Friday Night Bio-Hazard 2
Aug 27, 2006 21:22:25 GMT -5
Post by acekilo on Aug 27, 2006 21:22:25 GMT -5
Friday Night Bio-Hazard
This is Harmon McNeil welcome to Friday Night Bio-hazard. We have a great show for you tonight. Tonight we have the final match of our tag team tournament tonight. Our first match is the Roadwarriors Vs. King Kong Bundy and Bobo Brazil for the tag team championship.
After a grueling match King Kong Bundy and Bobo Brazil gain the UEW World Tag Team Championship over the Roadwarriors.
Hey wait just a minute that’s Wolfs music.
Wolf walks to the ring to Metallica’s for whom the bell tolls
Wolf: I am out here to issue a challenge to the new World Heavy Weight Champion Frank Gotch. You see the way I see it is that anyone can win in a battle royal, it takes no talent to throw someone over the top rope. So that phony of a champion needs to get his butt out here so I can kick it and take what’s mine.
Frank Gotch comes down to the ring.
Frank: I don’t know who the hell you think you are coming out here and saying that winning this belt wasn’t work. Your out of your mind. How about you and me later tonight in a one on one match to prove who is the better man.
Wolf: That sounds perfect to me.
Wolf throws down his microphone and leaves the ring.
Harmon: Wow what a match that is going to be. I’m getting word that we have something interesting happening in the back. Do we have a camera back there? Lets check it out.
Camera shows Ted Dibiase and Savage T in The Packs locker room talking to Sandman
Dibiase: What we have here Mr. Sandman is a slight dilemma you see that nice supply of kendo sticks over there well they wouldn’t be there if it wasn’t for the money you borrowed from me. Now its time to pay up. Where is my money.
Sandman: (throws down beer can and lights up a cigarette) I told you when I borrowed the money that I would pay it back when I got the chance. Now you can take your rich a** and that little b***h of a lapdog you got over there and get out of my locker room before I take those kendo sticks over there and use them on the both of you.
Dibiase: Well since I am a business man I have a deal for you. How about you and your kendo sticks meet my man Savage T here in the ring now. And if you win I will consider dropping the return of the money you owe me.
Sandman: That sounds like a good idea to me. Now get your a**es out of here and I’ll see you in the ring in just a minute.
Harmon: Well lets see what happens.
Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman this next match is scheduled for one fall. This will be a Kendo Stick Match which means the only way to win is by pin or submission there will be no disqualification. Introducing weighing in at 195lbs. Savage T with KJ Hill. And his opponent weighing in at 244lbs. The Sandman.
Harmon: This is going to be interesting I think Savage T is a little out of his element in this type of match. We will see how he fairs.
Savage T starts out with a running elbow that sandman sidesteps and hits him with a reverse Heinekenrana. Sandman goes for the cover and gets the three count. Wow that has to be the fastest match that I have ever seen.
Sandman: Hey Dibiase I beat your bitch of a lapdog so what’s it going to be am I clear or do I need to do it again?
Dibiase: Well that didn’t seem like much of a fight. Lets wait and see what happens next week when we have a rematch but this time lets up the anti.
Sandman: Whatcha got in mind?
Dibiase: Next week same match you and Savage T in a kendo stick match with a catch. The loser of this match however will have to leave town. What you think of that huh?
Sandman: Hell I beat him once I can do it again. You better kiss your lapdog good-bye.
Sandman drops his mic and roles out of the ring.
Harmon: We have a special surprise tonight. Just announced by the GM we have a new group of wrestlers joining the UEW and they are calling themselves The Newcomers. Tonight we will meet two of them tonight when they come out in just a few minutes for their first UEW match.
Announcer: This next match is for one fall making his way to the ring for the first time is Big Superstar, and his opponent making his way to the ring also for the first time Sycophant.
Harmon: Wow this Sycophant guy really does look like a psycho
After a short but exciting match Big Superstar pin‘s Sycophant after a devastating piledriver.
Now the match we have all been waiting for. Champion Frank Gotch Vs Wolf.
After a very well fought match between the two Frank finally succumbed to Wolf’s SAVAGE FACE CLAW and lost the belt after only one week as champion.
This is Harmon McNeil welcome to Friday Night Bio-hazard. We have a great show for you tonight. Tonight we have the final match of our tag team tournament tonight. Our first match is the Roadwarriors Vs. King Kong Bundy and Bobo Brazil for the tag team championship.
After a grueling match King Kong Bundy and Bobo Brazil gain the UEW World Tag Team Championship over the Roadwarriors.
Hey wait just a minute that’s Wolfs music.
Wolf walks to the ring to Metallica’s for whom the bell tolls
Wolf: I am out here to issue a challenge to the new World Heavy Weight Champion Frank Gotch. You see the way I see it is that anyone can win in a battle royal, it takes no talent to throw someone over the top rope. So that phony of a champion needs to get his butt out here so I can kick it and take what’s mine.
Frank Gotch comes down to the ring.
Frank: I don’t know who the hell you think you are coming out here and saying that winning this belt wasn’t work. Your out of your mind. How about you and me later tonight in a one on one match to prove who is the better man.
Wolf: That sounds perfect to me.
Wolf throws down his microphone and leaves the ring.
Harmon: Wow what a match that is going to be. I’m getting word that we have something interesting happening in the back. Do we have a camera back there? Lets check it out.
Camera shows Ted Dibiase and Savage T in The Packs locker room talking to Sandman
Dibiase: What we have here Mr. Sandman is a slight dilemma you see that nice supply of kendo sticks over there well they wouldn’t be there if it wasn’t for the money you borrowed from me. Now its time to pay up. Where is my money.
Sandman: (throws down beer can and lights up a cigarette) I told you when I borrowed the money that I would pay it back when I got the chance. Now you can take your rich a** and that little b***h of a lapdog you got over there and get out of my locker room before I take those kendo sticks over there and use them on the both of you.
Dibiase: Well since I am a business man I have a deal for you. How about you and your kendo sticks meet my man Savage T here in the ring now. And if you win I will consider dropping the return of the money you owe me.
Sandman: That sounds like a good idea to me. Now get your a**es out of here and I’ll see you in the ring in just a minute.
Harmon: Well lets see what happens.
Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman this next match is scheduled for one fall. This will be a Kendo Stick Match which means the only way to win is by pin or submission there will be no disqualification. Introducing weighing in at 195lbs. Savage T with KJ Hill. And his opponent weighing in at 244lbs. The Sandman.
Harmon: This is going to be interesting I think Savage T is a little out of his element in this type of match. We will see how he fairs.
Savage T starts out with a running elbow that sandman sidesteps and hits him with a reverse Heinekenrana. Sandman goes for the cover and gets the three count. Wow that has to be the fastest match that I have ever seen.
Sandman: Hey Dibiase I beat your bitch of a lapdog so what’s it going to be am I clear or do I need to do it again?
Dibiase: Well that didn’t seem like much of a fight. Lets wait and see what happens next week when we have a rematch but this time lets up the anti.
Sandman: Whatcha got in mind?
Dibiase: Next week same match you and Savage T in a kendo stick match with a catch. The loser of this match however will have to leave town. What you think of that huh?
Sandman: Hell I beat him once I can do it again. You better kiss your lapdog good-bye.
Sandman drops his mic and roles out of the ring.
Harmon: We have a special surprise tonight. Just announced by the GM we have a new group of wrestlers joining the UEW and they are calling themselves The Newcomers. Tonight we will meet two of them tonight when they come out in just a few minutes for their first UEW match.
Announcer: This next match is for one fall making his way to the ring for the first time is Big Superstar, and his opponent making his way to the ring also for the first time Sycophant.
Harmon: Wow this Sycophant guy really does look like a psycho
After a short but exciting match Big Superstar pin‘s Sycophant after a devastating piledriver.
Now the match we have all been waiting for. Champion Frank Gotch Vs Wolf.
After a very well fought match between the two Frank finally succumbed to Wolf’s SAVAGE FACE CLAW and lost the belt after only one week as champion.