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Post by Werner Mueck on Feb 13, 2008 20:04:32 GMT -5
The lights dim as a shower of rainbow sparkles and glittery confetti trickle from the arena rooftop onto the confused audience. "It's Raining Men" blares over the loud speakers as Goth Boi prances to the ring. He pretends to let a female fan feel his muscle and then pulls back, shaking his finger at her arrogantly. He slithers into the ring under the bottom rope and hops around with his arms raised as if he's won the match already. The lights turn a pale green as thundering drum beats fills the echoing arena. Roided Up Savage T steps out and flexes, K.J. HIll on one arm and Kathy Ireland on the other. There is almost not enough room on the ramp for him to walk and as he steps through the middle ropes he gets stuck because he's so huge and deformed. He glares at Goth Boi who leaps over the top rope, studying his opponent at a safe distance, in the lap of a male fan at ring side. Who will win? You will decide!!Goth Boi Roided Up Savage T |
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Post by Havoc on Feb 13, 2008 21:19:37 GMT -5
Special Guest RefereesWerner Mueck Josharpie
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Post by majorbludd on Feb 13, 2008 21:43:53 GMT -5
Goth Boi
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Post by Werner Mueck on Feb 13, 2008 21:51:39 GMT -5
Roided Up Savage T lunges at Goth Boi and Goth Boi dodges the attack. He then runs around the ring trying to escape the lumbering Savage T. Savage T goes for a smashing strike but misses, causing Goth Boi to nearly pee his pants. Goth Boi ducks under a decapitating chop and kicks Roided Up Savage T in the sack. Roided Up Savage T straightens up and roars. He then charges Goth Boi in the corner but Goth Boi moves out of the way. Savage T hits the turnbuckle and dazes himself as Goth Boi jumps on Roided Up Savage T's back and slaps on "Good Night Irene". Savage T breaks the hold easily but is a little loopy as the blood rushes from his head to his flexing muscles. Goth Boi contemplates his next move.
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Post by GOODZILLA on Feb 13, 2008 22:13:48 GMT -5
Had to go with Savage-T as Goth Boi would be way too distracted at spending the entire match to try to find out if it's true that roids shrink guys sacks. In the end, his fascination with Sav-T's anatomy would be his demise.
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Post by Pete Beck on Feb 13, 2008 23:47:46 GMT -5
those are great pictures!
goth boi has a Heart Tatto with NEILY in it! OMG! Is Goth Boi Vanity's long lost son or what?
And savage T wishes he was that ripped as he would be instatnt WWE material
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Post by Werner Mueck on Feb 20, 2008 23:52:48 GMT -5
As Goth Boi thinks things out, Roided Up Savage T charges him. Savage T grabs him and slams him down hard. Goth Boi squirms and escapes a deadly headlock only to find himself bouncing off the far rope. Roided Up Savage T stands there allowing Goth Boi to bounce off his humongous chest. Savage T then bends down and goes for the kill....
This is starting to sound a little odd, isn't it?
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Post by Havoc on Feb 21, 2008 0:05:04 GMT -5
As Goth Boi thinks things out, Roided Up Savage T charges him. Savage T grabs him and slams him down hard. Goth Boi squirms and escapes a deadly headlock only to find himself bouncing off the far rope. Roided Up Savage T stands there allowing Goth Boi to bounce off his humongous chest. Savage T then bends down and goes for the kill.... This is starting to sound a little odd, isn't it? Roided up Savage T bends over and blows a quad. Goth Boi kicks him in the sack but Roided up Savage T doesn't have one anymore and just laughs. |
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Post by Werner Mueck on Mar 3, 2008 23:21:30 GMT -5
The crowd is starting to grow cold towards the two competitors as they slug it out in the middle of the ring. Roided Up Savage T takes a wild swing at Goth Boi and misses. The crowd boos. Goth Boi tries for a cross body block and is caught. Roided Up Savage T lifts him high over his head and..... Updated Roided Up Savage T and Goth Boi. Ignore the two jobbers on the bottom.  |
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Post by Havoc on Mar 3, 2008 23:24:33 GMT -5
The crowd is starting to grow cold towards the two competitors as they slug it out in the middle of the ring. Roided Up Savage T takes a wild swing at Goth Boi and misses. The crowd boos. Goth Boi tries for a cross body block and is caught. Roided Up Savage T lifts him high over his head and..... and he blows a quad (I though we already covered that). I win. Man, this match has lasted longer than a Hegemony post. ;D |
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Post by Werner Mueck on Mar 3, 2008 23:29:04 GMT -5
Yeah, I'm sorry about that. There hasn't been much interest in it. Thought the new art would breath some life into it. We shall see.
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Post by traviz on Mar 4, 2008 8:06:56 GMT -5
The art looks awesome.
I think the lack of interest has a lot to do with total lack of interest for this board itself. I still have love for it, but it has lost a lot of steam.
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Post by Chewey on Mar 4, 2008 13:26:06 GMT -5
Roided up Savage T bends over and Goth Boi gets excited. (sorry.. this thread had just been devoid of cheeseball wisecracks). |
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Post by Werner Mueck on Mar 6, 2008 0:34:39 GMT -5
Goth Boi and Savage-T both look out to the crowd. They hear crickets.
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Post by GOODZILLA on Mar 6, 2008 1:12:28 GMT -5
This match is still going on?
Sorry Werner, I was watching an ROH pay per view with 18 of my friends and wasn't paying attention to this thread. ;D
Edit: Awesome artwork my friend.
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