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Post by dukedave on Jan 19, 2008 20:33:55 GMT -5
For anyone who watched Joe Rogan said the following. "People got to understand that a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu black belt has a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu." He said it earlier and I'm gonna tape the replay, it sounded even stupider than it looks. This is not verbatim but is pretty close to his retarded statement.
I'll post the actual stupidity word for word later.
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Post by Trent Lawless on Jan 19, 2008 22:55:55 GMT -5
That's right up there with Mark Coleman telling Kevin Randleman (I think) during a fight where he was getting his rear handed to him to "stand up and knock him out!"
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Post by habbalah on Jan 20, 2008 1:09:55 GMT -5
Or GSp correcting himself after saying it right by saying "sorry fairly squarly." when he said fair and square the first time.
Oup I wasn’t suppose to pick on someone so beloved. Darn didn’t get the memo.
Almost beats out "Black folks love money to!" from Rampage.
Because you know.. before than.. I had no idea black people liked money. He's such a well of knowledge.
Or Werdum explaining he doesn't know english after speaking out in Portugese. Imagine that?
I secretly thought he knew English this whole time and he was just jerking us around (sarcasm).
Really you don't know english and you have an interpreter? Really? Damn... I'm sure glad he pointed that out. My feeble mind might have thought he was talking back words the whole time and it was just a joke.
What I'm getting at.. if you wanna ride someone for everytime they say something stupid, it's not very hard.
Considering your in a forum you should already know that.
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Post by dukedave on Jan 20, 2008 10:05:18 GMT -5
Or Werdum explaining he doesn't know english after speaking out in Portugese. Imagine that? I secretly thought he knew English this whole time and he was just jerking us around (sarcasm). Really you don't know english and you have an interpreter? Really? Damn... I'm sure glad he pointed that out. My feeble mind might have thought he was talking back words the whole time and it was just a joke. Funny, what I heard was "Sorry I don't speak English." He knows UFC fans like to boo anyone who don't speak English and was apologizing. Yeah, that's why I don't post in many of the same threads you post in. I don't have that much time.  |
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Post by Trent Lawless on Jan 20, 2008 11:03:37 GMT -5
Some other Mark Coleman cornerman gems I was reminded of by a friend of mine:
To Randleman when in trouble: "Just breathe!"
To Phil Baroni on the ground and going for a submission (we couldn't remember what): "What are you doing?! You don't know jiu-jitsu!"
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Post by habbalah on Jan 20, 2008 19:54:18 GMT -5
Well Trent, Josh Barnette did forget to breath when facing Nakaramara when going for the submission.
So it's not all that dumb if even one fo the best top 10 fighters in the world can forget.
And that’s why Anderson Silva is the most hated fighter in the ufc? Ah ha.
Well under that logic shouldn’t he have apologized for knowing bjj because allegedly UFC fans hate so called dull ground work?
If Werdum fails to find fans it won't be because his lack of English. Hell look at Arlvoski. He couldn't even do a interview with Rogan at one time and the fans loved him.
So you just agreed with me? Thank you for admitting your wrong.
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Post by habbalah on Jan 20, 2008 20:10:34 GMT -5
What really, really cracks me up is that you didn't even list the number one stupidest thing to come out of Joe Rogan's mouth that night.
Here’s a hint, it’s not that it isn’t true, but it’s not something you should be saying if, you don’t want to have Dana fire your sorry butt.
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Post by dukedave on Jan 20, 2008 20:13:16 GMT -5
What I'm getting at.. if you wanna ride someone for everytime they say something stupid, it's not very hard. So you just agreed with me? Thank you for admitting your wrong. Yes, I agree with you. I don't have time to ride you everytime you say something stupid. That's why Duce is here. It's pretty much a full time job so I just leave it to him. |
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Post by habbalah on Jan 21, 2008 6:23:54 GMT -5
Fine the buttom line is you made a petty thread to bust Joe Rogan's balls for saying something stupid and your mad because I called you on.
Your telling me that talking trash about someone who says foolish and moronic things aren't worth your time but if that where true, you wouldn't have started this thread.
Your logic lines up perfectly with your visual aids there son.
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Post by dukedave on Jan 21, 2008 7:55:28 GMT -5
Fine the buttom line is you made a petty thread to bust Joe Rogan's balls for saying something stupid and your mad because I called you on. Your telling me that talking trash about someone who says foolish and moronic things aren't worth your time but if that where true, you wouldn't have started this thread. Your logic lines up perfectly with your visual aids there son. You have me confused with someone who cares to here your lectures, dad. Perhaps you have me confused with a Sherdogger who is always ripping on Rogan. I actually like Rogan but I had to rewind the DVR and listen to it twice because it was that funny. Dude, you want to talk petty, almost half the posts in the MMA forum are you and Duce trading insults like a couple of high school girls about to have a slap fight. What you two are usually railing on each other for usually makes no sense to anyone but yourselves. You guys might have good thoughts on something but I hardly ever know because I rarely read them because I know it's just going to resemble Sherdog BS. Sure, it'll be longer than the 1-2 sentence post Sherdoggers seem to be fond of to pad their post counts, but the messages are the same. |
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Post by Swarm on Jan 21, 2008 14:40:07 GMT -5
Fine the buttom line is you made a petty thread to bust Joe Rogan's balls for saying something stupid and your mad because I called you on. Your telling me that talking trash about someone who says foolish and moronic things aren't worth your time but if that where true, you wouldn't have started this thread. Your logic lines up perfectly with your visual aids there son.  |
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Post by habbalah on Jan 21, 2008 14:51:39 GMT -5
Um.. Um *Looks both ways* Look a blue car! I got nothing (LOL). I cow to your wisdom but if you'll notice nothings happened lately so maybe that's over at long last.
knock on wood.
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Post by dukedave on Jan 21, 2008 14:53:19 GMT -5
Um.. Um *Looks both ways* Look a blue car! I got nothing (LOL). I cow to your wisdom but if you'll notice nothings happened lately so maybe that's over at long last. knock on wood. I'm sure he'll be back soon enough with some highlighted post that you made in 2005.  |
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Post by habbalah on Jan 21, 2008 14:59:06 GMT -5
Now Havoc if I call that funny or laugh at that all hell will break lose.
I've misjudged you. (Laughed irl at your post. Great stuff).
And for my part yes.. I've been a dork about the whole thing with what's his face.
Lets move on before he sees this shell we?
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Post by habbalah on Jan 21, 2008 15:04:32 GMT -5
The dumbest thing Rogan said was talking about Fedor and Randy like they were in the top 3 fighters in the world.
Again not because it's not true, but is it wise to admit to something like that when both of those aren't under contract? Dana's not a big fan of things like that.
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Post by dukedave on Jan 21, 2008 15:07:41 GMT -5
Now Havoc if I call that funny or laugh at that all hell will break lose. I've misjudged you. (Laughed irl at your post. Great stuff). And for my part yes.. I've been a dork about the whole thing with what's his face. Lets move on before he sees this shell we? Fine by me. It makes me laugh that by posting this it made me look like a Rogan basher when I like him. I just couldn't beleive he said it. It is entirely possible he said it just so people would go "what the h**l did he just say?" |
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Post by habbalah on Jan 21, 2008 17:47:11 GMT -5
He's a pot head. He says stupid things from time to time. Just like Bas needs to say “Liver shot” once a day or his head will explode.
It's the same way Bill Goldberg feels the need to say “plethora” at least once a night on Elite
XC in some attempt to show he’s gotten his learn on.
I'd pay real money if someone asked him how to spell it (LOL).
These are mma announcers, not rocket scientists. I just get so shocked when people go “OH look he did something stupid!”
Well yeah.. There human. It happens. I’ve heard far stupider crap out of people I run to everyday it’s just there not famous.
From one of my people attempting to look smart after someone said they were attacked by a wild dog.
“ Well you know , (Dramatic pause) dogs have teeth.”
Really? I always thought dogs gummed people to death. God I’m a silly SOB.
The only difference between Rogan and that random dumb a$$ you may or may not hang out with is no ones there to go
“God damn it Rogan do you even hear yourself half of the time?!”
And go on a half hour tirade putting him in a mental coma. Who’s suppose to do that Goldie? Sherk? These two morons are lucky they have one brain cell between the both of them.
Would you really be happy if the UFC hired Nick Diaz to sit in the announce booth to sit there and just wait for Rogan to say something stupid so he could belittle him?
Maybe Frank Trigg?
I mean I’d pay to see that but I’m an a$$hole.
I do get what you mean now and sorry (LOL). looking back that one line should have been my whole post.
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