Classic Muraco/Kal Rudman Promo
Aug 4, 2007 18:15:47 GMT -5
Post by LWPD on Aug 4, 2007 18:15:47 GMT -5
Magnificent Muraco/Kal Rudman Promo
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LWPD (this was from the WWF circa '83...a backstage post match interview from a cable televised house show at the Spectrum...few in pro wres history could match the innate heelish charisma of the Magnificent Muraco...here Kal Rudman plays an excellent straight man...setting the stage for the IC Champion to launch off a classic money promo)
"Well I guess you're a pig then...he talked about wild pigs...he said in the Fiji Islands...they get a spear...and they break off the limb of a tree...and they make it straight and sharp...and they gore the bore...and it bleeds...but it just keeps coming...so I guess that's you..."
-Kal Rudman on the philosophy of Jimmy Snuka
"Well I may be a pig...you can ask some of the ladies I've been with...sometimes I may be a pig...I don't know...sometimes I just can't get enough...and that's exactly the case...with Mr. Snuka...because you see when it all goes back...and I wasn't talking about his momma...even if it does start with her...it's Albano for you ignorant people out there that don't know...(Rudman: 'be nice to the people...they're your friends')...I love the people believe me (kiss)...but what I was talking about...I was searching his soul...he can stand around...he's been watching all the great wrestlers...all the great performers...never once...never once did he ask for the Magnificent One...never once did he throw his hat into the ring...I had to go get him...when I come to the Spectrum in Philadelphia...when I go to The Garden in New York...when I go to the Sports Arena in Los Angeles...wherever I go...whatever it takes Mr. Kal Rudman...it doesn't matter who it is...I want the best...I want the toughest...you saw him knock me down...you saw him knock me down a number of times...you saw me bleed just like a pig...just like a pig...and just like a mean bore...I got back up...and tore into him...bye bye..."
-the power of a well staggered delivery mixed with a mastery of voice inflection...the one and the only...Don Muraco
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LWPD (this was from the WWF circa '83...a backstage post match interview from a cable televised house show at the Spectrum...few in pro wres history could match the innate heelish charisma of the Magnificent Muraco...here Kal Rudman plays an excellent straight man...setting the stage for the IC Champion to launch off a classic money promo)
"Well I guess you're a pig then...he talked about wild pigs...he said in the Fiji Islands...they get a spear...and they break off the limb of a tree...and they make it straight and sharp...and they gore the bore...and it bleeds...but it just keeps coming...so I guess that's you..."
-Kal Rudman on the philosophy of Jimmy Snuka
"Well I may be a pig...you can ask some of the ladies I've been with...sometimes I may be a pig...I don't know...sometimes I just can't get enough...and that's exactly the case...with Mr. Snuka...because you see when it all goes back...and I wasn't talking about his momma...even if it does start with her...it's Albano for you ignorant people out there that don't know...(Rudman: 'be nice to the people...they're your friends')...I love the people believe me (kiss)...but what I was talking about...I was searching his soul...he can stand around...he's been watching all the great wrestlers...all the great performers...never once...never once did he ask for the Magnificent One...never once did he throw his hat into the ring...I had to go get him...when I come to the Spectrum in Philadelphia...when I go to The Garden in New York...when I go to the Sports Arena in Los Angeles...wherever I go...whatever it takes Mr. Kal Rudman...it doesn't matter who it is...I want the best...I want the toughest...you saw him knock me down...you saw him knock me down a number of times...you saw me bleed just like a pig...just like a pig...and just like a mean bore...I got back up...and tore into him...bye bye..."
-the power of a well staggered delivery mixed with a mastery of voice inflection...the one and the only...Don Muraco