SAGA
Mar 8, 2007 16:19:49 GMT -5
Post by Shon Maxx on Mar 8, 2007 16:19:49 GMT -5
Shooter's All-star Grappling Alliance
GM: Shon Maxx
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SAGA
2-15
This was the last card before Heartless on Feb 17. Bill Apter announced that
Hulk Hogan would be returning to SAGA tonight. The crowd couldn’t wait (for
the next commercial).
1. The Singapore Kings defeated Ashton Turner and Bart Black when Sandman
pinned Black after a Hardcore DDT. Larry Hennig and Ray Stevens watched
from the entrance ramp.
Bill Apter was in the back with Danny Hodge.
Apter: “Dan, in a few days, you’l be facing SD Jones again, but this time your
career in SAGA is on the line. What are you thoughts going into this?”
Hodge: “A year ago, my career was over here was well, but that time it was from
a random drawing. This time if I lose I deserve it. I’m hoping to keep my carrer
though and shut Jones down for good.”
Apter: “Well best of luck to you, Dan.”
Hodge: “Thank you.”
2. Danny Hodge vs. Mike Hoag
Wild Red Berry walked out and nodded to the referee. Hodge controlled most of
the match, but the referee kept counting slowly when Hodge tried a pin. Hoag
made a comeback and tried a cover, but Hodge kicked out of a very fast 2-count.
Hoag went for a dropkick, but Hodge ducked and hit a dropkick of his own. He
then hit the Oklahoma Roll, but the referee forced Hodge to break it, saying
Hoag’s feet were touching the ropes (in a cradle in the center of the ring?).
Angrily, Hodge punched the referee and locked a sleeper on Hoag before
leaving the ring.
Decision: ?
Shon Maxx met Hodge as he walked behind the curtain.
Shon: “Dan, I know you’re upset, but I can’t allow you to hit referees. I’m afraid
I’ll have to fine you.”
Hodge: (sighing) “I’m sorry; how much?”
Shon: “Buy me a Pepsi and we’ll forget the whole thing.”
Hodge: “Deal, let me just get my walet.”
Shon: “By the way, I’m counting that match as a win since you technically had
him beat.”
Hodge: “Again, thanks.” (walks away)
Shon: (Calling after him) “If it’s diet or caffeine-free, you’re fired!”
3. Ed ‘Strangler’ Lewis defeated Thret Van Darn with the Strangler’s Headlock.
Richard Hutton watched the match on a monitor.
Hodge walked back to the locker room to find his locker open and his clothes all
over the room and soaken wet. Spray painted on his locker was, “The end of
your career’s comin’, Special Delivery!”
4. SD Jones defeated Grant Rouse with a Headbutt. After the match, he taunted
the crowd when Danny Hodge ran out. He tackled Jones and held him in a
forearm choke (not really a choke, but I didn’t know what else to call it...Hodge
had his forearm under Jones’ chin, forcing Jones’ head back painfully).
Headstalker and security broke it up. Hodge spun and almost punched
Headstalker until he saw who it was.
As Hodge walked to the back, Shon met him.
Shon: “All right, now you owe me a candy bar too. And smart move not
punching Headstalker. He doesn’t like that very much.”
Eddie Ellner: “Ladies and gentlemen, Hulk Hogan has arrived!”
A limosine was shown in the back, and Hulk Hogan got out. Several children
walked over with autograph books, and Hogan smiled and held out his hands.
The children, however, walked right past him and asked the limo driver for his
autograph.
5. Diamond Dallas Page pinned The Missing Link after a Diamond Cutter.
Hulk Hogan entered the arena and a mother and son walked up to him with a
camera. They then asked him to hold the camera and take their picture with
Cousin Luke.
6. Dan Severn pinned Ox Baker after a fireman’s carry slam.
Hulk Hogan walked towards Shon Maxx’s office when a consession stand owner
walked up to him.
Fritz: “Excuse me, Hulk Hogan, may I shake your hand please?”
Hogan: “Uh, yeah, hi.”
Fritz: “Hello, my name is Fritz Yurmchszuk and I run a snack stand here. I want
to thank you so much for all that you’ve done for business.”
Hogan: “You’re welcome, I’m glad someone appreicates what I’ve done.”
Fritz: “Oh I do, when you wrestle, my sales go way WAY up! Now I can put all
nine of my children through college!”
Hogan: “Nine?”
Fritz: “Oh yes, my wife and I attended the first nine Wrestlemania’s. When you
wrestled, we went to the back and well, nince months later...babies! Thank you
so much again!”
Hogan grumbled and stormed off.
7. Frank Gotch vs. Red Bastein
The winner of this match would choose the special match at Heartless when
Gotch and Hackenschmidt fought Bastein and Lyons. To make sure no one was
bribed this time around, Shon sent Headstalker out as special referee.
Gotch controlled the first five minutes, but Bastein fought back and scored
several near falls. Gotch fought back and locked several kneelocks. He finally
locked the Gotch Toehold, but Bastein got to the ropes. Bastein then got up and
complained to Headstalker that Gotch hadn’t released the hold when ordered to.
Headstalker balked, and Bastein turned around, only to be locked in a rolling
leglock again, this time in the center of the ring. He tapped out.
Winner: Frank Gotch by submission.
Aftermath: Hackenschmidt walked out and joined his partner. Shon Maxx then
walked out.
Shon: “Well congratulations, Frank. You get to choose your match now for
Heartless.”
Gotch: “I really don’t have a preference. what about you, Hack?”
Hack: “No, you can choose, Shon.”
Shon: “Are you sure?”
Gotch: “Yes, we’re sure.”
Shon: “Okay, Gentlemen’s Match...okay just kidding. How about a cage with no
way out. Only pinfalls and submissions count?”
Gotch: “Fine with me.”
Hack: “No arguments here either.”
Shon was walking to the back when Hogan ran into him.
Hogan: “I’ve been looking all over for you.”
Shon: “I’ve been busy. Some of us actually show up on time and work.”
Hogan: “I can’t believe I get no respect here. Even that hillbilly Cousin Luke is
getting autographs where I’m getting thanked for raising snack sales.”
Shon: “And drink sales, thanks by the way.”
Hogan: “Very funny. I am the Icon of wrestling and I wan my respect.”
Shon: “Sorry, Hulk, but here you start from the bottom. You want your respect,
you earn it. But that gives me an idea, you can start earning it at Heartless. I’m
putting you in a match against Cousin Luke.”
Hogan: “Fine, I’ll show the people who they should be asking for autographs.”
Hogan turned and started to walk away.
Shon: “Oh, and I’d suggest you show up on time.”
Hogan: “It’s all right, I’ll have plenty of time to prepare for the main event.”
Shon: (nearly choking on his drink) “Main event? What drugs are you on...this
time? No, you’ll be fighting Luke in match Number 1.”
Hogan: “I...I’m opening?”
Shon: “Yep, good luck. Your match will be The Opening Match of the
Century...well not really.”
Shon tapped Hogan on the shoulder and walked away.
8. Giant Baba and Rikidozan vs. The Sheik and Sabu
Rikidozan tore into both Sheik and Sabu and nailed Sheik several times with the
Thunderous Chop. However, Sheik kept geting up, to everyone’s surprise.
Baba tagged in and floored Sabu with the Neckbreaker Drop, but Sheik made
the save. Sheik tagged in and tore (literally) into Baba, even cutting him open.
Rikidozan taggen back in to allow his friend to cover his cut. Sabu and Sheik
tried to double-team him, but Rikidozan fought bak. He nailed another
Thunderous Chop, but Abdullah Farouk distracted the referee. Rikidozan
chased Farouk off the apron, but when he turned around, Sheik threw a Fireball
into his face.
Winners: Giant Baba and Rikidozan by disqualification.
Aftermath: Baba and Street Reaper flew into the ring. Farouk ordered Sheik
and Sabu to leave, but Baba and Sheik had a staredown first.
Matches for Heartless:
Main Event:
Heavyweight Champion Giant Baba vs. The Sheik
Steel Cage (pinfall or submission only!):
Tag Team Champions Frank Gotch and George Hackenschmidt
vs.Red Bastein and Billy Red Lyons w/ Wild Red Berry
Regional Champion Rikidozan vs. Don Leo Jonathan
XTC Champion Steve Corino vs. Sabu
Hardcore Tag Team Match:
The Crusher and Dan ‘The Beast’ Severn
vs. Ox Baker and Bruiser Brody w/ Captain Lou Albano
Career-Ending Match (w/ Special Referee: Headstalker):
Danny hodge vs. SD Jones
Larry ‘The Ax’ Hennig and ‘The Crippler Ray Stevens
vs. The Sandman and Justin Credible
Ed ‘Strangler’ Lewis vs. Richard Hutton
Diamond Dallas Page vs. Curt Hennig
Cousin Luke vs. Hulk Hogan
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GM: Shon Maxx
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SAGA
2-15
This was the last card before Heartless on Feb 17. Bill Apter announced that
Hulk Hogan would be returning to SAGA tonight. The crowd couldn’t wait (for
the next commercial).
1. The Singapore Kings defeated Ashton Turner and Bart Black when Sandman
pinned Black after a Hardcore DDT. Larry Hennig and Ray Stevens watched
from the entrance ramp.
Bill Apter was in the back with Danny Hodge.
Apter: “Dan, in a few days, you’l be facing SD Jones again, but this time your
career in SAGA is on the line. What are you thoughts going into this?”
Hodge: “A year ago, my career was over here was well, but that time it was from
a random drawing. This time if I lose I deserve it. I’m hoping to keep my carrer
though and shut Jones down for good.”
Apter: “Well best of luck to you, Dan.”
Hodge: “Thank you.”
2. Danny Hodge vs. Mike Hoag
Wild Red Berry walked out and nodded to the referee. Hodge controlled most of
the match, but the referee kept counting slowly when Hodge tried a pin. Hoag
made a comeback and tried a cover, but Hodge kicked out of a very fast 2-count.
Hoag went for a dropkick, but Hodge ducked and hit a dropkick of his own. He
then hit the Oklahoma Roll, but the referee forced Hodge to break it, saying
Hoag’s feet were touching the ropes (in a cradle in the center of the ring?).
Angrily, Hodge punched the referee and locked a sleeper on Hoag before
leaving the ring.
Decision: ?
Shon Maxx met Hodge as he walked behind the curtain.
Shon: “Dan, I know you’re upset, but I can’t allow you to hit referees. I’m afraid
I’ll have to fine you.”
Hodge: (sighing) “I’m sorry; how much?”
Shon: “Buy me a Pepsi and we’ll forget the whole thing.”
Hodge: “Deal, let me just get my walet.”
Shon: “By the way, I’m counting that match as a win since you technically had
him beat.”
Hodge: “Again, thanks.” (walks away)
Shon: (Calling after him) “If it’s diet or caffeine-free, you’re fired!”
3. Ed ‘Strangler’ Lewis defeated Thret Van Darn with the Strangler’s Headlock.
Richard Hutton watched the match on a monitor.
Hodge walked back to the locker room to find his locker open and his clothes all
over the room and soaken wet. Spray painted on his locker was, “The end of
your career’s comin’, Special Delivery!”
4. SD Jones defeated Grant Rouse with a Headbutt. After the match, he taunted
the crowd when Danny Hodge ran out. He tackled Jones and held him in a
forearm choke (not really a choke, but I didn’t know what else to call it...Hodge
had his forearm under Jones’ chin, forcing Jones’ head back painfully).
Headstalker and security broke it up. Hodge spun and almost punched
Headstalker until he saw who it was.
As Hodge walked to the back, Shon met him.
Shon: “All right, now you owe me a candy bar too. And smart move not
punching Headstalker. He doesn’t like that very much.”
Eddie Ellner: “Ladies and gentlemen, Hulk Hogan has arrived!”
A limosine was shown in the back, and Hulk Hogan got out. Several children
walked over with autograph books, and Hogan smiled and held out his hands.
The children, however, walked right past him and asked the limo driver for his
autograph.
5. Diamond Dallas Page pinned The Missing Link after a Diamond Cutter.
Hulk Hogan entered the arena and a mother and son walked up to him with a
camera. They then asked him to hold the camera and take their picture with
Cousin Luke.
6. Dan Severn pinned Ox Baker after a fireman’s carry slam.
Hulk Hogan walked towards Shon Maxx’s office when a consession stand owner
walked up to him.
Fritz: “Excuse me, Hulk Hogan, may I shake your hand please?”
Hogan: “Uh, yeah, hi.”
Fritz: “Hello, my name is Fritz Yurmchszuk and I run a snack stand here. I want
to thank you so much for all that you’ve done for business.”
Hogan: “You’re welcome, I’m glad someone appreicates what I’ve done.”
Fritz: “Oh I do, when you wrestle, my sales go way WAY up! Now I can put all
nine of my children through college!”
Hogan: “Nine?”
Fritz: “Oh yes, my wife and I attended the first nine Wrestlemania’s. When you
wrestled, we went to the back and well, nince months later...babies! Thank you
so much again!”
Hogan grumbled and stormed off.
7. Frank Gotch vs. Red Bastein
The winner of this match would choose the special match at Heartless when
Gotch and Hackenschmidt fought Bastein and Lyons. To make sure no one was
bribed this time around, Shon sent Headstalker out as special referee.
Gotch controlled the first five minutes, but Bastein fought back and scored
several near falls. Gotch fought back and locked several kneelocks. He finally
locked the Gotch Toehold, but Bastein got to the ropes. Bastein then got up and
complained to Headstalker that Gotch hadn’t released the hold when ordered to.
Headstalker balked, and Bastein turned around, only to be locked in a rolling
leglock again, this time in the center of the ring. He tapped out.
Winner: Frank Gotch by submission.
Aftermath: Hackenschmidt walked out and joined his partner. Shon Maxx then
walked out.
Shon: “Well congratulations, Frank. You get to choose your match now for
Heartless.”
Gotch: “I really don’t have a preference. what about you, Hack?”
Hack: “No, you can choose, Shon.”
Shon: “Are you sure?”
Gotch: “Yes, we’re sure.”
Shon: “Okay, Gentlemen’s Match...okay just kidding. How about a cage with no
way out. Only pinfalls and submissions count?”
Gotch: “Fine with me.”
Hack: “No arguments here either.”
Shon was walking to the back when Hogan ran into him.
Hogan: “I’ve been looking all over for you.”
Shon: “I’ve been busy. Some of us actually show up on time and work.”
Hogan: “I can’t believe I get no respect here. Even that hillbilly Cousin Luke is
getting autographs where I’m getting thanked for raising snack sales.”
Shon: “And drink sales, thanks by the way.”
Hogan: “Very funny. I am the Icon of wrestling and I wan my respect.”
Shon: “Sorry, Hulk, but here you start from the bottom. You want your respect,
you earn it. But that gives me an idea, you can start earning it at Heartless. I’m
putting you in a match against Cousin Luke.”
Hogan: “Fine, I’ll show the people who they should be asking for autographs.”
Hogan turned and started to walk away.
Shon: “Oh, and I’d suggest you show up on time.”
Hogan: “It’s all right, I’ll have plenty of time to prepare for the main event.”
Shon: (nearly choking on his drink) “Main event? What drugs are you on...this
time? No, you’ll be fighting Luke in match Number 1.”
Hogan: “I...I’m opening?”
Shon: “Yep, good luck. Your match will be The Opening Match of the
Century...well not really.”
Shon tapped Hogan on the shoulder and walked away.
8. Giant Baba and Rikidozan vs. The Sheik and Sabu
Rikidozan tore into both Sheik and Sabu and nailed Sheik several times with the
Thunderous Chop. However, Sheik kept geting up, to everyone’s surprise.
Baba tagged in and floored Sabu with the Neckbreaker Drop, but Sheik made
the save. Sheik tagged in and tore (literally) into Baba, even cutting him open.
Rikidozan taggen back in to allow his friend to cover his cut. Sabu and Sheik
tried to double-team him, but Rikidozan fought bak. He nailed another
Thunderous Chop, but Abdullah Farouk distracted the referee. Rikidozan
chased Farouk off the apron, but when he turned around, Sheik threw a Fireball
into his face.
Winners: Giant Baba and Rikidozan by disqualification.
Aftermath: Baba and Street Reaper flew into the ring. Farouk ordered Sheik
and Sabu to leave, but Baba and Sheik had a staredown first.
Matches for Heartless:
Main Event:
Heavyweight Champion Giant Baba vs. The Sheik
Steel Cage (pinfall or submission only!):
Tag Team Champions Frank Gotch and George Hackenschmidt
vs.Red Bastein and Billy Red Lyons w/ Wild Red Berry
Regional Champion Rikidozan vs. Don Leo Jonathan
XTC Champion Steve Corino vs. Sabu
Hardcore Tag Team Match:
The Crusher and Dan ‘The Beast’ Severn
vs. Ox Baker and Bruiser Brody w/ Captain Lou Albano
Career-Ending Match (w/ Special Referee: Headstalker):
Danny hodge vs. SD Jones
Larry ‘The Ax’ Hennig and ‘The Crippler Ray Stevens
vs. The Sandman and Justin Credible
Ed ‘Strangler’ Lewis vs. Richard Hutton
Diamond Dallas Page vs. Curt Hennig
Cousin Luke vs. Hulk Hogan
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