When some jamook asks me where I get my ideas, I always smile prettily and answer, "Schenectady." And when the jamook looks at me quizzically, and scratches head with hairy hand, I add: "Oh, sure. There's a swell Idea Service in Schenectady; and every week I send 'em twenty-five bucks; and every week they send me a fresh six-pack of ideas." - Harlan Ellison
