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Post by Mr. Jimmyface on Jun 20, 2004 19:58:43 GMT -5
Welcome to a new thread - Ask Lars Anything
Ask me any questions about COTG, LOW, GWF, CPC, WWE, NWA, politics, music, life... whatever I can get past the sensors, I will. So, if you are need of some advice, Ask Lars Anything!!!
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Post by traviz on Jun 20, 2004 20:24:34 GMT -5
Lars,
I have a huge fire ant problem.What can I do?Please help!
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Post by Mr. Jimmyface on Jun 20, 2004 20:59:51 GMT -5
Fire ants are no laughing matter - not even if they crawl up the legs of your sweet Aunt Tilly! The best defense is a good offense - get some high powered Raid and spray the living daylights out of them. Find their holes and homes, and bombard them. They will be the Afghanistan to your US Military Supremacy! If you find one fire ant on their own, coat them in Raid until their skin glazes like a baked ham! If you find them indoors, be sure your floors are clean and free of food particles. That is why you eat over a plate, the sink, or the belly of a $100 an hour call girl. If you find them outdoors, you can play Naplam! Just take some lighter fluid, squirt some on their miserable little ant hill, and drop a match! WOOOSSSHHHH!!! Remember two things: 1) Safety first 2) Kill, kill, kill!!! If there's one thing I hate more than sheep, it's fire ants! Next question, please  |
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Post by moparpaul on Jun 21, 2004 14:16:41 GMT -5
I moved this here because it really doesn't fit anywhere else.  BTW, Lars. Is it true that someone is making a movie based off of Sid and Marty Kroffty's groovy 70's Saturday morning show Land of the Lost? Sleestacks rule! |
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Post by Mr. Jimmyface on Jun 21, 2004 15:25:33 GMT -5
Not that I know of, but I have been out of the indy film loop the last few months due to "other stuff"  Truthfully, it would make for a great movie! Given Hollywood's penchant for ripping off TV and video games to make summer blockbusters, I expect to see this in 2006. BTW, I think Tongsoon and Pollux would have made excelleny Sleestaks! |
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Post by abe froman on Jun 21, 2004 15:41:58 GMT -5
Hi Lars!
Is not sweating healthy?
I use deodorant every day (under my arms, Old Spice's RED ZONE: Original Scent) and I am worried because I haven't sweated in five years! I've searched for warning labels, but have yet to find any!
I'm hoping that not sweating IS healthy, becuase when I first discovered deodorant as a teenager, man-o-man did that improve my luck with the ladies!
I'd hate to have to give up those ladies just for some measly health!
Thanks!
-Abe
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Post by Mr. Jimmyface on Jun 21, 2004 20:06:31 GMT -5
Sweating is not the issue - the real issue is what you are doign when you sweat. Now, I'm an overweight guy, so I sweat when I eat at Taco Bell. It's all proportional to your rate of movement. If you are in a state of relative calm and non-movement, you shoudn't be sweating. That said, if you are either in physical activity or in a place where the temperature is raised, and you are NOT sweating, then you might have dehydration! If that is the case, do not take it lightly - dehydration is the root cause of many, many problems that can go wrong in your healthy lifestyle. Make sure you drink lots of water a day - I shoot for a minimum of 3 liters a day myself - but always make sure that you remain hydrated in these summer months. Stinky armpits be damned! (I'll bet that gets censored... and again, I am right :  |
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Post by abe froman on Jun 22, 2004 20:20:03 GMT -5
Mister Face,
As a recent college graduate, I will be attending job interviews in the near future. My question is, should I shave my beard to have a more clean-cut appearance? What about my acne? Would it be more detrimental to my employment chances if the recruiter saw a not-too-shaggy beard or zits on my cheeks?
Also, since swearing off anti-perspirants I've noticed that I'm sweating more than a water buffalo at a Mexican beach (assuming that water buffalos sweat.) I've heard that scented cotton balls taped to the hot sweat spots on a body can rid one of the smell of sweat. Does this sound, um, sound to you? However, from the amount of scented cotton balls that it would take to absorb two hours worth of sweat, I'm just fearful of looking too puffy (always have been.)
Thanks!
-Abe
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Post by Mr. Jimmyface on Jun 23, 2004 15:28:25 GMT -5
As someone who conducts interviews and works with new hires, if you are going to have facial hair, keep it trimmed. A good WAHL trimmer is a must. I occasionally sport the mustache and/or beard from time to time, so make sure it is tight and looks good on you. You can use cotton balls, but underarm products are quicker and smell nicer than scented cotton balls. Besides, if used incorrectly, you will start to look, well, puffy. Which, if you are going to be a rap artist/manager, is a good thing! Next!  |
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Post by Darth Turkish on Jun 23, 2004 19:30:04 GMT -5
As someone who conducts interviews and works with new hires, if you are going to have facial hair, keep it trimmed. A good WAHL trimmer is a must. I occasionally sport the mustache and/or beard from time to time, so make sure it is tight and looks good on you. You can use cotton balls, but underarm products are quicker and smell nicer than scented cotton balls. Besides, if used incorrectly, you will start to look, well, puffy. Which, if you are going to be a rap artist/manager, is a good thing! Next! What happened to Metallica? 13 years ago they used to be so cool. Now they are simply ...not. I have my own opinion, just want to hear yours. |
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Post by Mr. Jimmyface on Jun 24, 2004 16:10:37 GMT -5
Oh, don't get me started on Metallica! That was one of my favorite bands during the 80's and 90's. The problem with Metallica was the same problem that Rocky Balboa had in Rocky III. When you become king of the mountain, it is hard to stay king for long. Success breeds complacency in those not ready to deal with a life where there is nothing left to want.
It is easier to dream and push for superstardom when you and your band are sleeping on the floor of an abandoned warehouse than when you are checking with your agent about what demographics your next tour should include.
Also, they lost Jason Newstead. He was the single best connection to the audience they had. Of all of the members, he tried the hardest to keep the music connected to the fans. The other three tried to connect the fans to their music, and there is a difference.
But I will not blame Lars and the whole Napster thing, because a lot of people do not know the true reason why he attacked Napster. It had nothing to do with royalties or money. It had to do with the fact that Napster put out a stolen version of "I Disappear" not only before it was mastered in the studio, but because it was not licenced or available for commercial release. His take was that it is wrong to download a song that hasn't even been made available to purchase from the band. I agree with his take on that.
Next question, please...
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Post by GOODZILLA on Jun 28, 2004 17:58:54 GMT -5
Hello Sir,
I was playing Madden 2004 with a friend the other day and something a little crazy happened. I threw a simple 5 yard out pass to my reciever and then turned upfield enroute to the endzone. Suddenly, a linebacker comes out of nowhere, blindsiding my reciever and forcing a fumble.
Since I was down by 4 with only 3 minutes left to play, I began panicking while I watched the ball laying helplessly on the ground. Thankfully, my tailback (who ironically enough was in a contract year) picked up the loose ball and ran the rest of the way to the endzone for the go-ahead score.
Then, convienantly for my friend (a little too convinently if you ask me), the power went out and the game was lost forever ....
So anyway, my question is this ..... how would that play have been accounted for in the boxscore?? Would my tailback get credit for rushing yards, recieving yards, or no yards at all? I am at a loss and need your infinite wisdom to help bail me out.
Thank you always fine sir.
Andy
ps- My other question is, how do you spell convienantly?
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Post by Mr. Jimmyface on Jun 29, 2004 16:14:57 GMT -5
Give your tailback the yards, the credit, the fly girlies, and a big fat extension to his contract boo-yah!
Conveniently, that answered your question.
Next...
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Post by abe froman on Jul 5, 2004 23:25:40 GMT -5
Lars, what's the deal with those new toothbrushes that are marked "disposable" on the package with toothpaste already spread across the bristles?
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Post by Mr. Jimmyface on Jul 6, 2004 15:02:25 GMT -5
If you have the disposable income to use a disposable product such as a pre-gooped toothpaste, you know what that makes you? Indispensable Next question, please... |
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Post by incognito on Aug 10, 2004 21:40:11 GMT -5
Have you ever been to Mammoth Cave? It's nice.
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IPPON!!
