropes.
In a straight up wrestling match Don Muraco was taken out by Nick Bockwinkel’s BONKWINKEL SLEEPER.
In another match that ends with a sleeper hold Rick Rude goes out to the MILLION DOLLAR SLEEPER by Intercontinental Champion Ted Dibiase.
And after a brawl between the Iron Sheik and Harley Race, Race is disqualified after kicking the ref in the nuts.
Now it is time for a match that has never happened before. The Cadaver on a pole match. We would like to remind you that if you have old ladies and small children watching you should ask them to leave the room. Right now they are literally hanging the cadaver on the pole with a hangman’s noose. Now the rules are simple once you have your opponent hurt or down you can go for the cadaver the first one to reach it gets to use it. There are no disqualifications you can only win by pinfall or submission. And if any body parts fall off of the cadaver they are up for grabs. Ok everything looks set lets get this match going.
Gheist strikes first with a knee to the groin and goes straight for the cadaver. And he gets it and hits Sycophant with it in a kneeling strike. And Sycophant goes down and Gheist gives the cadaver a cradle pile driver on top of a downed Sycophant. Gheist quickly moves in for a spectral slash with the cadaver. Oh my god one of the arms has fallen off of the cadaver. In case you are interested this is a female cadaver. Sycophant is still hurt and Gheist drops the cadaver and hits Sycophant with possessor’s edge. And goes straight into a guillotine headlock rubbing Sycophants face up and down the cadavers body.
GHEIST- You like that you sick freak don’t you!!!! You like how that smells!?!
Harmon- That’s just sick. Sycophant breaks loose of the headlock and hits Gheist with asphyxiation. Gheist is hurt. Sycophant now has Gheist in a squirming sleeper hold face down in the cadavers backside. Oh man this is a sick match.
Sycophant- MMMMMMM Smell good to you? Sweet dreams!
Harmon- Sycophant gets him in a leg scissors lock and Gheist is hurting. It looks like Sycophant was going to bite Gheist in the face but Gheist hits him with a leaping side kick. And Sycophant falls out of the ring. He barley made it back into the ring before the ten count. Gheist hits another spectral slash using the detached arm of the cadaver. Once again Sycophant is sent out of the ring and barely makes it back in before the ten count. Gheist hits him with the cadaver in a cradle pile driver again. And goes straight into the guillotine headlock. Sycophant is hurt. Gheist hits him with a undercut uppercut with the cadaver’s missing arm. And goes straight to a kneeling strike. Gheist sends Sycophant into the ropes and gets a knee to the head and Sycophant gets him into THE TOURNIQUET making Gheist tap out.
Wow what a sick and twisted match. I loved it. Our last match of the evening is Exodus vs. Godsend.
In a surprisingly short match Godsend hit his HELL’S THRESHHOLD to beat Exodus.
That’s it for our show tonight next week we introduce you to the UEW’s new women’s division and many more great matches. Good night everybody.