GalactiCorn 2006 Results
Oct 28, 2006 20:25:27 GMT -5
Post by Thad Killian on Oct 28, 2006 20:25:27 GMT -5
GalactiCorn
The annual event finally arrived! As the usual suspects arrived earlier than normal, we chatted about the current state of wrestling and handed one another the newest bootlegs that we created or downloaded from the internet.
We started things off with the HardCorn tournament and the seeding and match types… many questions came up with the pairings about the future of the game and whether or not “The Keen of HardCorn” would retain the title.
[glow=red,2,300]Editor's Note: Names in bold won that particular match.[/glow]
King of the HardCorn Tournament:
First Round:
Hustler (SP) vs. Kamikaze (DJ) in a scaffold match; Malice (TK) vs. Gutter (EK) in a D100 (after a restart); Stigma (TK) vs. Damien Lawless (SP) in 1000 Light Tube match; Ultimate Destruction (DJ) has a bye; Jr. Leatherface (EK) vs. Monolith (CK) in a Thumbtack match; Von Braun (EK) vs. Nostra Vampiro (SP) in a bootcamp match; Paralyze (CK) vs. Pendekar (TK) in a I Quit match (10-2); Encubus (CK) vs. Endgame (DJ) in a dog collar match.
During the intermission, Donald Jones is spotted in the concession stands sweet-talking to the Big Boned vixen…Rotunda! After much discussion, Donald Jones buys the Greatest Show’s diva a snickers bar while muttering “I’ve got candy.”
Second Round:
Hustler (SP) vs. Malice (TK) in a Falls Count Anywhere match; Damien Lawless (SP) vs. Ultimate Destruction (DJ) in a Barbwire Bat match; Jr. Leatherface (EK) vs. Von Braun (EK) in a TLC match; and Paralyze (CK) vs. Endgame (DJ) in a Singapore Cane/ Barbwire fist.
Sidenote: During the Malice/Hustler match, after the two battled in the bathrooms…they did the sanitary thing and washed their hands before leaving the stall. Rotunda was furious that both the snack tables were destroyed! The diva went on a rampage and caught the unsuspecting Cameron Keen walking in the hallway and squashed him against one of the hallway doors with a running body squash. The medical team and a spatula were called for assistance!
Semi-Finals:
Malice(TK) vs. Ultimate Destruction (DJ) in a Four Weapons of Destruction match; Jr. Leatherface (EK) vs. Endgame (DJ) in a Mensa Table match.
As Cameron was being wheeled toward the ambulance, Donald Jones was once again seen with Rotunda! He was consoling her and told her that he has a surprise for her in the lounge. The two began walking towards the lobby and the camera pans toward Scott Pokett and Thomas Keen.
“I cannot believe that I pulled the Poke effect in the tourney so far.” Scott stated.
Thomas smiled and said;“I know…it’s kinda sad! I wonder if Cameron is alright. More importantly, I wonder if Donnie will be able to handle the big girl.”
Scott grimaced and muttered… “I’m not sure! I think the ambulance might be needed again.”
Finals:
Ultimate Destruction (DJ) vs. Endgame (DJ) in a Circunus Cell match.
The first tournament was over and the fans were getting ready for the first ever GalactiCorn Women’s tournament! The question on everyone’s mind was whether or not Donald Jones would accompany Rotunda.
Queen of the HardCorn:
First Round:
Crissy Klampet (SP) vs. Serpentine (TK); Sniper (CK) vs. Carrie Storm (CK); Syf (CK) vs. Yum Yum (EK); Trixie Klampet (SP) vs. Morgana (SP); Hunger (TK) bt. Darla (TK) via. count-out; Dark Raven (EK) vs. Miss Jack Momma (DJ); Ravishing (DJ) vs. Burn (EK); and Mother Superior has a bye.
Mother Superior was scheduled to face Rotunda but Rotunda did not show up for the match. Donald Jones came to ringside all in a fluster and continued to look all around the arena. Where did Donald’s newest love interest disappear to?
Second Round:
Serpentine (TK) vs. Carrie Storm (CK); Syf (CK) vs. Morgana (SP); Hunger (TK) vs. Big Jack Momma (DJ); and Ravishing (DJ) vs. Mother Superior (DJ).
In the backstage area, the HCW champion ran into the GWF champion and the two looked at one another for several minutes. Encubus broke the silence and simply stated to Payback that Divided We Fall…Payback nodded and the two headed their separate ways.
Semi-Finals:
Carrie (CK) vs. Syf (CK); and Hunger (TK) vs. Mother Superior (DJ)
The camera panned on the outside of the arena and out of the shadows came the UWA champion- Abomination gripping his title and growling toward the camera.
Finals:
Hunger (TK) vs. Syf (CK) in a bra and patties match.
The Queen of the HardCorn tournament finished and there was still no sign of Rotunda! Donald Jones’s mood went from one of concern to anger as he started to curse and become violent with the stagehands. Next up was the round robin tournament that would pit five federation’s best against one another.
Point Values:
Win by pinfall/count out: 2 points
Disqualification/Draw: 1 point
First Round:
General Rankor (SP) vs. Funkenstein (DJ) in a Escape From Douglas County Juvenile Detention Center match; Blastar (EK) vs. Chaos (CK) in a Titan Death match; TK has a bye.
CK: 0 DJ: 2 SP: 0 TK: 0 EK: 2
The camera panned in the parking lot and a white limousine pulled into the arena garage. The CCW Champion, Rock climbed out of the car with two beautiful blondes and he looked at the camera and stated “It’s Showtime baby!” The two women smiled while holding the champs arms and the three entered the arena. The only champion to yet arrive is the Aethran Wrecking Machine…Disaster!
Second Round:
Prodigy (TK) vs. Chris Czar (EK) in an Ultimate X match; Bloodline (CK) vs. Jshaku (SP) in a Fall Count Anywhere on the farm match; DJ has a bye.
CK: 0 DJ:2 SP: 1 TK: 0 EK: 4
Third Round:
Darwin’s Legacy (TK) vs. Divina Comedia (SP) in a TLC match; Shepard (CK) vs. Unknown Creature(DJ) in a Titan Death match. EK has a bye.
CK: 0 DJ: 4 SP: 1 TK: 2 EK: 4
Fourth Round:
Scissorfight & Guillotine (EK) vs. Master Race (DJ) in a NO DQ match; and Thunder (TK) vs. Cyclone (CK) in a Ruins of Antilia match. SP has a bye.
CK: 0 DJ: 4 SP: 1 TK: 4 EK: 6
Fifth Round:
Pumpin Jack (SP) vs. Morbid Angel (EK) in a Graveyard match; and Redeemer (DJ) vs. Painmaster (TK) in a Omaha Street Fight. CK has a bye.
CK: 0 DJ: 6 SP: 3 TK: 4 EK: 6
The camera panned into the locker room and finally found Rotunda! She was laid out and had Thomas Keen standing above her! He looked at the camera and bellowed…”My name is Thomas…Edward…Keen..como de si…let me introduce to you…the four foot bulldozer-Caaammmmaaaagggaaa! Camagga was standing on the other side of Rotunda with his hand taped up with the Pokemon Spike shown to the camera! Donald Jones rushed into the locker room to save his lover’s honor and attacked Camagga and the two brawled until they were no longer able to follow the two with camera.
Sixth Round(LOW):
John Cena (TK) vs. Kane (CK); and Somoa Joe (SP) vs. Andre the Giant (DJ); EK has a bye.
CK: 0 DJ: 8 SP: 3 TK: 6 EK: 6
Seventh Round(LOW):
Kane (CK) vs. Kurt Angle (EK) (by DQ); and John Cena (TK) vs. Somoa Joe (SP); DJ has a bye.
CK: 0 DJ: 8 SP: 5 TK: 6 EK: 7
Eighth Round(LOW):
Andre the Giant (DJ) vs. Kurt Angle (EK); and Kane (CK) vs. Somoa Joe (SP); TK has a bye.
CK: 0 DJ: 10 SP: 7 TK: 6 EK: 7
Ninth Round(LOW):
Andre the Giant (DJ) vs. Kane (CK); and Kurt Angle (EK) vs. John Cena (TK); SP has a bye.
CK: 2 DJ: 10 SP: 7 TK: 6 EK: 9
Tenth Round(LOW):
Andre the Giant (DJ) vs. John Cena (TK); and Kurt Angle (EK) vs. Somoa Joe (SP); CK has a bye.
CK: 2 DJ: 10 SP: 7 TK: 8 EK: 11
Outside of the Arena, Camagga and Donald Jones were still battling with Rotunda pleading with someone to stop these two from trying to kill one another. Meanwhile, an Aethran Starship was seen landing in the background. The camera panned to the landing bay and Donald Cash was waiting for what could be assumed to be Disaster arriving.
The Aethran Wrecking Machine (along with the rest of the Aethran Team) emerged from the starship and Cash approached him. “I have a opportunity of a lifetime for you Disaster! I will be willing to pay whatever it will take for you to let my man win the main event. What do you say?” Disaster sneered and walked passed the former CEO of the UWA and then suddenly Donald Cash was the recipient of a RAMPAGE! “The answer is NOOOOOO!”
Eleventh Round (Pick Your Poison):
Plethador (TK) vs. JJ Smooth (CK); Wally the Slow butt Postman (EK) vs. Road Kill Joe (DJ); SP has a bye.
CK: 2 DJ: 12 SP: 7 TK: 10 EK: 11
Twelfth Round (Pick Your Poison):
Aspin Northstar (TK) vs. Meteor (SP) (by count out); Pollux (CK) vs. Gila (EK); DJ has a bye.
CK: 4 DJ: 12 SP: 7 TK: 12 EK: 11
Thirteenth Round (Pick Your Poison):
Grovel (EK) vs. Crush (SP); and El Pathetico (CK) vs. Sir Ender (DJ); TK has a bye.
CK: 4 DJ: 14 SP: 9 TK: 12 EK: 11
Fourteenth Round (Pick Your Poison):
Dark Star Creature (EK) vs. Killer Queen (TK); Puma (DJ) vs. Big Blubba (SP); CK has a bye.
CK: 4 DJ: 16 SP: 9 TK: 14 EK: 11
Fifteenth Round (Pick Your Poison):
Ursa Major (DJ) vs. Blue Ninny (TK) via. count out; Zoave (CK) vs. Scimitar (SP)via. count out; EK has a bye.
CK: 4 DJ: 16 SP: 11 TK: 16 EK: 11
Sudden Death Round:
Eagle (TK) vs. Wildcat (DJ) in a Circunus Cell match after Eagle was thrown off the top of the cage.
CK: 4 DJ: 17 SP: 11 TK: 16 EK: 11
The crowd went hysterical as the stacked cage started to be assembled and the champions were introduced…Rock for the CCW, Abomination for the UWA, Encubus for the HCW, Payback for the GWF, and Disaster for the Global Wrestling Federation…
Rage in the Cage
Disaster and Encubus were fighting in the first cage…Disaster climbs to the second tier and battles Abomination…Abomination climbs to the third tier to meet Rock…Rock went up to the top tier to meet Payback…Payback grabbed the title…Payback used EXVENGE to crawl down to meet Abomination…Abomination put down Payback via. ULTIMATE HORROR to climb down to the Aethran Wrecking Machine…Disaster made quick work of Abomination and climbed to the bottom to for a rematch against Encubus…Encubus used a Force of Darkness to win the main event!
Jim, you can come, but there's no way you're making it out of Nebraska alive with the belt ;D Man, I can hardly wait...at least it's only 10 months away now instead of a year since it'll go back to September next year. IMO, the match of the night was Kurt Angle vs. Samoa Joe in the legends round. Joe hit Kurt with the muscle buster into the Kokina clutch like 3 times, and all the times Angle managed to escape...Joe would counter Angle's finishers too...then finally Angle got the win with the hyperextended ANKLE LOCK. 