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Post by Knapik on Mar 26, 2006 23:57:09 GMT -5
So i was at a party Friday night and I got this beautiful girl's number, but for some reason I wrote it down on the back of a Whataburger coupon for a free burger. Don't know where the coupon came from (I was very very drunk).
I'm worried that I've been through so many shitty women that I'm just turned off from everyone. Why do I think this? Because I'm far more excited about the free hamburger.
Opinions?
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Post by traviz on Mar 27, 2006 0:05:33 GMT -5
They're both great with cheese!
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Post by soug on Mar 27, 2006 0:05:46 GMT -5
Ive been with the same woman for 12 years ( 8 married)....I'd take the burger!!! ;D
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Post by Thad Killian on Mar 27, 2006 0:16:59 GMT -5
Ive been with the same woman for 12 years ( 8 married)....I'd take the burger!!! ;D Almost 14 years here...definitely would take the burger...besides when women get all old, you know what will be like a grill cheese anyway...  |
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Post by butters on Mar 27, 2006 0:19:50 GMT -5
Yeah, I tried out a 32-year old this semester. Not too good.  Not too good at all. Everyone at school makes fun of me now. The worst part is the "yogurt" jokes... |
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Post by Knapik on Mar 27, 2006 0:23:55 GMT -5
I want an older woman! She can take care of me while I'm broke haha. Remember that skit on Chapelle's Show with him and Oprah? I'd be Dave. "GET AWAY FROM OPRAH!"
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Post by thefamoustommyz on Mar 27, 2006 0:48:43 GMT -5
SEX.
Jeez...I can't believe this was even a question...=)
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Post by butters on Mar 27, 2006 0:57:15 GMT -5
Does the burger have bacon and cheese? This could be the determining factor.
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Post by Knapik on Mar 27, 2006 1:19:30 GMT -5
Cheese... no bacon.
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Post by stephenvegas on Mar 27, 2006 2:05:29 GMT -5
Word to the wise, since you said you were really drunk it is possible she might not have been as beautiful as you recall.
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Post by Knapik on Mar 27, 2006 3:20:45 GMT -5
Haha nah, I've seen her several times. She's good. I appreciated your wisdom nevertheless, Stephen.
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Post by gwffantrav on Mar 27, 2006 6:58:01 GMT -5
Yeah, the ol' beer goggles. I've never drank, was always the responsible one. My one friend would have fun with anything, being drunk out of his mind. I can't tell you how many times he called me at noon on Sunday and asked me why in the heck I let him leave with her.
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Post by offspring515 on Mar 27, 2006 8:32:15 GMT -5
I'd take the sex. Of course i'm 24...so I'd pretty much always take the sex.
Or get the burger for some post sex energy. I dunno. But take the sex.
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Post by butters on Mar 27, 2006 8:34:20 GMT -5
If there's no bacon, take the sex.
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Post by Knapik on Mar 27, 2006 8:35:52 GMT -5
I wasn't really questioning whether to have a hamburger or have sex haha.
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Post by pistonhurricane on Mar 27, 2006 9:42:11 GMT -5
Duke vs. UNC
Hart vs. Michaels
Wattaburger vs. Sex
Some debates could rage forever, but heres my opinion:
Have sex with her. Then MAKE her BUY you a burger.
lets face it - if shes beautiful youd probably be doing most of the work, right? I think that intitles you to a burger.
with cheese.
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Post by nelson on Mar 27, 2006 11:05:14 GMT -5
i take the burger without cheese.
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Post by GOODZILLA on Mar 27, 2006 18:52:12 GMT -5
I'm sure either choice comes with curly fries.  ....... oh yes ...... I went there. |
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Post by hooligans2 on Mar 28, 2006 3:09:37 GMT -5
Ya know, considering the constant depravity going on in my mind, I could make so many sick comments about this thread that it would boggle the mind. But, then I'd prolly be banned from here and since I enjoy the discussion board, I'm just gonna pass.
Though, if you play your cards right, either the burger or the girl could be part of a "happy meal" if you know what I mean.
THANK YOU...GOOD NIGHT!!!
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Post by gwffantrav on Mar 28, 2006 3:13:25 GMT -5
Man o man. I think some threads should have parental warnings!!! This could get the infamous NC-17!!!! ;D
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Not too good at all. Everyone at school makes fun of me now. The worst part is the "yogurt" jokes...
....... oh yes ...... I went there.
