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Post by BrianU on Aug 10, 2006 16:33:11 GMT -5
Were you Big Bri? I am now (at least for a few more months).
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Post by Werner Mueck on Aug 10, 2006 21:57:15 GMT -5
We had a guy in our platoon in AIT whose last name was "Gay". We kept joking with him that they finally let gays in the military. Were you in the Army, Werner? Yeah, only for 6 months though back in 93. One of the other platoons was led by a sergeant named "Butts" and I'm glad I wasn't in that platoon. He'd introduce himself and dare people to laugh.  |
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Post by Big Bri on Aug 11, 2006 1:50:37 GMT -5
Were you Big Bri? I am now (at least for a few more months). Yeah, I've been in the National Guard for 11 years, went to Afghanistan for 7 months. I'm done in a few months too and can't wait! Are you full-time or reserves? |
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Post by Chris Ingersoll on Aug 11, 2006 10:01:42 GMT -5
I think it's finally time this thread moved to General Discussion.  |
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Post by JED-SE on Aug 11, 2006 14:13:25 GMT -5
Where I used to work, I had a customer who I had to call almost everyday, who's name happened to be Richard Sack. I remember I nearly lost my sh*t when I called his home I said "Hello, May I please speak to Richard sack?" He responded "This is D!ck Sack." I laughed so hard, I had to hang up the phone. I couldn't make this up if I tried.
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Post by Darth Turkish on Aug 11, 2006 14:50:53 GMT -5
Where I used to work, I had a customer who I had to call almost everyday, who's name happened to be Richard Sack. I remember I nearly lost my sh*t when I called his home I said "Hello, May I please speak to Richard sack?" He responded "This is D!ck Sack." I laughed so hard, I had to hang up the phone. I couldn't make this up if I tried. Now THAT is amusing! |
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Post by Splattercat on Aug 12, 2006 22:58:07 GMT -5
I know it's a video game, and not really the same thing, but if you've played Grand theft Auto 3, the guy that runs Head Radio is DJ Michael Hunt... ;D
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Post by BDS on Aug 15, 2006 12:00:49 GMT -5
I know it's a video game, and not really the same thing, but if you've played Grand theft Auto 3, the guy that runs Head Radio is DJ Michael Hunt... ;D Back when I was in retail, I sold appliances for a short time. I did manage to sell a washing machine to Michael Hunt in my time in sales, though.  |
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Post by Chewey on Aug 16, 2006 9:14:29 GMT -5
Where I used to work, I had a customer who I had to call almost everyday, who's name happened to be Richard Sack. I remember I nearly lost my sh*t when I called his home I said "Hello, May I please speak to Richard sack?" He responded "This is D!ck Sack." I laughed so hard, I had to hang up the phone. I couldn't make this up if I tried. I used to work for the telefund where we called and bothered alumni in their homes in order to raise money where I went to college. One night the guy next to me placed a call to a house and asked "Is there a Harry Johnson there?" And it was a wrong number. So the guy probably thought he was a richardwad. |
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Post by BDS on Aug 16, 2006 11:02:10 GMT -5
I almost forgot my favorite Richard name! I worked with a girl at the same retail store whose last name was Dragon, pronounced like the mythological creature. Her father's name? Richard, and he went by the much-maligned nickname we're talking about.
So he was D**k Dragon. That's quite possibly the best name ever.
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Post by Darth Turkish on Aug 16, 2006 15:02:10 GMT -5
I almost forgot my favorite Richard name! I worked with a girl at the same retail store whose last name was Dragon, pronounced like the mythological creature. Her father's name? Richard, and he went by the much-maligned nickname we're talking about. So he was D**k Dragon. That's quite possibly the best name ever. Aren't those listed on page 38 of Monster Manual 3.5? |
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Post by Chris Ingersoll on Aug 16, 2006 15:03:48 GMT -5
I would hope not.  |
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Post by Splattercat on Aug 16, 2006 15:12:48 GMT -5
They might be in Forgotten Realms with the D**k Elves... ;D By the way, has anyone ever played the game D**k Tower by Steve Jackson Games..?  Ah, thank you BDS...This is fun... |
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Post by BDS on Aug 16, 2006 15:37:10 GMT -5
By the way, has anyone ever played the game D**k Tower by Steve Jackson Games..? I thought D**k Tower was a series of books by Stephen King? Or am I thinking of the comic strip D**k Tower? See? it's this kind of ambiguity that this thread was started to squash. FREE D**K! Ah, thank you BDS...This is fun... Anything to help out. |
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Post by Darth Turkish on Aug 16, 2006 19:19:32 GMT -5
So, if Richard falls into Bob, what happens?
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Post by Chris Ingersoll on Aug 16, 2006 21:10:08 GMT -5
So, if Richard falls into Bob, what happens? I don't know, but I bet it makes the pundits on the far right uncomfortable. |
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Post by Mark 138 on Aug 18, 2006 22:39:25 GMT -5
So, if Richard falls into Bob, what happens? I don't know, but I bet it makes the pundits on the far right uncomfortable. Okay, I don't know what left and right have to do with anything. I hear my buddy dic k typically hangs out on the right, and sometimes swings to the left. No matter what Bob always stays right in the middle. |
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Post by Werner Mueck on Aug 19, 2006 2:23:27 GMT -5
So what you're saying is your buddy swings both ways?
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Post by Mark 138 on Aug 19, 2006 7:11:14 GMT -5
So what you're saying is your buddy swings both ways? I asked him about that and he just said he just said he doesn't like to play politics. Left, right, like I said, Bob is always in the middle. That's one of the reasons I really like Bob. |
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Post by Darth Turkish on Aug 19, 2006 8:54:57 GMT -5
Yeah Bob is always there.
Although sometimes it's hard to get Bob when you need to.
Bob, however, can get Richard anytime Bob wants.
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IPPON!!
