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[harmon]

Awesome fed. I also have Bockwinkle as champion and The Crusher (5-1) as his top contender. I had Ed Lewis ( 1-4) as the #1 contender but he has faltered.

[stephenvegas]

harmon said:

Awesome fed. I also have Bockwinkle as champion and The Crusher (5-1) as his top contender. I had Ed Lewis ( 1-4) as the #1 contender but he has faltered.

Thank you Harmon. I just recently had Ed "the Strangler" Lewis debut in my fed. Now it's time to post some results tonight.

[stephenvegas]

With just 1 week to go until Major League Wrestling's RAW brand presents the PPV Vengeance, it's now time for this week's edition of RAW during which another Smackdown wrestler will get drafted to RAW as part of Major League Wrestling's (MLW's) ongoing draft!

Major League Wrestling (MLW)
RAW
Year 2, Month 3 (June), Week 3
Live from Las Vegas, NV
(First Half of tonight's show)


In the Ring: Accompanied by the rest of the Heenan Family (Bobby Heenan, Ray Stevens, King Kong Bundy, Don Leo Jonathan, and Ox Baker), World Champion Nick Bockwinkel and his challenger at Vengeance next week The Crusher.

-Both Bockwinkel and The Crusher are picking each other's opponents tonight for tonight's Pick Your Poison" matches

-The Crusher goes first and picks the Heenan Family "problem solver" Ox Baker as Bockwinkel's opponent tonight.

-Bockwinkel, in an apparent attempt to weaken The Crusher before next week's title match at Vengeance, then selects the remainder of the Heenan Family (Stevens, Bundy, and DLJ) as The Crusher's opponents tonight in a 3 on 1 handicap match!

Match #1: Rapping Red Bastien defeated the Iron Sheik by DQ.

-Before the match began, the Iron Sheik, who just lost the MLW Tag Team Championship last week after his tag team partner Nikolai Volkoff and his manager Nikita Breznikov were both drafted to Smackdown, stood in the ring trying to impress the crowd by swinging his Persian clubs but they booed him and chanted "USA,USA, USA."

-In response the Iron Sheik got on the microphone and said
"Tehran, Iran #1, Las Vegas, USA can go to Hell" and then spit at the crowd.

In response, Rapping Red Bastien picked up the microphone.

-Bastien:
" Iron Sheik, you talk to these Las Vegans without any class.
Why don't your take both your Persian clubs and shove them up your a*s?"

-An angry Iron Sheik then attacked Bastien to begin the match and remained in control until the action spilled outside of the ring where he got DQd for ramming Bastien's head into the steel rails near the ring and then for shoving the referee to the ground.

-The Iron Sheik then threw Bastion back into the ring and applied his CAMEL CLUTCH and refused to let go until Hacksaw Jim Duggan ran down to the ring and hit the Iron Sheik in the back with his 2 X4. Duggan then challenged the Iron Sheik to a 2X4 match next week at Vengeance which the Iron Sheik accepted.

Match #2: Roy Heffernan (accompanied by Al Costello and manager Captain Kangaroo-Albano) defeated B. Brian Blair (accompanied by Jim Brunzell)

-Heffernan won this scientific matchup, which began with both competitors shaking hands, via his STEP OVER-TOEHOLD. Next week at Vengeance, the Fabulous Kangaroos, who got drafted to RAW from Smackdown last week, will make their RAW tag team debut in a tag team match against the Killer Bees. Will the Fabulous Kangaroos be able to duplicate their tag team success from Smackdown, where they held the World Tag Team Championship, here on RAW which has a tag team tournament for the vacated MLW Tag Team Championship shortly after next week's PPV Vengeance?

Backstage: Gorgeous George runs in to Rapping Red Bastien.

-George tells Bastien that he (George) will be hosting a special edition of Curl Up and Dye next week at Vengeance and wants Bastien to be the guest and sing a rap song that about him (George). Bastien agrees to do this.

Promo: Pictures of the Sheik are shown standing next to Abdullah Farouk who reminds everyone that next week The Sheik makes his Major League Wrestling (MLW) debut at Vengeance!

Match #3: Intercontinental Champion Jim Londos and Jimmy Snuka defeated the Vachons (managed by Abdullah Farouk).

-Before this match began, footage from the end of last week's RAW was shown where the Vachons viciously attacked both members of the Brothers of Other Mothers (Bobo Brazil and Mil Mascaras) who had to be taken away on stretchers. The announcers remind everyone that a steel cage tag team match between the Brothers of Other Mothers (who are out tonight still injured) vs the Vachons is set for Vengeance next week!

- This match ended when Londos made Mad Dog Vachon tap out to his BOSTON CRAB.

-Londos and Snuka worked well together tonight as tag team partners. But what's going to happen next week at Vengeance when Londos defends his Intercontinental Championship against fellow fan favorite Snuka?

- In the Ring: Bobby Heenan says he is personally going to announce RAW's draft pick tonight from Smackdown who Heenan has already signed to the Heenan Family. RAW's draft pick tonight form Smackdown is Rick Rude who is also the newest member of the Heenan Family!

Backstage: MLW Chairman Bruno Sammartino is talking to Ed "Strangler" Lewis.

-Sammartino tells Lewis that at Lewis'' MLW debut last month at Backlash he (Lewis) didn't know ahead of time who he would be wrestling. Sammartino then tells Lewis that once again next week at Vengeance Lewis won't know who his PPV opponent will be as Lewis will be wrestling RAW's first draft pick that night from Smackdown in the last week of Major League Wrestling's (MLW's) draft!

End of First Half of RAW.
Second Half of RAW will be posted next (probably tomorrow) and includes Bruiser Brody vs Don Muraco, a possible update on Yukon Eric's quest to ask out Ida Mae Martinez, and both of tonight's "Pick Your Poison" matches: World Champion Nick Bockwinkel vs fellow Heenan Family member Ox Baker and The Crusher vs Ray Stevens, King Kong Bundy, and Don Leo Jonathan in a 3 on 1 handicap match!

[Cory Olson]

A rap about Gorgeous George?! That could be very interesting.

Can't wait to see if Crusher can overcome the odds in the Handicap Match!

[stephenvegas]

Major League Wrestling (MLW)
RAW
Year 2, Month 3 (June), Week 3
Live from Las Vegas, NV
(Second Half of tonight's show, First Half is posted above)

Backstage: Rick Rude and Bobby Heenan, on their return from Rude's introduction to RAW in the ring, run into Playboy Buddy Rose who is signing autographs for some of his female fans. Rude stops, thinking the women will then run up to meet him, but gets angry when they don't. Jealous, Rude walks up to Rose and says he (Rude) intends to make an example of Rose next week in a match at Vengeance which will be Rude's debut match on RAW.

Match #4: Cowboy Bob Orton Jr defeated Koko B. Ware

- Orton controlled almost all of this match and won via his SUPERPLEX.

Match #5: Mr. Perfect (accompanied by Don Muraco and Ladies Champion Sherri Martel) defeated Bruiser Brody

- Mr. Perfect won this match via his HENNIG PLEX as Muraco got away with applying added pressure by holding down Brody's feet during the 3 count.

-If Brody was unable to defeat Mr. Perfect tonight is singles action, how will he do next week when he faces both members of Magnificent Perfection (Muraco and Mr. Perfect) at Vengeance in a handicap match?

Backstage: Yukon Eric and Cousin Luke are in the hallway and Cousin Luke is drinking some moonshine from his jug when Ida Mae Martinez walks past them.

Yukon Eric: "Cousin Luke, I really like Ida but I don't know how to ask her out. I'm afraid she'll just say no to me."

Cousin Luke: "Well if you're nervous, you should drink some of my moonshine first. Sometimes it helps if they've had something to drink too. Drunk chicks think I'm hot."

Yukon Eric: "OK, next week at Vengeance I'm going to do it. I'll drink your moonshine Cousin Luke and then ask out Ida Mae."

Suddenly Brutus Beefcake and his new manager Johnny Valiant (drafted last week from Smackdown to RAW) walk up.

Yukon Eric: "Brutus Beefcake and Johnny Valiant, I thought it was mighty mean how you two treated Miss Cassandra here on RAW when you fired her right in the center of the ring. I want to challenge you Beefcake to a match next week at Vengeance to teach you a lesson on how to treat women."

-Beefcake: "Cassandra wanted nothing to do with you Yukon Eric. You should have known that by the way she rejected you last year when you tried to kiss her."

-Johnny Valiant: "But if you (Yukon Eric) want to lose at Vengeance trying to fight for the honor of some women who never gave a damn about you, that's your stupid decision."

Match #6: Pick Your Poison Match: World Champion Nick Bockwinkel defeated fellow Heenan Family member Ox Baker.

-Bockwinkel and Baker are wrestling each other because earlier in the night (see my previous post) The Crusher chose Baker as Bockwinkel's opponent in one of tonight's "Pick Your Poison" matches.

-Baker offered some but not much resistance and lost via Bockwinkel's BOCKWINKEL SLEEPER as he (Baker) complied with Heenan's instructions to just be Bockwinkel's sparring partner so Bockwinkel could warm up for his title defense against The Crusher at Vengeance.

Vengeance PPV Advertisement
Presented next week by MLW's RAW brand
1. The Crusher vs World Champion Nick Bockwinkel
2. Intercontinental Champion Jim Londos vs Jimmy Snuka
3. The Brothers of Other Mothers (Bobo Brazil and Mil Mascaras) vs The Vachons (tag team steel cage match)
4. Bruiser Brody vs Magnificent Perfection in a handicap match.
5. Fabulous Kangaroos vs Killer Bees
6. Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs Iron Sheik (2 X 4 match)
7. The Sheik makes his MLW debut
8. TBD* vs Ed "Strangler" Lewis
9. Yukon Eric vs Brutus Beefcake
10. Playboy Buddy Rose vs Rick Rude
11. An episode of Gorgeous George's Curl Up and Dye- Rapping Red Bastien is the guest
*Lewis' opponent will be whoever is RAW's first draft pick from Smackdown that night

Match #7, the main event, "Pick Your Poison" match: Heenan Family members Don Leo Jonathan, King Kong Bundy, and Ray Stevens (accompanied by Bobby Heenan and World Champion Nick Bockwinkel) defeated The Crusher in a 3 on 1 handicap match.

-The Crusher had to wrestle Jonathan, Bundy, and Stevens because earlier in the night (see my previous post) Bockwinkel chose all 3 of them as The Crusher's opponents in one of tonight's "Pick Your Poison" matches

-Facing considerable odds, to the concern of Bockwinkel outside of the ring, The Crusher almost won this match by twice nearly pinning Bundy. But eventually the Heenan Family's 3 on 1 advantage wore The Crusher down and the match ended when Jonathan pinned The Crusher via an atomic drop. But after almost defeating 3 men in match tonight, how will The Crusher do next week at Vengeance when he only has to wrestle 1 man- Bockwinkel- to win the World Championship?

End of RAW. Join us next week when the RAW brand of Major League Wrestling presents Venegeance!

Next to be posted will be this week's edition of Smackdown (Major League Wrestling's other brand)!

[Chad Olson]

Vengeance looks like it's going to be an exciting card.

I think Brody might have bitten off too much by going against Hennig & Muraco in the handicap match.

Bock will go over the Crusher, thanks to Heenan's help!

I don't think the Kangaroos will stay scientific against the Bees.

Can't wait to see the results!

[stephenvegas]

isuchado said:

Vengeance looks like it's going to be an exciting card.

I think Brody might have bitten off too much by going against Hennig & Muraco in the handicap match.

Bock will go over the Crusher, thanks to Heenan's help!

I don't think the Kangaroos will stay scientific against the Bees.

Can't wait to see the results!

Thanks for the feedback Chad. Yeah, so far since being RAW's #1 draft pick from Smackdown, Brody (who did well in his feud against Steve "Dr. Death" Williams over on my Smackdown brand even though Williams won their steel cage matchup at Judgment Day) has really struggled for me- in fact he hasn't won a match yet on RAW.

Next I'm going to play out and post the results of this week's Smackdown episode and then play and post out the results for Vengeance presented by Major League Wrestling's (MLW's) RAW brand.

[stephenvegas]

With one week to go until Major League Wrestling's (MLW's) Smackdown brand presents the Great American Bash, here's the preview for this week's episode of Smackdown:

Smackdown Preview

- Harley Race, United States Champion Frank Gotch, Dan Severn, Greg Valentine, and Larry Hennig vs The Four Horsemen (MLW Champion Buddy Rogers, Johnny Valentine, Larry Zbyszko, and George Hackenschmidt) and Bob Orton Sr in a tag team elimination match
This tag team elimination match takes place just 1 week before these two teams fight each other in the War Games main event at the Great American Bash

- World Tag Team Champion the Road Warriors vs the Midnight Express (non-title)
This non-title match is a preview of the best 2 out of 3 title match between these two tag teams at the upcoming Great American Bash

-Giant Baba and Antonio Inoki vs US Tag Team Champions Ivan Koloff and the Terrible Turk (non-title)
This non-title match is a preview of the best 2 out of 3 title match between these two tag teams at the upcoming Great American Bash

- 1 more wrestler from Major League Wrestling's (MLW's) RAW brand will be drafted to Major League Wrestling's (MLW's) Smackdown brand.

-Mr. Canada (Billy "Red" Lyons) will once again be the guest on the Hot Seat

-Buff Bagwell vs Killer Kowalski

-The Armstrongs vs Tiger Mask and Jushin Liger

-Operation: Pimp (Hardcore Hodge and Steve Corino) vs the Barroom Heroes (Sandman and Justin Credible)

- Savage-T vs Virgil

All this and more on this week's edition of Major League Wrestling's (MLW's) Smackdown!

[stephenvegas]

With just 1 week to go until Major League Wrestling's Smackdown brand presents the PPV The Great American Bash, it's now time for this week's edition of Smackdown during which another RAW wrestler will get drafted to Smackdown as part of Major League Wrestling's (MLW's) ongoing draft!

Major League Wrestling (MLW)
Smackdown
Year 2, Month 3 (June), Week 3
Live from Las Vegas, NV
(First Half of tonight's show)

Match #1: Operation:Pimp (Hardcore Hodge and Steve Corino) defeated the Barroom Heroes (Sandman and Justin Credible, managed by Phantasy) by DQ.

-Before this match started, Phantasy announced that during tonight's show is the last opportunity for anyone to sign up for the Barroom Heroes' Barroom Brawl match next week at the Great American Bash. So far, Operation:Pimp, the Armstrongs, and Dirty Richard Hutton have signed up to be among the Barroom Heroes' opponents for this match.

- This competitive match ended when the referee, who caught Phantasy trying to sneak in a foreign object to the Sandman, DQd the Barroom Heroes. But the Sandman still used the foreign object to attack Corino after the match was called- a possible sign of the violence to come in the Barroom Brawl match at the Great American Bash next week.

Promo: Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase standing next to Virgil.

Million Dollar Man: "Savage-T, Savage-T, Savage-T, ever since you entered Major League Wrestling (MLW) at Wrestlemania you've tried non-stop to make me the Million Dollar man look like a Million Dollar Fool."

Million Dollar Man: "Well next week at the Great American Bash in the first ever Become a Millionaire or Become a Servant match, you'll be the one looking stupid once you become my servant because there is no way I'm going to lose that match and $1 million of my money to a commoner like you."

Million Dollar Man: "And to give a sign of the embarrassment you're going to suffer, tonight you'll be fighting my man Virgil here and your match is next."

Match #2: Savage-T defeats Virgil.

-Virgil proved to be no competition at all for Savage-T who easily won this match in only about a minute. Savage-T started this match by giving Virgil a knee raise followed by a diving clothesline and then his VERTIBREAKER finisher to get the quick victory. From outside of the ring, the Million Dollar Man reacted with shock and horror as Savage-T gestured that next week he'll be taking that $1 million away from DiBiase and putting it into his own pocket after their match at the Great American Bash.

The Hot Seat: Mr. Canada (Billy "Red" Lyons), holding his Money in the Bank briefcase, is the guest.

-Bill Apter asks Mr. Canada if rumors he's hearing are true that he (Mr. Canada) has changed his mind about his decision not to participate in next week's Great American Bash.

-Mr. Canada replies no he's still not going to participate because he is offended that the Great American Bash is taking place on Canada Day, Sunday July 1.

Bar Room Brawl Sign Ups: Drinking 24 oz cans of Budweiser & Clamato, the Barroom Heroes are sitting at the sign-up table for their Barroom Brawl match next week at the Great American Bash where the Boogie Woogie Man, "Bloody" Harker Dirge, and George South are all seen adding their names to those who signed up last week for this PPV match.

Match #3: Jushin Liger and Tiger Mask defeated the Armstrongs.

- Although the Armstrongs provided some offense, Liger and Tiger Mask won this tag team match without too much difficulty when Liger pinned "Bullet" Bob Armstrong via his BRAINBUSTER.

-After this match, MLW Chairman Bruno Sammartino came out and announced that Tiger Mask and Jushin Liger, the two newest additions to Major League Wrestling (MLW), will wrestle each other next week at the Great American Bash!

Match #4: Antonino Rocca defeated Dirty Richard Hutton.
Rocca, who was just drafted from RAW last week when it was announced he will be the special guest referee in the US Tag Team Title match between Giant Baba and Antonio Inoki vs Ivan Koloff (Rocca's enemy) and the Terrible Turk at the Great American Bash, easily pinned Hutton via flying dropkicks in his (Rocca's) debut match on Smackdown.

Backstage: Footage is shown from last week's episode of Smackdown in which Buff Bagwell, who was drafted by Smackdown from RAW last week, defeated Killer Kowalski in a match only to be ambushed and attacked afterward by Steve "Dr. Death" Williams (who Kowalski manages).

-Kowalski says that the only reason he lost that match last week is because Bagwell tricked him into thinking he was wrestling Bruiser Brody with that note he left in his locker room.

-Kowalski also says that although Bagwell is supposedly too hurt to wrestle Kowalski tonight in their originally scheduled rematch, next week things will get even worse for Bagwell because he will instead be wrestling Williams in a match at the Great American Bash.

Match #5: Giant Baba and Antonio Inoki defeated United States Tag Team Champions Ivan Koloff and the Terrible Turk (accompanied by Nikolai Volkoff and manager Nikita Breznikov) in a non-title match.

-In a preview of the Best 2 out of 3 Falls match between these two tag teams for the US Tag Team Championship at next week's Great American Bash, Baba and Inoki won this match when Inoki made the Terrible Turk submit to a bow and arrow. Can Baba and Inoki duplicate this feat 2 out of 3 times next week to win the United States Tag Team Championship?

End of First Half of Smackdown. Second Half will be posted later today (while I watch RAW tonight) and will include:
1. The drafting of one more wrestler from MLW's RAW brand to MLW's Smackdown brand
2. World Tag Team Champions the Road Warriors vs the Midnight Express in a non-title match (preview for their Best 2 out of 3 Falls title match at the Great American Bash)
3. United States Champion Frank Gotch, Harley Race, Greg Valentine, Dan Severn, and Larry Hennig vs The Four Horsemen: MLW Champion Buddy Rogers, Johnny Valentine, Larry Zbyszko, and George Hackenschmidt and their hired gun Bob Orton Sr in an elimination tag match as a preview of their War Games match next week at the Great American Bash!

[darkrider]

looking foward to it.

[stephenvegas]

darkrider said:

looking foward to it.

\

Thanks Neil. And thanks to everyone else for the 11,000 views Major League Wrestling just surpassed. Second half of this Smackdown episode will be posted tonight.

[traviz]

Savage-T is just a giant in your fed. If only all the real promoters had pushed him this way.

[stephenvegas]

traviz said:

Savage-T is just a giant in your fed. If only all the real promoters had pushed him this way.

Yeah, the dice gave Savage-T an easy victory. Unfortunatly Ted DiBiase, at least as the Million Dollar Man, weighs 245lbs so Savage-T won't be able to use his VERTIBREAKER finisher in their match at the Great American Bash.

But Savage-T almost won their match at Judgment Day even without his finisher so perhaps he can avoid becoming the Million Dollar Man's servant and instead win the $1 million.

[Chad Olson]

I'm looking forward to the Barroom Brawl Match, but I'm skeptical about the Barroom Heroes drinking Bud & Clamato!

[stephenvegas]

Major League Wrestling (MLW)
Smackdown
Year 2, Month 3 (June), Week 3
Live from Las Vegas, NV
(Second Half of tonight's show, First Half is posted above)

In the Ring: Eddie Fyne, recently placed in the black book and banned from every casino on The Strip for trying to cheat on the Second Annual Sammartino Invitational, says he is going to announce tonight's Smackdown draft pick from RAW.

-Fyne says he is personally going to be managing this draft pick because this person hates Las Vegas as much as he (Fyne) does.

-Fyne then introduces tonight's Smackdown draft pick from RAW- Don Leo Jonathan!

Match #6: Midnight Express (Bobby Eaton and Stan Lane, accompanied by Dennis Condrey and manager Jim Cornette) defeated the World Tag Team Champions the Road Warriors in a non-title match.

-In a preview of the Best 2 out of 3 Falls match between these two tag teams for the World Tag Team Championship at next week's Great American Bash, the Midnight Express won this match when Lane pinned Animal via a SUPERKICK and then grabbed the ropes for extra leverage. Can the Midnight Express duplicate this feat 2 out of 3 times next week to win the World Tag Team Championship?

Sammartino's Office: MLW Chairman Bruno Sammartino says that every single member of the winning team in next week's War Games match at the Great American Bash will be guaranteed a future title shot!

Great American Bash Promo
Live from Las Vegas in just 2 weeks!
1. Harley Race, United States Champion Frank Gotch, Dan Severn, Larry Hennig, and Greg Valentine vs The Four Horsemen: MLW Champion Buddy Rogers, Johnny Valentine, George Hackenschmidt, Larry Zbyszko and their hired accomplice Bob Orton Sr in a War Games match.
2. World Tag Team Champions The Road Warriors vs The Midnight Express in a best 2 out of 3 falls match.
3. Giant Baba and Antonio Inoki vs US Tag Team Champions Ivan Koloff and the Terrible Turk in a best 2 out of 3 falls match with Antonino Rocca as the guest referee.
4. Savage-T vs the Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase in the first-ever Become a Millionaire or Become a Servant match.
5. Tiger Mask vs Jushin Liger
6. Buff Bagwell vs Steve "Dr. Death" Williams
7. Bar Room Brawl match: Barroom Heroes (Sandman and Justin Credible), Operation: Pimp (Hardcore Hodge and Steve Corino), Armstrongs, the Boogie Woogie Man, "Bloody" Harker Dirge, George South, and Dirty Richard Hutton.


Match #7, the main event: United States Champion Frank Gotch, Harley Race, Dan Severn, Greg Valentine, and Larry Hennig defeated The Four Horsemen: MLW Champion Buddy Rogers, Johnny Valentine, George Hackenschmidt, and Larry Zbyszko and their hired gun Bob Orton Sr in an elimination tag match.

-This match was sort of a preview for next week's War Games match between these same two teams.

Order or eliminations:
1. Frank Gotch (eliminated by Johnny Valentine via ATOMIC SKULLCRUSHER)
2. Bob Orton Sr (eliminated by Greg Valentine via FIGURE-FOUR LEGLOCK)
3. Larry Hennig (eliminated by Johnny Valentine via ATOMIC SKULLCRUSHER)
4. Dan Severn (eliminated by George Hackenschmidt via twisting heel hook)
5. Buddy Rogers (eliminated by Harley Race via vertical suplex)
6. Johnny Valentine (eliminated by Harley Race via PILEDRIVER)
7. Larry Zbyszko (eliminated by Greg Valentine via shoulder breaker)
8. Harley Race (eliminated by George Hackenschmidt via RUSSIAN BEAR HUG)
9. George Hackenschmidt (eliminated by Greg Valentine via falling elbow hammer)

End of show. See you next week when Major League Wrestling's RAW brand presents the PPV Vengeance and when Major League Wrestling's Smackdown brand presents the PPV Great American Bash!

[traviz]

stephenvegas said:

1. Frank Gotch (eliminated by Frank Gotch via ATOMIC SKULLCRUSHER)

Now that's hardcore!

[stephenvegas]

traviz said:

stephenvegas said:

1. Frank Gotch (eliminated by Frank Gotch via ATOMIC SKULLCRUSHER)

Now that's hardcore!

Whoops. ;D

It should have been Gotch was eliminated by Johnny Valentine via ATOMIC SKULLCRUSHER. I just went back and corrected it.

Thanks for catching that typing error.

[Scott Fire]

Your fed rocks. I'm looking foward to your Great American Bash.

I also I have a question for ya. Where did you get a chart for a Barroom Brawl Match? Sounds fun.

[stephenvegas]

scottilious said:

Your fed rocks. I'm looking foward to your Great American Bash.

I also I have a question for ya. Where did you get a chart for a Barroom Brawl Match? Sounds fun.

Avarice sent me this great chart via PM. I have to tweak it just a bit for things such as language because it's apparently geared more for a COTG bar room brawl with a little futuristic language (such as gravity ball that Quasar in the GWF played) and I want to include some things commonly seen in a Las Vegas bar such as video poker machines. But overall, I think Avarice did an awesome job with this chart:

SPORTS BAR MATCH (once again, all credit for this goes to Avarice)

This match takes place in any major sports bar of your choosing in the galaxy (Hooters, the Dog House, Molly Hatchet’s, etc). A ring has been set up somewhere inside, or outside near a door leading into the bar. Whenever out of the ring or deathjump is rolled, refer to this chart. You refers to the wrestler on offense at the time of the roll. The match ends when you have pinned your opponent or he can no longer continue. Titan Death Match rules apply.

2: You brawl near the pool table. The opponent bumps into the waitress, spilling her tray of drinks. She gets furious and low blow kicks the opponent! You then smash a pool cue over his back and cover him for the PIN. Opponent rolls PIN. If no PIN, you roll on Level 3 Offense.

3: You try a backdrop in the walk-in cooler, but the opponent hoists you up and piledrives you on a case of Black Hole Beer bottles, smashing them. You’re cut up and the opponent covers you for a PIN. Roll your PIN. If no PIN, opponent takes over on Level 3 Offense or again on this chart.

4: You try to whip the opponent into the big screen playing the Mars Attack/Jupiter Stars grav ball game. Roll 2d6. EVEN– You send the opponent into the screen and he bounces off splatting on the floor. You roll on Level 2 Offense. ODD– Opponent ricochets your head 5 times off the plexi-screen as one of the Mars players scores, rousing a double cheer! Opponent takes over on Level 2 Offense.

5: You shake up a bottle of Bawls Cola and spray the opponent in the face! The fizz renders him temporarily blinded as you take advantage and plant him with a DDT off the bar stool. You roll on this chart again!

6: You go around the bar and grab a beer keg that’s about half full, take a big chug, and then smash the opponent with it. You powerbomb him on the keg, sending beer everywhere as the keg flattens. Opponent adds 1 to PIN and you then roll on Level 3 Offense.

7: There’s a hot poker game going on, and you send the opponent crashing into the table or he may reverse, sending cards, chips and drinks everywhere. Roll d6. EVEN– You get whipped into the table. ODD– Opponent sent thru the table. The players aren’t happy. Roll d6 to see how many guys beat the loser of the roll down. Loser adds 1 to PIN and rolls on Level 3 Defense.

8: Opponent grabs a cigarette lighter from the bar and a shot of a happy fan’s whiskey. *POOF* You get scorched with a fireball. Add 1 to your PIN and opponent rolls on Level 3 Offense.

9: You slam the opponent on the pool table and decide to “rack ‘em up” as you bean him in the groin with a couple pool balls of choice! You roll on Level 3 Offense or again on this chart.

10: Opponent produces a can opener out of damn near no where and slashes you in the forehead! If not bleeding, you are now. You add 1 to your PIN and opponent rolls on Level 3 Offense.

11: Opponent takes you into the kitchen and with the burgers and kabobs still grilling, slams you on the grill! You roll off with grill marks seared into your back. You add 1 to your PIN. Opponent then rolls on Level 3 Offense.

12: One of you are about to get sent into the juke box as it’s playing some kick butt metal. Roll 2d6. EVEN– You send the opponent into the box. He adds 1 to his PIN and you roll on Level 3 Offense. ODD– Opponent reverses it and you smash into box as patrons get mad for ruining the music. Add 1 to your PIN and opponent takes over on Level 3 Offense.

Thanks again for the chart Avarice.

[Scott Fire]

Nice.

Does the match end by pin? I can't remember how the real WWE one ended.