Raw vs SD! vs TNA - Booked by YOU!

[thefamoustommyz]

Here are the results of the first Raw vs SD! vs TNA war...as voted on by users of this forum.

The hosts for the event are Jim Ross, Tazz and Mike Tenay! All bouts are Triple Threat Matches, one fall to a finish.

Carlito vs Booker T w/Sharmelle vs Jay Lethal

The opening match sees the three men circling one another, when Carlito gives the signal and Jay Lethal is attacked by Booker! Carlito and Booker wear Lethal out, whipping him shoulderfirst into the ringpost! Booker T beats Lethal down and hits the Scissor Kick, but Carlito breaks up the pin! Sharmell gets cranky, but Carlito tries to convince Booker that they need to do more damage to Lethal. Lethal recovers, hitting a big dropkick on Booker, knocking him into Carlito, and dives onto Carlito when Triple C falls to the floor!

Lethal's springboards in and wipes out Booker T, but gets distracte by Sharmell! Booker hits the Book End, but Carlito grabs Booker, hits the Back Cracker and then nails Lethal with his inverted neckbreaker for the pin!

Winner: Carlito as Raw takes the lead 1-0-0.

"The Masterpiece" Chris Masters vs Boogeyman vs Ron "The Truth" Killings

This one sees no Raw-SD! collusion, as Masters and Killings both seem freaked out by the Boogeyman! The Boogeyman dances around the ring with worms in his mouth, causing Killings to give one of his great facial expressions! Masters attacks the Boogeyman, who shrugs it off until Killings joins in! The Masters-Killings alliance doesn't last long, until The Masterpiece turns on the former NWA World champion, clamping on the Masterlock! Killings tries to fight out...but its The Boogeyman that breaks the hold when he begins dropping worms on Master's head! Killings manages to recover and hit his own Ax Kick on the Boogeyman, but runs right into a clubbing blow from Masters! Masters applies the Masterlock for the second time, giving Raw their second win!

Winner: Masters as Raw takes the lead 2-0-0

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"The Rated R Superstar" Edge w/Lita vs "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry vs Alex Shelley

Lita convinces Shelley to help Edge take out Mark Henry, and the two smaller men pounce on the bigger man! Edge goes after Henry in a straight up fight, allowing Shelley to clip the knees! Edge and Shelley get Henry tied up in the ropes and beat on him, then distract the referee to allow Lita to claw at his eyes! Edge gives Shelley a high five and tells him to get a running start to REALLY hurt Henry...then blindsides him with the Spear! Lita distracts the referee as Mark Henry finally gets free, but Edge brings Shelley's camera into the ring and nails Henry in the crotch and then the face, rolling the big man up for the tainted fall!

Winner: Edge, giving Raw a 3-0-0 lead.

"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels vs The Undertaker vs "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner

Steiner takes an early lead on HBK, before handing him over to the Undertaker to do his thing! UT manhandles Michaels in the early going, until Steiner tries to attack from behind, but UT meets him with a big boot! Undertaker throws Steiner into the corner and unloads with his soupbone punches, but HBK lands a huge forearm that staggers Undertaker! Steiner takes the opportunity and runs with it, hitting the belly to belly, but Shawn breaks up the pin! HBK pummels Steiner with fists and kicks, but Steiner catches him on an attempted moonsault! He tries for a powerslam, but Shawn slides down and shoves him into an Undertaker boot! UT gets Steiner and hits the Old School, but Shawn attempts a second moonsault...this one also caught by UT! Undertaker drops HBK's face on the turnbuckle and hits the big boot, but Steiner catches him with a low blow! Steiner locks on the Steiner Recliner...but Shawn recovers with the Sweet Chin Music to Big Poppa Pump! As Undertaker struggles up, Shawn tunes up the band...but UT sidesteps the kick, grabs Shawn's throat and hits the Choke Slam!

Shawn rolls to the outside as Steiner gets up, woozy, and UT draws a thumb across his throat...Tombstone! Undertaker puts Steiner away hard!

Winner: The Undertaker, putting SD! on the map...3-1-0.

The Big Show vs Lashley vs "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles

Styles looks completely out of his league in this one, attacking Show early to no effect, and then going after Lashley and getting a similar result. A dive against Big Show gets him caught in mid air...and then launched to the floor! Lashley hammers Show while Styles is down, but Show fights back and the two big WWE monsters beat each other silly! Show manages to hit the Showstopper on Lashley, but Styles dives into the ring with a springboard legdrop! Show, rather annoyed, gets up and goes after AJ, but AJ ducks under, slides under the rope and bounces in with a big dropkick that staggers Show again! He goes for the Asai Reverse DDT, but Show's too big for Styles to take down...until Lashley chop blocks Show, ending him down hard! Lashley nails Styles when he gets up and goes for the Dominator...but Styles slides down and knocks him silly with the Pele Kick! Lashley drops to his knees stunned...and AJ manages to hit the Styles Clash, rolling Lashley right next to Show, and he dives onto both men, getting the pin and the very symbolic victory over two goliaths!

Winner: AJ Styles putting TNA on the board...3-1-1

"The Big Red Machine" Kane vs Finlay vs "The Undefeated Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe

Kane enters last, grinning maniacally as he causes the posts to erupt...but his smile fades when Joe is unintimidated and Finlay just pounces on the attack! Kane fends off both men in the early going, until Joe hits a flying kick that knocks Kane over the ropes! Finlay lays into Joe, and the two men wind up in a stand-up fight! Joe begins to bleed hardway from the eye, right before he splatters Finlay's nose across his face! Kane reenters the ring and wipes out Joe with a clothesline from behind, but catches a boot in the face from Finlay! Finlay tries to retreat to the floor when Joe goes for a baseball slide, and Finlay catches him in the ring apron! Finlay pummels Joe silly until Kane makes the save! Kane yanks Finlay into the ring and hits the big boot, then goes up top...but Joe crotches him on the ropes and stuns everyone with a Muscle Buster on the Big Red Machine!!

Finlay desperately nails Joe, kicking him forcefully and leaning on his throat, choking him...until Kane sits up! Kane rises up and nails Finlay, sending him in and blasting him with a big boot, and then one to Joe! He starts signaling for the Choke Slam, not seeing Finlay hiding the shillelagh against his body!

The end comes for this hard-hitting bout as Kane goes for the Choke Slam and Joe grabs the referee...and Finlay blocks the attack by striking Kane in the side of the head with the shillelagh! He nails Kane once more, but Joe dives through him with a vicious spear...then sets Finlay up top...in position for the Muscle Buster! He locks on the Kokina Clutch...having to choke Finlay out when he won't tap!

Winner: Joe bringing TNA closer...3-1-2

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"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair vs "The Wrestling God" JBL w/Jillian Hall vs The X Division Champion "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels

A true clash of styles as these three men lock up! The X Division champion gets attacked by JBL early, but Flair is quick to hammer JBL with chops! The Wrestling God fires back with stiff blows to Flair and Daniels, but its Flair that cleans house, sending both men to the floor with stinging chests!

Daniels draws blood on Flair, scoring a moral victory before JBL hits the Clothesline from Hell, knocking the X Division champion clean out of the ring and to the floor! JBL tries to go after Daniels, but Flair attacks with a low blow and locks JBL in the figure four! Jillian Hall tries to distract the referee...and Daniels enters the ring with the X Division title! He hammers JBL in the face with it, knocking him out, then dives on top of Flair - obviously having watched the Flair/Shelton/RVD triple threat from Raw - and gets the pin with BOTH guys' shoulders on the mat!

Winner: Daniels, giving TNA a tie game with Raw! 3-1-3

Rob Van Dam vs United States Champion Chris Benoit vs "The King of the Mountain" Jeff Jarrett w/Gail Kim

RVD and Benoit were quick to take Jarrett apart in the early going! Rolling Germans, Rolling Thunder splashes, Benoit even hit the Diving Headbutt and RVD nailed the Five Star Frog Splash...but Benoit was QUICK to break that up! Benoit and Van Dam went at it from there, with RVD catching the leg and kicking Benoit in the chest! Jarrett tried, but repeatedly failed, to get back into the match...until the ref got bumped! Benoit was going for the Sharpshooter...when Gail Kim entered the ring and hit a big low blow! Jarrett entered with a guitar...but as he tried to line up the shot, RVD hit a modified Van Daminator, breaking the guitar over the head of Jarrett! He went over to Benoit, but Benoit yanked him through the ropes...then rolled Jarrett over and locked on the Crippler Crossface...making him tap!!

Winner: Chris Benoit for Smackdown! 3-2-3.

Intercontinental Champion Shelton Benjamin vs Rey Misterio vs "The War Machine" Rhino

Momma Benjamin was nowhere to be found, as Shelton Benjamin faced off with Smackdown's Rey Misterio and TNA's War Machine! Shelton used some shortcuts to sideline Rey, but Rhino was having nothing of it! Rhino manhandled Rey for a good part of the match, but Shelton took him down with an enzuigiri and tried to put Rey out himself! Rey hung in there, perhaps calling on the power of Eddie to keep him going...but Shelton still hit the T-Bone! Rhino was quick to break it up, and Shelton got Gored through the ropes! Rhino and Rey went at it, until he caught Rey in a cross body block attempt and slammed him into the buckles! Rhino went for the Rhino Driver...but Shelton nailed him from behind with the IC title! Shelton went after Rey...but Misterio managed to evade him...until he tripped Shelton up into the ropes...and hit the 6-1-9!!! Rey, the fans loudly behind him, hit the springboard back into the ring...INTO A GORE!!!! Rhino ripped Rey clean in two, and scored the win, miraculously pulling TNA into the lead!!!

Winner: Rhino, giving TNA the lead...3-2-4.

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"The King of Kings, The Game" Triple H vs "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton vs "The Monster" Abyss w/James Mitchell

Abyss would scare most men...but Triple H is the King of Kings...and Orton has stared death in the eyes and lived to tell about it! TNA's hopes of maintaining the lead were dashed as the former Evolution stablemates took out The Monster in the early going! Orton even took out James Mitchell, while Triple H hit the Pedigree on Abyss! Orton yanked Hunter out of the ring and rammed him into a post, then slid back in...and hit the RKO! Triple H was having none of this, and attacked Orton! The two men went at it hard, keeping Abyss sidelined whenever he tried to recover...until Orton went for an RKO and HHH pushed him off...into the Black Hole Slam! But Hunter moved quickly, hitting Abyss with another Pedigree and bring Raw back into a tie-game!

Winner: Triple H, making it 4-2-4.

WWE Champion John Cena vs World Champion Kurt Angle vs NWA World Champion Christian Cage

Somehow, Cena wound up as the heel in this match, despite wrestling as a face. Each man was fighting for respect here, and not one of them gave an inch! However, Cena fell victim to the old friendship shared by Angle and Christian, and they dismantled him to the cheers of the crowd! Christian then turned on Angle, getting an even bigger pop with his neckbreaker across the knee! Christian softened up the neck, but learned the Cena doesn't stay down long even in two on one beats, and Cena soon fired back, hitting the Protobomb on Christian and going for the Five Knuckle Shuffle...but running into an Angle Slam! Angle ripped off his singlet straps and went for the Ankle Lock...but Christian dropkicked him! As Cena staggered up, Christian went for the Unprettier...but Cena blocked it and shoved him into an Angle Slam! As Cena charged Angle to finish things...Angle hit a single leg takedown and clamped on the Ankle Lock! Cena tried to fight it, but Angle grapevined the leg! Cena fought toward the ropes, and Christian pounced on Angle, hammering him in the face, but Angle wouldn't let go! Christian, in desperation, tried to drag John Cena to the ropes...but before he could pull both men's weight, Cena had to tap!

Christian, frustrated, charged Angle, but Angle took him down with another Angle Slam...and then celebrated by strapping the World title around his waist while raising the WWE and NWA title overhead while standing on the turnbuckles!

Winner: Kurt Angle, making the final score 4-3-4

Thoughts? Comments?

[floydthebarber]

Really cool idea, and well done Tommy. Some thoughts...

I would have given the win to Shelton Benjamin instead of Rhino...but I can see your thinking.

Daniels over Flair/JBL is another close call...I probably would have given it to Flair with a low blow on JBL with Daniels KO'd on the outside after a chair shot from JBL.

AJ over Big Show/Lashley is an upset, but I could see the quick young stud out pace the two big dudes...any of these 3 would have been a deserving winner.

Benoit over RVD? I'm one of Benoit's biggest fans, and he probably would win...but RVD is 'hot' right now, so he might get the win.

I liked the HHH/Orton/Abyss match. I could see HHH and Orton double teaming Abyss...and then 'The Game' pulling a fast one on Orton.

[thefamoustommyz]

Hey, I just compiled the results from the polls I posted during the week...in fact, the people I voted for lost half the matches, I think. =)

[floydthebarber]

Oh......still...