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HEARTLAND ELITE WRESTLING SPRING FLING CYBER PAY-PER-VIEW
Splash Moraine; Moraine, OH
Tuesday April 18, 2008
ANOUNCERS: Chris "The Brain" Kurtis & "Hooks"
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HEATHER OWENS-GONZALES & HEW Ladies champion PORTIA PEREZ defeated HEATHER DIVINE & HELLENA HEAVENLY when Portia pinned Hellena with the KOSHER PICKLE. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)[/li][li]
The ISLAND BOYS defeated the MAVERICKS when O.G. EKMO pinned "ASTONISHING" AARON WILLIAMS with the TOP ROPE SPLASH. (Referee: "Mr. C")* After the match, a highlight reel of MATT STRYKER is aired.
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The HIPPIES defeated the MOXLEY CRUE by disqualification when JON MOXLEY repeatedly rammed JESSE HYDE's head into the security rail. (Referee: Isis)* Backstage in the TLC locker room, "BARNESTORMER" DAVID BARNES & HUMAN TIME BOMB are talking over strategy for their no-disqualification match with the A-SQUAD.
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E.Z. MONEY made MATT STRYKER submit to the Pendulum of Pain. [/i](Referee: "Mr. C")[/i]
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CHRIS CARNAGE pinned RIC BYRNE with the TORTURE RACK NECKBREAKER. (Referee: Joe Kopasz)* The camera cuts backstage to the interview area, where MIKE RIPPLE is about to interview HEW Heavyweight champion RORY FOX.
MIKE RIPPLE: Rory Fox, tonight you face the "BLACK REDNECK" KLIFF HANGER...
RORY FOX (laughing): Who? I'm sorry, Mike. I thought you said I was defending
my HEW title against a nobody...No, wait, you did. Kliff Hanger, that's all you are, a nobody. This'll be one of my easiest title defenses in the history of this company. Do you really think that just because you won one match that it makes you worthy of taking this belt from me? I don't think so! You can't beat me, and you sure as hell can't
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FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE defeated the AA-SQUAD by disqualification when DERRICK NEIKIRK shoved the referee during a deathjump attempt. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)* The cameras cut to the parking lot, where an SUV pulls into a parking spot, and the GP CODE ("SWEET SEXY SENSATION" ANDRE HEART & "DEJA VU" RICHARD PHILLIPS), who were just signed to HEW, get out.
* Backstage, the A-SQUAD attack "BARNESTORMER" DAVID BARNES as he emerges from the restroom. Chet and Dean force David to an area backstage where extra television cables are stored and and begin to strangle him with them. Dean hits him with a clubbing forearm and Chet hits him with a belly-to-back suplex. Chet then puts David in a delayed suplex, and then Dean smashes David through the same bathroom door he emerged from. He then hits David with a shoulder backbreaker then Chet executes a scoop slam and smashes a steel trash can over David's head. Chet then executes a one-legged dropkick, and the Dean picks David up and whips him through the door and into a soda machine across the hall from the bathroom. David quickly recovers for the first time in the fight and executes a Loopin' Louie on Dean before whipping him into a stack of storage crates. He then executes a spear takedown on Chet and puts him in a twisting front chancery suplex. He then snap mares Chet and then picks him up and executes a Loopin' Louie on him. David then goes for a flying head scissors, but Chet counters and begins to blatantly choke him. Dean re-enters the fight, slapping him in a full nelson, and then dumps him to the floor so that Chet could slap him in a full nelson camel clutch. He releases David and executes another one-legged dropkick, then Dean puts him in a shoulder backbreaker, then whips him once again into the soda machine. Dean notices the camera covering the attack and whips David right into the cameraman, knocking both David and the cameraman down. Chet stomps on David's chest and then executes a delayed suplex. Dean once again slaps David in a full nelson as Chet kicks him in the chest. Dean releases the full nelson and tries to choke David, but he quickly gets away and executes another Loopin' Louie on Dean. He whips Dean into the soda machine, smashing the plastic logo panel and exposing the flourescent lights behind it. A bottle of water drops in the dispensing slot. David executes a twisting front chancery suplex and a flying head scissors on Dean. He gives Dean another Loopin' Louie and another twisting front chancery suplex, but Dean blocked the suplex and punched David. Chet tries to give David an open hand chop, but David blocks it and executes a flying head scissors on Chet. David tries to clothesline chet, but Chet ducks it and whips David into the storage crates. Dean grabs David and whips him into the soda machine, then slaps him in another full nelson. Chet picks up David and slams him through a catering table, then puts him in a delayed suplex before whipping him into another soda machine. He tries to punch David, but he is blocked and then power slammed twice and then slammed through another catering table. Now it's David's turn to whip Chet into the cameraman, almost causing him to lose the feed. David tries a side headlock, but Chet escapes and blatantly chokes David. Chet and Dean put david in a face-first double suplex. Dean whips David into the soda machine and Chet stomps on his chest. Dean gives David a clubbing forearm and Chet executes a belly to back suplex. Dean whips David into the soda machine (causing another bottle of water to drop down) and Chet puts him in a delayed suplex. Dean holds David while Chet jumps off the soda machine with a devastating elbow smash. Once again Dean gives David a clubbing forearm followed by a belly to back suplex by Chet. Another clubbing forearm by Dean is followed by a choke by Chet using a life preserver Chet found in the backstage area. Once again Dean holds David while Chet jumps off the soda machine with an elbow smash, then Chet follows it up with a stomp to David's chest while Dean slams David to the floor. Chet takes his turn slamming David to the floor, then Dean gives David a shoulder backbreaker. Chet makes David HIT THE SHOWERS, knocking him out. They both grab the bottles of water that dropped down from the soda machines and toast each other as they celebrate their small victory. What benefit or consequence can this attack mean for their no-disqualification match against the T.L.C. for the HEW Tag Team titles? And will David be able to compete in the match?
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The BLACK MILITIA defeated the IRISH AIRBORNE when Benjamin Kimera pinned Dave Crist with a Yakuza kick. (Referee: Heather Owens-Gonzales)* "The Brain" & "Hooks" hype the upcoming no-disqualification match for the HEW Tag Team titles between the T.L.C. and the A-SQUAD, wondering what factor the A-SQUAD's attack on the "BARNESTORMER" DAVID BARNES will have and if David will be able to compete tonight.
* The cameras cut backstage to the medics attending to David while TINA AMBROSE is arguing with her brother the HUMAN TIME BOMB over why he didn't help him when he was being assaulted. Could this mean trouble for the T.L.C. camp for their title defense?
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"BUFFALO BAD BOY" BRIAN JENNINGS made B.J. WHITMER tap out to the BUFFALO WING. (Referee: Isis)[/li][li]
The GP CODE defeated the 5 MOST WANTED when "DEJA VU" RICHARD PHILLIPS pinned CODY HAWK with the BEST DAMN SIDEWALK SLAM IN THE BUSINESS. (Referee: "Mr. C")* Highlights of the Clark County Fairgrounds supershow from March 28 are aired.
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NO-DISQUALIFICATION MATCH FOR THE HEW TAG TEAM TITLES: (The good news for the fans is that the "BARNESTORMER" DAVID BARNES was medically cleared to compete, but he suffered a 1 card injury for his troubles.) The A-SQUAD captured the HEW Tag Team belts from the TINA LOVER'S CLUB when DEAN "THE DREAM" JABLONSKI pinned "BARNESTORMER" DAVID BARNES with a power slam. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)* Highlights of the last two
RUSH television tapings are aired.
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TAI "KILLER" WEED defeated NEVEAH by disqualification when NEVEAH repeatedly whipped Tai into the steel ring post. (Referee: Isis)[/li][li]
In the most anticipated match of the evening, DEAN BALDWIN defeated SHARK BOY in the Scaffold Match over the Splash Moraine pool when, after both wrestlers bang heads and roll off the platform, they both grab a rail and start kicking each other while hanging on until SHARK BOY lost his grip and fell in the water, losing the right to use his gimmick in HEW. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)* The A-SQUAD are in the locker room with Bobbi Jo, celebrating their tag team title victory, gloating over the "bad luck" of the "BARNESTORMER" DAVID BARNES, when HEW COMMISSIONER JAXON BREEZE enters the locker room.
JAXON BREEZE (clapping): Gentlemen, let me be the first to congratulate you on your victory over the T.L.C.
BOBBI JO JABLONSKI: And now you're here to rain on our parade, right?
JAXON BREEZE: Well, now that you mention it, I'm not too pleased about how you all went about winning the title, attacking David before the match, but the fact remains that David was still cleared to compete, and therefore, I can't do anything about the title change. But what I'm going to do is this: this Tuesday, you will defend those belts against the TINA LOVER'S CLUB...in a Steel Cage Match. Bobbi Jo, you, Tina, and the rest of the members of your respective groups are banned from ringside for this match. And don't think that you're going to have someone else try to enter the ring and interfere in the match, because if any wrestler even steps so much as one foot on the entrance ramp, they'll be fired on the spot. (Dean, Chet and Bobbi Jo begin protesting as Jaxon leaves the room)
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MAIN EVENT--HEW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: The "BLACK REDNECK" KLIFF HANGER defeated RORY FOX by disqualification when Rory shoved the referee during a deathjump attempt.[/b]
(Referee: Heather Owens-Gonzales)[/li][/ul]
The next
RUSH Television taping will be on Tuesday April 22, when the TINA LOVER'S CLUB will exercise their re-match clause and challenge new HEW Tag Team champions the A-SQUAD in a Steel Cage Match. HEW COMMISSIONER JAXON BREEZE has decreed that anybody who comes out to ringside during this match will be fired on the spot. Will this be enough for David and the HUMAN TIME BOMB to take back the titles? Join us and find out.
Anyways, cool concept for the scaffold match. 