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Post by bauermann on Jun 9, 2007 4:15:32 GMT -5
Announcement by GWFZ President J. Bauermann Dear ladies and gentlemen, I am here to announce the first card of GWFZ War Zone featuring the GWFZ Heavyweight Championship Tournament. The first quarterfinal match will be between two of the best pure wrestlers in the galaxy: Pride vs. Hegemony. The second quarterfinal match will be between two men from the medical school: Doctor Payne vs. The Surgeon. Forget the Star Warrior vs. Thantos feud, forget Bloodline vs. Encubus. The third quarterfinal will be the beginning of the greatest feud of all time: Ensor vs. Assassin X. And the last quarterfinal match will be between one of the most flamboyant and decorated players in the history of Gravity Ball: Overtime and one of the most evil men in the galaxy: Symbiote. Also on the card will be: Morbid vs. Sledgend vs. Leviathan in a triple threat match, The Legacy vs. Nightmare Nikki and Cuddley Claw vs. Dark Star Creature. Don`t miss the first card of GWFZ War Zone to see who wins the GWFZ Heavyweight Championship Tournament. |
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Post by bauermann on Jun 12, 2007 14:15:12 GMT -5
Press Conference GWFZ President J. Bauermann: "I am here tonight to crown our first GWFZ Heavyweight Champion. Please welcome: Overtime."GWFZ Heavyweight Champion Overtime: "I would like to thank the person who made this all possible - Me. I am Overtime, the greatest player in Gravity Ball history. I am the first GWFZ Heavyweight Champion. I beat three men in one night. Not you stupid fans."The Legacy: "Show some respect, Overti..."GWFZ Heavyweight Champion Overtime: "Shut the f*ck up. Are you the guy who lost to a girl the same night I beat three men to win the GWFZ title?"Morbid: "Since you act like the tough guy from Titan - how about a Titan Death Match against me for the title."GWFZ Heavyweight Champion Overtime: "You got it." |
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Post by crowfan on Jun 15, 2007 0:10:39 GMT -5
WOW
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Post by bauermann on Jun 16, 2007 9:20:27 GMT -5
From Brymstone Symbiote: "Symbiote just had his first victim - Dark Star Creature. But others will follow. And Morbid is next, because YOURS IS MINE. Right, Creature?"Dark Star Creature: "Yes, Master." |
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Post by bauermann on Jun 16, 2007 9:35:18 GMT -5
From Titan GWFZ Heavyweight Champion Overtime: "What do you want?"The Surgeon: "You need my help."GWFZ Heavyweight Champion Overtime: "What the f*ck? I am Overtime, the greatest player in Gravity Ball history. I am the first GWFZ Heavyweight Champion. I am the King of the Titan Death Match."The Surgeon: "You barely survived the Titan Death Match against Morbid. You need my help."GWFZ Heavyweight Champion Overtime: "What do you want?"The Surgeon: "Have you ever heard of the Fighting Titans?" |
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Post by bauermann on Jul 3, 2007 10:40:18 GMT -5
Press Conference GWFZ President J. Bauermann: "Dear ladies and gentlemen, please let me introduce the GWFZ Heavyweight Champion: Overtime."GWFZ Heavyweight Champion Overtime: "I am Overtime, the greatest player in Gravity Ball history. I am the first GWFZ Heavyweight Champion. I am the King of the Titan Death Match."Nightmare Nikki: "How about a title match against me?"GWFZ Heavyweight Champion Overtime: "What the f*ck? You are a woman. You don`t belong in the ring, you belong in the kitchen."Nightmare Nikki: "But I am undefeated."GWFZ Heavyweight Champion Overtime: "You must mistake me with someone who gives a f*ck. You don`t deserve a title shot. But you can have a non-title cage match." |
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Post by crowfan on Jul 4, 2007 17:21:11 GMT -5
Amazing
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Post by bauermann on Jul 6, 2007 4:30:22 GMT -5
Announcement by GWFZ President J. Bauermann Dear ladies and gentlemen, I am here to announce the first two matches of our next card of GWFZ War Zone. After his victory over Symbiote in a Titan Death Match, Morbid will get a title shot against the GWFZ Heavyweight Champion Overtime. A old wrestling federation on earth used to have a Money in the Bank ladder match with the premise of the winner receiving a contract for a match for any Championship of that federation at a time and place of their choosing within one year of winning the match. On the next card of GWFZ War Zone will be a Money in the Bank Elimination Match. GWF Commissioner Massif has ruled that the winner will receive a contract for a match for any GWFZ or GWF title. Don`t miss GWFZ War Zone. |
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Post by bauermann on Jul 11, 2007 5:30:21 GMT -5
Press Conference GWFZ President J. Bauermann: "Please welcome the winner of the Money in the Bank Elimination Match: Assassin X."GWFZ Heavyweight Champion Overtime: "Wait a second. I am Overtime, the greatest player in Gravity Ball history. I am the first GWFZ Heavyweight Champion. I am the King of the Titan Death Match. This Press Conference should be about me."Mr. Money in the Bank Assassin X: "I could not care less who you are. What do you want?"GWFZ Heavyweight Champion Overtime: "When do you want a title shot against me?"Mr. Money in the Bank Assassin X: "I will wait. And when the time is right, nobody is safe. Not you or anybody in the GWFZ. Not even the GWF Galaxian Heavyweight Champion. Now excuse me. I have work to do." |
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Post by bauermann on Jul 17, 2007 5:25:35 GMT -5
Press Conference Overtime: "I am Overtime, the greatest player in Gravity Ball history. I am the fir...I was the first GWFZ Heavyweight Champion. But I lost my title. I lost my belt. But..."Suddenly Overtime is attacked from behind by Symbiote.Symbiote: "You`re next, because YOURS IS MINE." |
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Post by bauermann on Jul 19, 2007 0:00:19 GMT -5
Announcement by GWFZ President J. Bauermann Dear ladies and gentlemen, I am here to announce the Double Main Event of our next card of GWFZ War Zone. Pride will get a title shot against the GWFZ Heavyweight Champion Doctor Payne. Assassin X will face Ensor in a Money in the Bank Ladder Match. Don`t miss GWFZ War Zone. |
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Post by bauermann on Jul 30, 2007 15:10:46 GMT -5
From the office of GWFZ President J. Bauermann Overtime: "Why do you give Pride a title shot against Doctor Payne? I am Overtime, the greatest player in Gravity Ball history. I was the first GWFZ Heavyweight Champion. I am the King of the Titan Death Match. I deserve that title match."GWFZ President J. Bauermann: "Well, I heard some rumors about you that I like to investigate. Until then you will not get a title match. Now excuse me. I have work to do." |
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Post by bauermann on Aug 5, 2007 14:00:25 GMT -5
Announcement by GWFZ President J. Bauermann Dear ladies and gentlemen, I am here to announce the cancellation of the next card of GWFZ War Zone. In the next few days there will be a huge announcement regarding the future of the GWFZ. |
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Post by bauermann on Aug 6, 2007 5:45:19 GMT -5
In front of the office of GWFZ President J. Bauermann Ensor: "Who is the office with Mr. Bauermann?"Pride: "I don`t know. And I don`t understand the language."GWFZ President J. Bauermann: "...Vereinigung der GWFZ Titel..."Ensor & Pride: " " |
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Post by bauermann on Aug 17, 2007 13:25:23 GMT -5
Announcement by GWFZ President J. Bauermann Dear ladies and gentlemen, I am here to announce the end of the GWFZ as you know it. The GWFZ is gone and all GWFZ titles are vacant. I talked with promoter The Crow 68 and we agreed on a new unified GWFZ. There will be a new roster and new champions. Don`t miss the future of the GWFZ. |
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Post by The Crow 68 on Aug 17, 2007 14:01:51 GMT -5
Announcement by GWFZ Co President The Crow 68
After a very long meeting we are proud to announce the following signings for the new GWFZ United:
Single Wrestlers:
Necros
Leviathan
Kati
Umagapotamus
Pride
Ensor
The SoulWatcher
The Legacy
Max Shield
Assassin X
Grimm
Jihad
Doctor Payne along with manager Nurse Elizabeth
The Surgeon
Rashid Singh
Death Knight II along with his manager Death Knight
Bust Up
Halcon Oro
Hegemony
GrumpyBigBee
Jigoku Shintani
M.C. Diamond
Morbid
Madrak
Sledgend
Symbiote
Cuddley Claw
Sir Ender
Rush
Dreadnaught
Scimitar
Plethador
Furious George
Dark Star Creature
"Y2K" Kid Rumble
Kaos
Epic
Varsity
Cinq
Prototype
Echelon
Gutter
Phenom
Andromeda
Hellman
Hawkeye
Cannon
Tag Teams:
Vampire Nation (Count Saint Jordan & Christian St. Clair)
Samoan Vice Squad (S`Nunu & Tika)
Theatre of Pain (Comedy & Tragedy)
Kings of the Swamp 8Ali Ga`Tor & Croc Od`Ile)
Colonizers Empire (Nefarus & Vendetta)
Galaxy Most Wanted (Ballistic & Ricochet)
Dogs of War (Demon & Ripper)
Women:
War Witch
Nightmare Nikki
Sabre
Women Tag Teams:
Aria (Lust & Pride)
Sedition (Bast & Burn)
Synergy (Storm Child & Vision)
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