Tough Enough Challenge #1
Jan 24, 2008 21:31:38 GMT -5
Post by cakejedi on Jan 24, 2008 21:31:38 GMT -5
I am jumping into the world of bootlegs!
To introduce bootlegs into my fed, I am holding a Tough Enough style competition. Some of the wrestlers were created by me, some were created by fans of my fed.
Please help my journey into the world of bootlegs by voting in my Tough Enough competition. The first challenge is "Cutting a Promo." Below are the competitors promos from my Wrestlemania PPV. Please vote for the best promo. Thank you!
-GWF TOUGH ENOUGH
Starla Bryte is in the ring.
“Please welcome the trainer for GWF Tough Enough and your host for the competition, Trainer Jim.”
Trainer Jim comes to the ring to a loud ovation.
"Here we go again. Another opportunity for an average shmuck to get a GWF contract without putting in the blood, sweat, and tears that are required to make it in this business. The GWF has really been watered down. This makes T.A.M. sick."
“It is my pleasure to introduce the competitors for the first ever GWF Tough Enough. First, let’s welcome Captain Caffeine to the ring.”
A human wearing tights covered with pictures of coffee cups comes running to the ring.
“Please vote for me I will amaze you with my high flying moves my matches will be exciting you have never seem anyone with the moves that I do please vote for me.”
Captain Caffeine runs back to the locker room.
“WOW! That guy needs to switch to decaf. Next, please welcome Harmon ‘The Master’ Sheldon.”
A muscular, middle aged human comes to the ring. He is wearing a grey hoodie with red letters that says ‘Master of All.” His face has many scars on it.
“I am from Dallas, Texas. I am from the old school of hard knocks. Cowboy bar fights when I was young and it evolved into a college and semi professional wrestler. I am a grizzled veteran who is trying to escape my horrible past.”
Harmon leaves the ring.
“Next is Incognito.”
A masked figure wearing a long robe that covers his entire body comes to the ring to the old earth song “Crazy Train” by Ozzy Osborn.
When he gets in the ring, the man takes off the robe and mask to reveal…..
He is dressed just like Trainer Jim and is wearing a realistic looking Trainer Jim mask.
After the shocking reveal, Incognito turns around and returns to the locker room.
“That was creepy! Now let me introduce Hot Sauce Hatches”
A bison Animan comes to the ring. He is eating buffalo wings.
As Hot Sauce Hatches enters the ring, Trainer Jims begins to laugh.
“What’s so funny?”
“I’m sorry, Hot Sauce. You’re a buffalo who eats buffalo wings. That is funny to me.”
Hot Sauce hits Trainer Jim in the forehead with a wing.
“You idiot. How many times have I told you? I’m a bison, not a buffalo. A BISON! GOT IT!”
“Sorry, sorry. A bison. Got it.”
Hot Sauce storms angrily out of the ring and returns to the locker room.
Trainer Jim wipes the sauce off of his forehead.
“Next we have Nakor the Blue Rider.”
A wiry man with a long white beard and moustache, dressed in cream and bright orange monk’s clothing makes his way onto the ramp. In his left hand is a small brown burlap bag. On his way down the ramp he stops to ask many of the fans at ringside: “Would you like an orange? He reaches deep into his bag, up to his shoulder, to repeatedly pull them out. As he nears the camera, he tilts the bag so that the camera can look inside…the bag is absolutely empty. He continues on, handing the camera man an orange, and makes his way around the ring producing citrus for everyone at ringside. He nimbly hops up to the ring apron from the floor and flips over the top rope into the ring.
“Well now, look who is part of Tough Enough. Nakor the Blue Rider. I know. I’m wearing orange. But work with me here. Where did this name come from you ask? Well, that’s a long story…but seeing as we seem to have the time I guess I will tell you. Well, it all goes back to a time when I was knee-high to my grand pappy…Well, that really wasn’t the right time now that I think about it. I really can’t remember now there that name came from. Take my word for it though, I’m definitely the Blue Rider…but in orange. (He winks at the camera) Okay, now I was supposed to tell you all why I joined Tough Enough & what I’m going to do to my opponents so here goes. I joined Tough Enough because I am certainly a tough one & I’m pretty sure that it is enough so it just seemed to fit. As for my competition, well…I think I will begin by offering them an orange & then see where we go from there. Oh yes, everyone noticed that my bag here was empty when I showed it to the camera, so everyone will be thinking that it must be some magic trick that I do to pull my oranges from the bag. Trust me when I say that there is no such thing as magic. Trust me, I have experience with these things & there is really no such thing. The physics behind what happens inside the bag when I put my hand inside is overly complicated. Let’s just say that when I place my hand inside the bag…it is no longer empty & then I pull forth an orange. (Nakor smiles a huge smile for the camera) I have taken far too much time here already so I will be on my way. Thank you for listening to me. There is no such thing as magic. Really.
Nakor leaves the ring & makes his way up the ramp, pulling oranges from his burlap bag & tossing them out into the crowd as he goes.
“Now let’s hear it for Copper Fusion.”
A humanoid looking man walks to the ring. He has a copper plate covering half of his head. His skin is the color of copper. Electric flashes shoot out of his finger tips. He is carrying a spear with three tips. Electricity flashes between the tips of the spear.
“My name is Copper Fusion. I was a happy young man working at Csik Industries making copper plated fusion pipes for interstellar space transports. An accident at work turned me me into this freak. I lost my job. But the accident also gave me increased strength. So I am here to try to turn my new copper body into something positive by winning this competition and making a living here in the GWF.”
Copper Fusion walks back to the locker room.
“And our final competitor is Commando.”
A man wearing an Earth Defense Force uniform walks to the ring.
“Greetings wrestling fans. My name is Commando. I was given this nickname in the Earth Armed Forces because of my unique skills that I learned while on secret missions. Many of these missions are classified and I would have to eliminate you if you ever found out. But now those days are behind me now. I wish only to use my skills in the wrestling ring and on my opponents. So let me close by saying SEMPER FI!”
Commando walks back to the locker room.
Trainer Jim has a big smile on his face.
“I now have a big surprise for our Tough Enough Contestants. The competition begins TONIGHT! In fact, you all just competed in our first challenge, ‘Cutting a Promo.’ Now it is up to you, fans of the GWF, to vote for the contestant who you feel gave the best promo introducing himself. The competitor who gets the most votes will receive a special advantage in the next challenge on Warzone. And the competitor who receives the least amount of votes will be counted out of the ring and eliminated from GWF Tough Enough. Fans, please to COTG Polls to cast your vote. The polls will be open for at least two hours following tonight’s Pay-Per-View.”
To introduce bootlegs into my fed, I am holding a Tough Enough style competition. Some of the wrestlers were created by me, some were created by fans of my fed.
Please help my journey into the world of bootlegs by voting in my Tough Enough competition. The first challenge is "Cutting a Promo." Below are the competitors promos from my Wrestlemania PPV. Please vote for the best promo. Thank you!
-GWF TOUGH ENOUGH
Starla Bryte is in the ring.
“Please welcome the trainer for GWF Tough Enough and your host for the competition, Trainer Jim.”
Trainer Jim comes to the ring to a loud ovation.
"Here we go again. Another opportunity for an average shmuck to get a GWF contract without putting in the blood, sweat, and tears that are required to make it in this business. The GWF has really been watered down. This makes T.A.M. sick."
“It is my pleasure to introduce the competitors for the first ever GWF Tough Enough. First, let’s welcome Captain Caffeine to the ring.”
A human wearing tights covered with pictures of coffee cups comes running to the ring.
“Please vote for me I will amaze you with my high flying moves my matches will be exciting you have never seem anyone with the moves that I do please vote for me.”
Captain Caffeine runs back to the locker room.
“WOW! That guy needs to switch to decaf. Next, please welcome Harmon ‘The Master’ Sheldon.”
A muscular, middle aged human comes to the ring. He is wearing a grey hoodie with red letters that says ‘Master of All.” His face has many scars on it.
“I am from Dallas, Texas. I am from the old school of hard knocks. Cowboy bar fights when I was young and it evolved into a college and semi professional wrestler. I am a grizzled veteran who is trying to escape my horrible past.”
Harmon leaves the ring.
“Next is Incognito.”
A masked figure wearing a long robe that covers his entire body comes to the ring to the old earth song “Crazy Train” by Ozzy Osborn.
When he gets in the ring, the man takes off the robe and mask to reveal…..
He is dressed just like Trainer Jim and is wearing a realistic looking Trainer Jim mask.
After the shocking reveal, Incognito turns around and returns to the locker room.
“That was creepy! Now let me introduce Hot Sauce Hatches”
A bison Animan comes to the ring. He is eating buffalo wings.
As Hot Sauce Hatches enters the ring, Trainer Jims begins to laugh.
“What’s so funny?”
“I’m sorry, Hot Sauce. You’re a buffalo who eats buffalo wings. That is funny to me.”
Hot Sauce hits Trainer Jim in the forehead with a wing.
“You idiot. How many times have I told you? I’m a bison, not a buffalo. A BISON! GOT IT!”
“Sorry, sorry. A bison. Got it.”
Hot Sauce storms angrily out of the ring and returns to the locker room.
Trainer Jim wipes the sauce off of his forehead.
“Next we have Nakor the Blue Rider.”
A wiry man with a long white beard and moustache, dressed in cream and bright orange monk’s clothing makes his way onto the ramp. In his left hand is a small brown burlap bag. On his way down the ramp he stops to ask many of the fans at ringside: “Would you like an orange? He reaches deep into his bag, up to his shoulder, to repeatedly pull them out. As he nears the camera, he tilts the bag so that the camera can look inside…the bag is absolutely empty. He continues on, handing the camera man an orange, and makes his way around the ring producing citrus for everyone at ringside. He nimbly hops up to the ring apron from the floor and flips over the top rope into the ring.
“Well now, look who is part of Tough Enough. Nakor the Blue Rider. I know. I’m wearing orange. But work with me here. Where did this name come from you ask? Well, that’s a long story…but seeing as we seem to have the time I guess I will tell you. Well, it all goes back to a time when I was knee-high to my grand pappy…Well, that really wasn’t the right time now that I think about it. I really can’t remember now there that name came from. Take my word for it though, I’m definitely the Blue Rider…but in orange. (He winks at the camera) Okay, now I was supposed to tell you all why I joined Tough Enough & what I’m going to do to my opponents so here goes. I joined Tough Enough because I am certainly a tough one & I’m pretty sure that it is enough so it just seemed to fit. As for my competition, well…I think I will begin by offering them an orange & then see where we go from there. Oh yes, everyone noticed that my bag here was empty when I showed it to the camera, so everyone will be thinking that it must be some magic trick that I do to pull my oranges from the bag. Trust me when I say that there is no such thing as magic. Trust me, I have experience with these things & there is really no such thing. The physics behind what happens inside the bag when I put my hand inside is overly complicated. Let’s just say that when I place my hand inside the bag…it is no longer empty & then I pull forth an orange. (Nakor smiles a huge smile for the camera) I have taken far too much time here already so I will be on my way. Thank you for listening to me. There is no such thing as magic. Really.
Nakor leaves the ring & makes his way up the ramp, pulling oranges from his burlap bag & tossing them out into the crowd as he goes.
“Now let’s hear it for Copper Fusion.”
A humanoid looking man walks to the ring. He has a copper plate covering half of his head. His skin is the color of copper. Electric flashes shoot out of his finger tips. He is carrying a spear with three tips. Electricity flashes between the tips of the spear.
“My name is Copper Fusion. I was a happy young man working at Csik Industries making copper plated fusion pipes for interstellar space transports. An accident at work turned me me into this freak. I lost my job. But the accident also gave me increased strength. So I am here to try to turn my new copper body into something positive by winning this competition and making a living here in the GWF.”
Copper Fusion walks back to the locker room.
“And our final competitor is Commando.”
A man wearing an Earth Defense Force uniform walks to the ring.
“Greetings wrestling fans. My name is Commando. I was given this nickname in the Earth Armed Forces because of my unique skills that I learned while on secret missions. Many of these missions are classified and I would have to eliminate you if you ever found out. But now those days are behind me now. I wish only to use my skills in the wrestling ring and on my opponents. So let me close by saying SEMPER FI!”
Commando walks back to the locker room.
Trainer Jim has a big smile on his face.
“I now have a big surprise for our Tough Enough Contestants. The competition begins TONIGHT! In fact, you all just competed in our first challenge, ‘Cutting a Promo.’ Now it is up to you, fans of the GWF, to vote for the contestant who you feel gave the best promo introducing himself. The competitor who gets the most votes will receive a special advantage in the next challenge on Warzone. And the competitor who receives the least amount of votes will be counted out of the ring and eliminated from GWF Tough Enough. Fans, please to COTG Polls to cast your vote. The polls will be open for at least two hours following tonight’s Pay-Per-View.”
