Most Faithful Thing In Life

[scarface]

I've never been able to decide on the most faithful of the three so I thought i'd ask your opinions

[swarm]

Are fat women really considered to be more loyal than fit women? I did not know that.

[scarface]

swarm said:

Are fat women really considered to be more loyal than fit women? I did not know that.

I think the reasoning behind this that a fat women isn't attractive and doesn't have many other options so they'll appreciate you more. As an added bonus they probably know how to cook a lot of meals.

[traviz]

I work with a fat guy who's married to a fat chick and she treats him like crap! I mean, she'll curse at him in front of his friends and co-workers and totally degrade him while he takes it and begs her for forgiveness. It's almost like a train-wreck because you can't look away it's so horriffying, but the difference is I usually don't laugh at train-wrecks.



unless their really funny!

[Knapik]

Would I pick a fat woman... or a dog.... or money???

With money you can buy several doggies

[scarface]

I always leaned toward money because if money lets you down (i.e bad investment) at least you know its not personal. Dogs have known to turn on their owners and bite and fat woman have been known to lose weight and run off with another guy.

[swarm]

traviz said:

I work with a fat guy who's married to a fat chick and she treats him like crap! I mean, she'll curse at him in front of his friends and co-workers and totally degrade him while he takes it and begs her for forgiveness. It's almost like a train-wreck because you can't look away it's so horriffying,

Is your friends name Travis, Travis?

[GalactiKing]

dog....cat.......definitely an animal.

[scarface]

swarm said:

traviz said:

I work with a fat guy who's married to a fat chick and she treats him like crap! I mean, she'll curse at him in front of his friends and co-workers and totally degrade him while he takes it and begs her for forgiveness. It's almost like a train-wreck because you can't look away it's so horriffying,

Is your friends name Travis, Travis?

Not Cool
Not Funny
Not Here

Thanks

[stephenvegas]

Of the 3 choices on the poll, I went with a dog. In Las Vegas, money sometimes doesn't last too long.

[traviz]

swarm said:

traviz said:

I work with a fat guy who's married to a fat chick and she treats him like crap! I mean, she'll curse at him in front of his friends and co-workers and totally degrade him while he takes it and begs her for forgiveness. It's almost like a train-wreck because you can't look away it's so horriffying,

Is your friends name Travis, Travis?

I never said it was a friend...just a co-worker.

[swarm]

scarface said:

swarm said:

Is your friends name Travis, Travis?

Not Cool
Not Funny
Not Here

Thanks

not really worried about it.

[dukedave]

Do people have no sense of humor. The joke was that a lot of stories that start out "I have a friend that..." usually turn out that the friend is the person telling the story. That is Sitcom 101. It's so basic it probably made it into Three's Company when the storyline didn't revolve around a misunderstanding where one person heard something out of context. Oh, wait, that was every episode of Three's Company.

PS - It's nice to see the PC police aren't completely gone.

[Aquinas]

dukedave said:

Do people have no sense of humor. The joke was that a lot of stories that start out "I have a friend that..." usually turn out that the friend is the person telling the story. That is Sitcom 101. It's so basic it probably made it into Three's Company when the storyline didn't revolve around a misunderstanding where one person heard something out of context. Oh, wait, that was every episode of Three's Company.

PS - It's nice to see the PC police aren't completely gone.

And apparently, Swarm's joke is worthy of criticism, but the thread itself isn't?

Selective PC police, is more like it.

[Bazzy]

first of WHATS ALL THIS ANTI-FAT WOMEN crap that everyone is doing ? . What and a skinny woman is LOYAL ? . Do you wanna hear some stories ? .

Then money . Money does nothing , its you that does things to it or with it . Money doesn't walk off on you !

Its got to be the dog . Does the dog care if you haven't changed your dirty jumper for a day ? . Moan about mess (COTG stuff) everywhere ? . Watching sport AGAIN ? . When was the last time you cooked ? . When are we going shopping ? . When are we going to her mother's ? . (NONE of these are aimed at what Suzanne says , its just women in general)

The dog is there when you are skint , your team (no matter what sport) has just lost , no matter what you say or do etc .

[Knapik]

bazzy said:

first of WHATS ALL THIS ANTI-FAT WOMEN crap that everyone is doing ? . What and a skinny woman is LOYAL ? . Do you wanna hear some stories ? .

Why do you put periods after your question marks?

And I believe the poll is saying a fat woman would be loyal because she's fat and gross and she can't be choosy. Once she hunkers down on someone, she needs to stay put.

Poll's words, not mine.

[Bazzy]

? . Eh ? .

[scarface]

bazzy said:

? . Eh ? .

In other words they dont have many other options so they'll remain loyal. I guess the same would apply to an old woman

[Bazzy]

Eveyone has an options .

The fat women leaves with your money and the dog .

Or the Fat women eats your dog (and says its run off) .

The dog bites the fat women and sues you (for your women) .

Or the dog eats the money and the fat women gets blamed .

Its endless what could happen .

[Trent Lawless]

Bazzy, if I wasn't so tired right now I would literally be rolling on the floor laughing me arse off. That's the best laugh I've had all week!