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Post by gatekeeper on Feb 17, 2007 17:14:30 GMT -5
Wow! lots of matches on this card!
Payback and Swarm are awesome! Then again, how hard could it be to dupe Vidtek? ;D
Good stuff again, NeilyBob!
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Post by blueraider2 on Feb 17, 2007 17:17:21 GMT -5
glad you liked it.i enjoy doing this stuff if it makes me laugh. ;D
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Post by Trent Lawless on Feb 18, 2007 9:39:27 GMT -5
Funnier than anything I've ever written in my life.
Nice show!
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Post by swarm on Feb 18, 2007 11:13:59 GMT -5
Great write-up neily. You seem to have the attitudes of Swarm and Payback down perfectly.
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Post by blueraider2 on Feb 19, 2007 21:02:34 GMT -5
CPC card 13
The show opens with Comissioner Prodigy in the ring.
Prodigy"well folks i guess we here at CPC got Mr.Neilybobs ire up.Guess he has a hard time with the facts.Now onto more important stuff then Mr.bobs ire.We here at CPC want to thank our audience for tuning in for every show.now on with the show."
Prodigy leaves ringside and heads backstage.
Matches
1.Taurine/Romulus over Ruin in a 2 vs one handicap match by dq.
2.Rage lost to Gatekeeper by dq after Rage bodyslammed Gatekeeper on the concrete floor outside the ring.
3.Tricks submitted to Paralyze via the paralyzer.
4.Son of Ram was on his way to ringside when he was attacked backstage by Yuri.Son of Ram was injured and is out for 22 cards.
5.Vector 1 pinned Quetzal
Prodigy is in his office when theres a knock on the door.
Prodigy"come in."
in walked Thantos.
Thantos"heard you wanted to talk to me Prodigy?"
Prodigy"sure did Thantos.wanted to talk about what happend on the last card.now where did you get the video of Nightmare Nikki from?"
Thantos"only way you're gonna find out punk is to fork over some cash.otherwise i'm a walking out that door.."
Prodigy"no need to get huffy man.just wanted to know is all."
Thantos"guess i'm wasting my time here then.no cash no video.after all i'm in it for the money.catch you later."
Thantos gets up and walks out the door.
6.Pendekar was pinned by tristan
7.Rafaki pinned Darkseed after a side swipe.
8.Muss pinned Hyper
9.Exodus pinned Flatliner.
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Post by blueraider2 on Feb 19, 2007 21:36:27 GMT -5
CPC card 14
the show opens to Pyro's.Vid-tek is walking towards ringside.
Vid-tek"welcome to my first night of my interview show Vid-talk.My first guest is none other then Brainstorm CPC champ.
Brainstorm is led to ringside by Darla.Who holds the rope up so Brainstorm can enter the ring.
Brainstorm"So this is Vid-talk huh?what a stupid name man."
Vid-tek"well if your so smart lets hear your ideas."
Brainstorm"ok pea brain how about Brainstorm's show?"
Vid-tek holds his nose.
Vid-tek"thats a real stupid name."
Brainstorm"well when your champ you can do what you want.oh i forgot i'm champ and your just a chump."
Brainstorm and Darla laugh out loud.
Brainstorm"come Darla lets go get ready for my match."
Brainstorm and Darla leave.
Vid-tek"now on with the show.
1.Valour/Excalibur beat the team of Geico caveman and Burger king.when Excalibur pinned Geico caveman after a point of the sword.
2.Nemean lost to Raze by countout.when Raze used a piledriver on Nemean outside the ring.
3.Czar was pinned by Blizzard after a frozen lariat by Blizzard.
4.Scion Nexus pinned Cremator after a apex by Scion Nexus.
5.Vendetta came to ringside sober.but he was pinned by erebus after a foot in the grave.
The outdoor camera shows Thantos standing outside selling photos of himself to fans.
Thantos"come on buy some Pictures and get a free autograph from the true wrestling legend Thantos."
A little girl and her father stop in front of Thantos booth.
father"look honey a real legend what to get your picture taken with him."
Little girl"ok daddy."
Thantos"one minute buddy you gotta pay first.no money no picture."
father"how much then?"
Thantos"that'll be twenty bucks to have a picture with me or a pre-signed photo."
father"twenty bucks thats too much."
the father takes his daughters hand and they walk away.
Thantos(under his breath)"i'm only in it for the money.
6.Tauran pinned nosfera after a leg hook piledriver.
7.Absalom was pinned by Disater after a rampage by disater.
8.Brainstorm(hwc) w/Darla pinned Shylock in a non title match after a seperior intellect to retain his belt.
9.Aspin Northstar was pinned by Krosus
Dominator is shown backstage in the locker room.
Dominator"guess i get the night off.no match for me."
Dominator starts to leave the locker room when comissioner Prodgy enters the room.
Prodigy"suit up big man you've got a match versus Thayne in five minutes."
Dominator suits up and heads out to ringside.
Dominator over Thayne by dq in a non title match
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Post by blueraider2 on Feb 22, 2007 13:30:08 GMT -5
CPC top ten
Brainstorm-HWC
1.Gatekeeper
2.tauran
3.Yuri/Nosfera
4.Raze/Tristan
5.Dominator IC/Romulus
6.Disaster
7.Paralyze/Czar/Vector 1
8.Scion Nexus
9.Korsus
10.Creamator/Talon/Valour
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Post by steelthunder814 on Feb 22, 2007 18:50:07 GMT -5
awesome stuff bro
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Post by blueraider2 on Feb 22, 2007 22:25:49 GMT -5
CPC card16
The show opens with live video of Swarm and Payback in front of a gentlemens club.Payback sees the camera and taps Swarm arm to get his attenion.
Swarm"d*** that Vid-tek and his mini camsnext time i see him.its going to be Vid-tek to the moon."
Payback"yeah man to the moon norton."
Swarm and Payback laugh as they enter the club.
The scene switches to ringside as Vi-tek adresses the crowd.
Vid-tek"now we see whos smart and whos dumb dont we folks?"
(the crowd starts booing at Vid-tek.HE leaves ringside in a huff.)
Matches
1.Thayne is submits to Cypher via the Cypher stretch.
2.Paladin pinned Panter Warrior after a Paladin drop.
3.Slave Beast pinned Burger King after a cry of the beast.
4.Sycophant over Nemean by countout after Sycophant drop Nemean on his head outside the ring.
5.Excalibur over Czar by countout after Excalibur uses a piledriver outside the ring on Czar.
6.Blizzard submits to Cremator via the cremator claw
Thantos is back at the front door trying to sell old Comos T-shirts and photos.A eldery man stops in front of Thantos.
Old man"Thantos you should be ashamed of yourself.trying to hawk your old stuff upon these younger fans."
Thantos"get lost grampa your ruining my sales by standing there."
Old man"why if i were 20 years younger i would thrash you like a little kid."
Thantos"so whats stopping you then? afraid you might fall over without your cane."
Old man"why dont you go headfirst into a supernova ?.you whippersnapper."
The old man moves away from Thantos who sticks his foot out and watches the old man fall.
Thantos"now that was fun later pops."
7.Reckless pinned Vendetta after a flying hazard.
8.Nosfera over Tauran in a rematch in a steel cage match.
9.Valour pinned Raze after a awakening.
10.Disaster pinned Brainstorm(hwc) in the center of the ring to become the new CPC champion.
The scene fades to black as Paralyze comes to ringside and helps Disaster celebrate his victory.
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Post by Aquinas on Feb 22, 2007 23:28:22 GMT -5
Great stuff, Neilybob....the Thantos thing made me laugh.
And a new champ -- Disaster is the man, as always!
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Post by blueraider2 on Mar 5, 2007 15:38:40 GMT -5
CPC card 17
The show opens with Qualiter and a unkown person at the announcers table.
Qualiter"what no pyros tonight ? whats going on ?.never mind hello folks and welcome once again to the CPC.tonights show will be coming from Pelf Palace.with me tonight is a new member of team CPC Agon.welcome Agon."
Agon"thanks qualiter and thanks to the people who run CPC Magnus Colby and Nora Pelf.lets go to ringside folks."
Matches
1.Muss was pinned by Vector 1 after a forced eviction by Vector 1.
2.Exodus pinned Burger King after a angel eye.
3.Cypher pinned Panther Warrior after a tree of woe by Cypher.
4.Czar was pinned by Thayne in 2 moves.
5.Blizzard pinned a sober Vendetta
6.Slave Beast over Raze by dq
7.Reckless pinned tauran after a face breaker.
8.Valour pinned Brainstorm to become the new CPC hwc.
9.Paladin was pinned by Talon
10.Sycophant over Ruin by dq
After the show the tech crew checked out the pyro machine and found out it had been stolen.where the machine formally stood was a note that said"I needed the money chumps."
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Post by steelthunder814 on Mar 5, 2007 15:42:18 GMT -5
lol good card too bad about the pyro
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Post by blueraider2 on Mar 5, 2007 15:59:18 GMT -5
CPC card 18
the show opened with Agon at the unveiling of the new pyro machine.
Agon"welcome to the CPC ladies and Gentlemen.I'm Agon and i'll be your host because Qualitar is interviewing Disaster.the lucky bum so lets go to the interview shall we?"
the scene switches over to the interview area where qualitar and Disaster await.
Qualitar"welcome to the interview segment Disaster."
Disaster"quiet fishface i've only got one thing to say to Brainstorm.hey moron you let your ego get in the way after you won that belt.thats why you lost pea-brain.so its nobodys fault but yours."
Qualitar"but its my -"
Disaster"shutup fishface i'm not done.Gatekeeper you may be the number 1 contender.but your chump change to be and my race.
Disaster drops the mic and walks away.
Qualitar"that was short and sweet back to you Agon."
Agon"thanks qualitar and now to ringside."
Absalom pinned Scion Nexus with a kill switch
T.K was pinned by Shylock after a fallout
Rage pinned Romulus after a all the rage
Geico was pinned by Quetzal after a sunset flip off the ropes.despite Geico putting on a good show.
Hyper and Nosfera were both dq for brawling outside the ring before the match started.
Tricks was pinned by Tristan after a arcana.after the match Tristan was attacked by Rotunda on his way to the exit ramp.Tristan was throwen head first into announcers table by rotunda and was injured.He is out for 6 cards.
Pendekar pinned the Dominator after a kimura armbreaker
Disaster pinned Gatekeeper after a rampage by Disaster.
Main Event
Flatliner(ic) pinned Erebus after a metal ramrod by Flatliner.
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Post by Trent Lawless on Mar 5, 2007 16:06:07 GMT -5
Sorry, Neily, I was just now catching up on a couple weeks' worth. I loved the Thantos bit, too.
Will no one stick up for poor old fish face Qualitar?
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Post by steelthunder814 on Mar 5, 2007 16:06:27 GMT -5
another good card bro
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Post by swarm on Mar 5, 2007 16:09:27 GMT -5
nice job as usual neily.
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Post by blueraider2 on Mar 5, 2007 16:12:40 GMT -5
CPC card 19
The show opens with Swarm and Payback at the sports bar.they are pounding down the drinks when the bartender comes over.
Bartender"aren't you guys supposed to be broadcasting tonight ?"
Swarm"heck no man we took the night off so that we can relax right bro?"
Payback"sure thing my man and if anybody from the CPC asks we weren't here ok?"
Payabck gives the bartender twenty credits.
Bartender"ok i didn't see you guys tonight."
Matches
Ruin pinned Scion Nexus after a apex
Geico was pinned by Romulus after a ground floor by Romulus.
Absalom lost to Shylock by dq after Absalom rammed Shylock into a steel pole outside the ring.
Erebus pinned Rage
Quetzal was pinned by Rafaki after a sideswipe by Rafaki
Taurine was pinned by Pendekar after a spinning back kick by Pendekar
Hyper was pinned by Tristan after a arcana by Tristan.
Yuri made Tricks w/Vin Strutter submit via the russain bearhug
Dominator was pinned by Flatliner after a shock and awe by Flatliner
Paralyze was pinned by Aspin Northstar
Darkseed pinned Korsus after a slayer slingshot.
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Post by steelthunder814 on Mar 5, 2007 16:16:36 GMT -5
the broadcast team pounding a few u gotta love it man
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Post by blueraider2 on Mar 5, 2007 16:22:09 GMT -5
CPC card 15
the show opens to pyros as Trent Lawless makes his way to ringside.
Trent Lawless"evening higher and lower lifeforms.welcome to the CPC.i'm in a hurry tonight so lets just get to the ring already."
Romulus was pinned by Rush after a elvated power bomb.
Rage pinned Quetzal
Taurine pinned Yri after a adversity by Taurine
Pendekar was pinned by Darkseed
Rafaki pinned Tricks after a Sideswipe
Muss submitted to Paralyze via the paralyzer
Tristan over Hyper by dq
Vector 1 pinned Flatliner after a forced eviction
Korsus over the dominator by dq in a non title match
Exodus over Aspin Northstar by countout after Exodus ducked a clothesline attempt by Aspin Northstar outside the ring who hit his head on the steel steps and couldn't get back in the ring in time.
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Post by steelthunder814 on Mar 5, 2007 16:23:47 GMT -5
wow man busy today?
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