Welcome to the UEW
Aug 23, 2006 23:07:39 GMT -5
Post by acekilo on Aug 23, 2006 23:07:39 GMT -5
UEW
OPENING NIGHT
Welcome to UEW’s Opening Night. This is your announcer Harmon McNeil. We have a great show for you tonight. We start off our eight team tag-team champion tournament.

The teams are all ready, tonight should be exciting. Here we go with our first match of the evening
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman this next match is scheduled for one fall making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 603lbs, Ox Baker and Killer Kowalski. And their opponents at a combined weight of 501lbs, Jimmy and Johnny Valiant.
Harmon: It looks like Johnny Valiant and Killer Kowalski will start things off. Johnny hit Kowalski with a knee lift to the mid-section. But here comes Kowalski back with a neck crank.
Johnny looks a little dazed from that.
Kowalski gives him another neck crank.
Johnny is so dazed right now I don’t think he knows where he is.
Kowalski opens up on Johnny with a series of turnbuckle punches.
Johnny goes down hard.
Kowalski hits him with a bombs away knee drop and goes for the pin. 1,2,3 that’s it folks the first match of the tournament is over and Ox Baker and Killer Kowalski move on to the round while Jimmy and Johnny just move on out of the ring.
Lets keep the tag team competition going with another tournament match.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman this next match is scheduled for one fall making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 491lbs, Gorgeous George and Playboy Buddy Rose. And their opponents at a combined weight of 445lbs, Jimmy Snuka and Savage T.

Harmon: Well folks this is the second match of the evening and it looks like it will be Buddy Rose starting things off with Jimmy Snuka. This should be a pretty good match the two teams are pretty well matched.
Buddy has Jimmy in a side head lock.
Jimmy is looking dazed after that one.
Buddy throws Jimmy in to the turnbuckle
Jimmy is stunned in the corner.
Buddy tags in George who takes over with a snap mare out of the corner.
Jimmy is a little dazed and shaky.
George goes for a drop kick.
Jimmy side-steps and sends George into the corner.
George bounces out and gets hit with a running slingshot and goes down hard.
Jimmy climbs the ropes and hit’s a SUPERFLY LEAP.
George is still down and Snuka throws him out of the ring.
George is just barely able to make it back into the ring before being counted out.
Jimmy climbs back up top for another SUPERFLY LEAP and misses.
George rolls him up in a small package and has a hand full of tights but can’t get the pin.
Jimmy is still down.
George tags Buddy back in, Buddy hits Jimmy with a body slam.
Jimmy is hurting bad now he is barely moving.
Buddy has him in a half Boston crab.
Jimmy makes it to the ropes but is still down.
Buddy waits for him to pull himself up and hits him with a shoulder tackle.
Jimmy is hurt.
Buddy whips him into the ropes and lands a back body drop stunning Jimmy.
Buddy whips him into the ropes again and out of no where Jimmy hits him with a shoulder tackle.
Jimmy follows it up with a pile driver but Jimmy is spent and can’t capitalize.
Buddy goes for the pin but can’t hold him.
Jimmy gets tossed out of the ring.
Buddy gets him with a body slam on the outside of the ring, then rolls him in.
Buddy finishes him off with BOMBS AWAY.
Playboy Buddy Rose and Gorgeous George get the win.
This is how things are shaping up so far.

We now have two teams in to the semi-finals.
Our third match of the evening will be between Bobo Brazil and King Kong Bundy Vs. Red Bastien and Harley Race. Looks like things are heating up nicely.
Ring Announcer: This next match is scheduled for one fall. Making their way down to the ring at a combined weight of 726lbs. King Kong Bundy and Bobo Brazil. And their opponents weighting in at 493lbs. Harley Race and Red Bastien.
Harmon: The match is under way and Bobo and Red start off with a test of strength
Red goes down hard and looks hurt.
Bobo hits him with a Bobo body slam.
Red is down and not moving.
Bobo gets him in a grinding hammerlock.
Red is hurting bad now.
Bobo hit’s the falling elbow
Red is hurt and not moving fast enough to avoid being thrown into the turnbuckle by Bobo
Red goes down hard from a running sling shot.
Bobo just lifted red up in a massive bear hug.
Red is down, this looks like the end for Red
Bobo hits him with the COCO BUTT
Bobo gets the one, two, three and the match is over before Red and Harley could even mount an offense.

We have three matches left for you tonight and we just got word from commissioner A.M. Clary that Savage T demanded a match since he didn’t get a chance to wrestle earlier this evening in his tag match with Jimmy Snuka. The catch is that Savage T won’t know his opponent until he comes down that ramp. The next match will finish up the first round of the tag-team tournament. It will be The Road Warriors, Hawk and Animal Vs. the Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff. LETS GET IT STARTED!!!
Ring Announcer: The next match is scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring weighing in at 549lbs the Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff. And their opponents weighing in at a combined weight of 562lbs Hawk and Animal The Road Warriors.
Harmon: Well there’s the bell and this match is underway.
The Iron Sheik goes for a belly to belly suplex but hawk fights out and delivers a dropkick right in the face.
The Sheik is hurt
Hawk follows it up with a running clothesline.
The Sheik is reeling now.
Hawk tags in Animal and Animal takes over right where Hawk left off with a blatant choke right in front of the referee.
The Sheik is hurting now he really needs to get to his corner and make a tag.
Animal hits him again with a flying shoulder ram that keeps the Sheik away from his corner.
I don’t believe the Sheik is going to last much longer if he keeps getting hurt like that.
Animal hit’s a spike piledriver.
The Sheik has a glazed look in his eyes.
Animal hits him with a POWER SLAM and goes for the cover. One, Two Oh that was close the Sheik just barley got his foot on the bottom rope before the three count.
Animal runs across the ring and knocks Nikolai off the apron. Animal tags Hawk and it looks like they are setting the Sheik up for the DOOMSDAY DEVICE. Yes that’s it One, Two, Three and that’s it folks the first round of the tag-team tournament. The last team to make it to the semi-finals is the Road Warriors.

HARMON: Well ladies and gentleman what an exciting night so far. We still have a great singles match coming up in just a few minutes. We are just getting word that something is going on in the back. Lets see if we can get a camera back there.
KARDON: This is Mia Kardon we are outside the GM’s office lets see what we can find out. It looks like Savage T and KJ Hill are in there with General Manager Ace Kilo.
SAVAGE T: Damn it Kilo I came here to wrestle tonight not to just stand there and look stupid.
KILO: Well I will tell you what I’m going to do since you want to fight so bad tonight. Your going to be in a one on one match with WOLF!!
SAVAGE T: What!?! Now wait a minute I didn’t say that come on you can’t do that to me.
KILO: Well that’s what’s going to happen tonight.
HARMON: Wow what an announcement. It looks like we will have two more matches this evening. Lets get ready for the next match.
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen this next match is scheduled for one fall. Now entering the ring weighing in at 208lbs. Frank Gotch. And his opponent weighing in at 298lbs. Giant Baba.
HARMON: Frank is giving up 90lbs to Baba and ten inches in height. But don’t count out Frank just yet the man is like a wrestling machine.
Frank starts out with a fireman’s carry and Baba looks a little dazed and surprised by that.
Frank uses a waist lock take over. Baba is down
Frank hit’s a rolling kneebar and Baba is hurt.
Frank throws Baba into the corner and hits him with a shoulder block.
Baba is stunned.
OPENING NIGHT
Welcome to UEW’s Opening Night. This is your announcer Harmon McNeil. We have a great show for you tonight. We start off our eight team tag-team champion tournament.

The teams are all ready, tonight should be exciting. Here we go with our first match of the evening
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman this next match is scheduled for one fall making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 603lbs, Ox Baker and Killer Kowalski. And their opponents at a combined weight of 501lbs, Jimmy and Johnny Valiant.
Harmon: It looks like Johnny Valiant and Killer Kowalski will start things off. Johnny hit Kowalski with a knee lift to the mid-section. But here comes Kowalski back with a neck crank.
Johnny looks a little dazed from that.
Kowalski gives him another neck crank.
Johnny is so dazed right now I don’t think he knows where he is.
Kowalski opens up on Johnny with a series of turnbuckle punches.
Johnny goes down hard.
Kowalski hits him with a bombs away knee drop and goes for the pin. 1,2,3 that’s it folks the first match of the tournament is over and Ox Baker and Killer Kowalski move on to the round while Jimmy and Johnny just move on out of the ring.
Lets keep the tag team competition going with another tournament match.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman this next match is scheduled for one fall making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 491lbs, Gorgeous George and Playboy Buddy Rose. And their opponents at a combined weight of 445lbs, Jimmy Snuka and Savage T.

Harmon: Well folks this is the second match of the evening and it looks like it will be Buddy Rose starting things off with Jimmy Snuka. This should be a pretty good match the two teams are pretty well matched.
Buddy has Jimmy in a side head lock.
Jimmy is looking dazed after that one.
Buddy throws Jimmy in to the turnbuckle
Jimmy is stunned in the corner.
Buddy tags in George who takes over with a snap mare out of the corner.
Jimmy is a little dazed and shaky.
George goes for a drop kick.
Jimmy side-steps and sends George into the corner.
George bounces out and gets hit with a running slingshot and goes down hard.
Jimmy climbs the ropes and hit’s a SUPERFLY LEAP.
George is still down and Snuka throws him out of the ring.
George is just barely able to make it back into the ring before being counted out.
Jimmy climbs back up top for another SUPERFLY LEAP and misses.
George rolls him up in a small package and has a hand full of tights but can’t get the pin.
Jimmy is still down.
George tags Buddy back in, Buddy hits Jimmy with a body slam.
Jimmy is hurting bad now he is barely moving.
Buddy has him in a half Boston crab.
Jimmy makes it to the ropes but is still down.
Buddy waits for him to pull himself up and hits him with a shoulder tackle.
Jimmy is hurt.
Buddy whips him into the ropes and lands a back body drop stunning Jimmy.
Buddy whips him into the ropes again and out of no where Jimmy hits him with a shoulder tackle.
Jimmy follows it up with a pile driver but Jimmy is spent and can’t capitalize.
Buddy goes for the pin but can’t hold him.
Jimmy gets tossed out of the ring.
Buddy gets him with a body slam on the outside of the ring, then rolls him in.
Buddy finishes him off with BOMBS AWAY.
Playboy Buddy Rose and Gorgeous George get the win.
This is how things are shaping up so far.

We now have two teams in to the semi-finals.
Our third match of the evening will be between Bobo Brazil and King Kong Bundy Vs. Red Bastien and Harley Race. Looks like things are heating up nicely.
Ring Announcer: This next match is scheduled for one fall. Making their way down to the ring at a combined weight of 726lbs. King Kong Bundy and Bobo Brazil. And their opponents weighting in at 493lbs. Harley Race and Red Bastien.
Harmon: The match is under way and Bobo and Red start off with a test of strength
Red goes down hard and looks hurt.
Bobo hits him with a Bobo body slam.
Red is down and not moving.
Bobo gets him in a grinding hammerlock.
Red is hurting bad now.
Bobo hit’s the falling elbow
Red is hurt and not moving fast enough to avoid being thrown into the turnbuckle by Bobo
Red goes down hard from a running sling shot.
Bobo just lifted red up in a massive bear hug.
Red is down, this looks like the end for Red
Bobo hits him with the COCO BUTT
Bobo gets the one, two, three and the match is over before Red and Harley could even mount an offense.

We have three matches left for you tonight and we just got word from commissioner A.M. Clary that Savage T demanded a match since he didn’t get a chance to wrestle earlier this evening in his tag match with Jimmy Snuka. The catch is that Savage T won’t know his opponent until he comes down that ramp. The next match will finish up the first round of the tag-team tournament. It will be The Road Warriors, Hawk and Animal Vs. the Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff. LETS GET IT STARTED!!!
Ring Announcer: The next match is scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring weighing in at 549lbs the Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff. And their opponents weighing in at a combined weight of 562lbs Hawk and Animal The Road Warriors.
Harmon: Well there’s the bell and this match is underway.
The Iron Sheik goes for a belly to belly suplex but hawk fights out and delivers a dropkick right in the face.
The Sheik is hurt
Hawk follows it up with a running clothesline.
The Sheik is reeling now.
Hawk tags in Animal and Animal takes over right where Hawk left off with a blatant choke right in front of the referee.
The Sheik is hurting now he really needs to get to his corner and make a tag.
Animal hits him again with a flying shoulder ram that keeps the Sheik away from his corner.
I don’t believe the Sheik is going to last much longer if he keeps getting hurt like that.
Animal hit’s a spike piledriver.
The Sheik has a glazed look in his eyes.
Animal hits him with a POWER SLAM and goes for the cover. One, Two Oh that was close the Sheik just barley got his foot on the bottom rope before the three count.
Animal runs across the ring and knocks Nikolai off the apron. Animal tags Hawk and it looks like they are setting the Sheik up for the DOOMSDAY DEVICE. Yes that’s it One, Two, Three and that’s it folks the first round of the tag-team tournament. The last team to make it to the semi-finals is the Road Warriors.

HARMON: Well ladies and gentleman what an exciting night so far. We still have a great singles match coming up in just a few minutes. We are just getting word that something is going on in the back. Lets see if we can get a camera back there.
KARDON: This is Mia Kardon we are outside the GM’s office lets see what we can find out. It looks like Savage T and KJ Hill are in there with General Manager Ace Kilo.
SAVAGE T: Damn it Kilo I came here to wrestle tonight not to just stand there and look stupid.
KILO: Well I will tell you what I’m going to do since you want to fight so bad tonight. Your going to be in a one on one match with WOLF!!
SAVAGE T: What!?! Now wait a minute I didn’t say that come on you can’t do that to me.
KILO: Well that’s what’s going to happen tonight.
HARMON: Wow what an announcement. It looks like we will have two more matches this evening. Lets get ready for the next match.
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen this next match is scheduled for one fall. Now entering the ring weighing in at 208lbs. Frank Gotch. And his opponent weighing in at 298lbs. Giant Baba.
HARMON: Frank is giving up 90lbs to Baba and ten inches in height. But don’t count out Frank just yet the man is like a wrestling machine.
Frank starts out with a fireman’s carry and Baba looks a little dazed and surprised by that.
Frank uses a waist lock take over. Baba is down
Frank hit’s a rolling kneebar and Baba is hurt.
Frank throws Baba into the corner and hits him with a shoulder block.
Baba is stunned.