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Post by Swarm on Jan 31, 2008 19:57:57 GMT -5
In the spirit of The Super Bowl...
When Tom Brady gets sacked he doesn't get grass stains, the grass gets Tom Brady stains...
who's next...
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Post by Chewey on Jan 31, 2008 21:40:43 GMT -5
Tom Brady was standing at the platform of the Park Street T stop once, and completed a pass through the two passing trains... with his eyes shut.
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Post by Trent Lawless on Feb 1, 2008 8:19:29 GMT -5
Tom Brady has been asked by Gen. David Petraeus to come to Iraq in the off-season to school the U.S. Army's artillery in the art of hitting targets with pinpoint accuracy.
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Post by GOODZILLA on Feb 1, 2008 9:57:10 GMT -5
In the beginning, Tom Brady created the Heavens and the Earth.
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Post by wildcat on Feb 1, 2008 11:06:12 GMT -5
In the beginning, Tom Brady created the Heavens and the Earth. What's the difference between Tom Brady and God? Tom Brady doesn't think he's God............... |
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Post by Trent Lawless on Feb 1, 2008 11:28:27 GMT -5
If Bridget Moynahan had been physically able to release as many eggs as Tom Brady did of his little swimmers, she would have gotten pregnant with 3 million kids. They never miss their mark.
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Post by GOODZILLA on Feb 1, 2008 11:39:41 GMT -5
Tom Brady played for Michigan.
Enough said.
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Post by gatekeeper on Feb 1, 2008 12:11:55 GMT -5
Tom Brady has been on fire at the QB position this year, it was reported that he is responsible for Global Warming.
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Post by gatekeeper on Feb 1, 2008 12:13:43 GMT -5
In the spirit of The Super Bowl... When Tom Brady gets sacked he doesn't get grass stains, the grass gets Tom Brady stains... who's next... Tom Brady doesn't get scaked. He lets the other team tackle him on purpose so he can appear to be human. |
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Post by Trent Lawless on Feb 1, 2008 14:00:13 GMT -5
If Tom Brady ever completed a pass to Chuck Norris (which he undoubtedly would if both were on the field at the same time), the awesomeness of it all would cause all watching it to melt like the Nazi dude in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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Post by DMK II on Feb 1, 2008 14:32:45 GMT -5
Tom Brady played for Michigan. Enough said. The Michigan fight song, Hail to the Victors was not only inspired by Tom Brady, but also written and performed by him. Tom Brady not only designed the big house, but also built it with his very own hands. Peyton Manning sucks.  |
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Post by gatekeeper on Feb 2, 2008 21:27:00 GMT -5
Tom Brady didn't go to Michigan...
Michigan came to Tom Brady.
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Post by Dave on Feb 2, 2008 21:45:07 GMT -5
Brady may be good, but is not perfect because the Giants will beat New England in the Super Bowl.
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Post by Tournament Master on Feb 2, 2008 23:33:56 GMT -5
A little known fact: Tom Brady is actually left handed, but the NFL requires him to throw right handed in order to make the games somewhat competitive.
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Post by Chewey on Feb 2, 2008 23:37:40 GMT -5
Another little known fact: the NFL forces Tom Brady to use a twelve pound medicine ball just to make it harder for him to complete his passes.
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Post by Swarm on Feb 3, 2008 9:23:07 GMT -5
Tom Brady doesn't win Super Bowls, Super Bowls win Tom Brady.
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Post by gatekeeper on Feb 3, 2008 11:44:00 GMT -5
Brady may be good, but is not perfect because the Giants will beat New England in the Super Bowl. This is not the kind of post that belongs here. |
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Post by Trent Lawless on Feb 3, 2008 11:58:48 GMT -5
Earth's day is 24 hours long and the year is 365 1/4 days long because that's the spin and velocity Tom Brady gave the planet when he threw it into orbit.
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Post by Chewey on Feb 3, 2008 15:35:14 GMT -5
Tom Brady once completed a pass to himself by throwing the football around the world... he still had to run sixty yards out in order to catch it.
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Post by Pete on Feb 3, 2008 22:51:15 GMT -5
There is no evolution, just a list of creatures that Osi Umenyiora has allowed to survive.
Oh, wait...
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