Chyna Arrested

[JimSteel]

Joanie (Laurer) was arrested on January 1st for domestic battery. She assualted me struck me in the head and face countless times after getting back from the Playboy Mansion. There were several witnesses to her behavior, including Jeff Meecham from The Extreme Mayhem Show, and unfortunately my two children witnessed and heard all of this. She was released today once again having to suffer no consequences for her behavior. She showed no remorse."

Joanie "Chyna Doll" Laurer will be starring on the the upcoming season of The Surreal Life with such other luminaries as Christopher "Peter Brady" Knight.

Waltman and Laurer also made recent headlines by releasing a DVD of their sexual encounters with the clever title "1 Night in China". It is distributed by the same company that released the highly acclaimed "1 Night in Paris" starring Paris Hilton.

[josharpie99]

Did you see Chyna Doll on Howard Sterm on E!

How pathetic was she? Very very bad! Stern had not a clue what she was talking about. I never did like Chyna. She comes across as a very self-centered person. Now, she's just skinny and looks like a mess. Waltman, who is also a bum, apparently is trying to get his life on track. He's attempting another comeback, but I'm not sure if anyone gives a hoot about the X-Pac character any longer.