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Post by JimSteel on Feb 28, 2007 20:13:12 GMT -5
Always do even I don't respond which I should
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Post by blueraider2 on Mar 1, 2007 13:50:19 GMT -5
CARD 84
the show opens to the scene of the fans coming in being watched by the goon squad.the goon squad stops one of the fans.
Rowdy Rueben"whats your name son?"
Fan"its gordon why?"
Rowdy Rueben"weren't you here at the last card?"
Gordon"yeah why?"
Rowdy Rueben"well you didn't answer Torin Caelums question about Mr.Neilybob and the fed.you also asked about the wrestle wars fed."
Gordon"so whats your point ?"
Rowdy Rueben"well the boss asked to see you is all."
Gordon"wow thats great i get to meet Mr.Neilybob."
Rowdy Rueben"right this way sir."(Rowdy Rueben winks at Jethro and Gator who quickly follow behind.)
Gordon"i cant believe i get to meet a bigshot like Mr.Neilybob wow thats awesome.can i get my picture with him?"
Rowdy Rueben"of course Gordon what ever you want."
The goon sqaud and Gordon stop at a lift.
Rowdy Rueben"one thing sir.we've got to blindfold you so you cant give away the route to his room is all."
Gordon"ok i'm game lead on man."
Gordon gets on the lift which is really a heavy duty forklift.
Rowdy Rueben"ok guys take him to meet the boss ok?"
Jethro"sure thing Rowdy."
the fake lift goes over to the other side of the building.stopping by a dumpster.
Jethro"ok here we are please step foward sir."
Gordon steps foward and falls down into the dumpster.
Jethro"one more thing buddy. the boss doesn't like Wrestle War garbage at his cards.so stay away next time."
the scene shifts back to the front enterance where a young woman named Britney is stopped by Rowdy Rueben.
Rowdy Rueben"one moment young lady the boss wants to talk to you."
Britney"god i hope i'm not in trouble."
Rowdy Rueben"nah he likes to meet his fans and its your turn is all.please follow me and i'll take you to his vip room."
the scene shfts back to ringside as we seen Bloodline being interviewed by Torin Caelum.
Torin Caelum"welcome to Torins corner my special guest is none other then our hwc and tv champ Bloodline."
In walks Bloodline and Mother Superior whos carrying the belts for Bloodline.the fans go wild for Bloodline as he takes a seat.Mother Superior sits in the chair next to him.
Torin Caelum"welcome to to my show Bloodline."
Bloodline"lets make this fast i've got to prepare for my title defenses tonight vs Switchblade and Antak."
Torin Caelum"why Antak again ?
Bloodline"he thinks i didn't pin him fair and square.hes a big baby is all.maybe he should be with his buddies Swarm and Payback wherever they are."
Torin Caelum"judging by the fans reaction you seem to be a popular fellow around here."
Bloodline"of course Caelum i'm the hwc champ and the tv champ.one day i'll be wearing the ic belt as well.so watch out Hustler."
Mother Superior"lets go Bloodline the shows about to start."
Bloodline"later Torin."
Torin Caelum"yea Bloodline when Mother Superior isnt around."
Mother Superior flashes Torin Caelum a angry look and follows Bloodline to the backstage area.
Torin Caelum"well lets go to ringside then."
MATCHES
1.Dante w/Darkmeance was pinned by Kill Prey w/Shann-Ra
2.Puma(debut) was pinned by Monolith after a end of all things
3.Sergei was pinned by tragedy after a tear jerker by tragedy
4.Stigma submitted to Zed Marlowe via the Marlowe vise.
5.Epoch pinned Betrayer.
6.Avarice over colossus by dq
7.Holocaust over encubus by dq
8.Amazing Mann pinned Hadrian after a contorion by Amazing Mann
9.Havoc pinned Aegis after a fallen dreams by Havoc
10.Hustler w/Massif lost to Scimitar after a pistol whipping by Hustler.the crowd loudly booed Massif and Hustler on the way out.
11.Antak was pinned by Bloodline after a cosmic big bang by Bloodline
12.Switchblade was pinned by Bloodline
13.Sly Drury was pinned by Steel Freak after a choke and bite attack by steel freak.
14.Anivar was pinned by Gryt after a knee to the head by Gyrt.
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Post by steelthunder814 on Mar 1, 2007 18:09:13 GMT -5
lol...great stuff bro...the opening bit was priceless
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Post by swarm on Mar 1, 2007 23:09:12 GMT -5
Great stuff! Loved "Gordon" being dumped in the trash where he belongs! Hilarious. What a loser!
Great card as usual Neily!
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Post by Aquinas on Mar 1, 2007 23:11:28 GMT -5
I love it....entertaining read. And, as usual, lots of great results. Keep up the great work Neilybob.
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Post by gatekeeper on Mar 2, 2007 21:00:42 GMT -5
Funniest card ever in Neilybob's history.
The Duece Dumpster, that's awesome!
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Post by blueraider2 on Mar 6, 2007 10:37:38 GMT -5
ACE card 85
The show opens with comissioner Rayd in the ring.
Rayd"I'm the bearer of bad news tonight.This will be my last show as comissioner.after tonight there will be a search for a new comissioner.i will now let Torin Caelum start the show."
Torin Caelum walks out to ringside as Rayd leaves.
Torin Caelum"tonights matches will be all be losers leaves town.so best of -."
Suddenly loud rap music comes over the speakers as Plethador comes to ringside.
Plethador"good now that i've got peoples attenion.i would like to announce my manager Xenia is in the running for the comissioner job.remember to vote for her soon."
Plethador leaves the ring area.
Torin Caelum"now that was shocking wasn't it ?..NOT now on with the show."
MATCHES
1.Onami was pinned by Moonwalker(debut)
2.Power(debut) lost to Deadringer by countout
3.Indigo w/massif pinned Mike fortune.
4.Gheist was pinned by Hybrid after a poison driver.
5.Nero w/Dr.Barnabas submitted to Plethador w/Xenia via the suction claw
6.Rush pinned Comedy after a what a rush by Rush.
7.Painmaster made Dante w/Dark meance submit via a torture rack
8.J.J Smooth w/Xenia was pinned by Kill Prey w/Shann-ra
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Post by offspring515 on Mar 6, 2007 11:21:59 GMT -5
So all the people who lost are gone? For how long Neily?
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Post by blueraider2 on Mar 6, 2007 12:03:02 GMT -5
it depends when i feel like bringing them back.  |
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Post by steelthunder814 on Mar 6, 2007 12:49:09 GMT -5
Alright the search for a new commish begins...good card bro
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Post by Thad Killian on Mar 6, 2007 12:57:44 GMT -5
Great stuff! Loved "Gordon" being dumped in the trash where he belongs! Hilarious. What a loser! Great card as usual Neily! Oh...ouch! That was harsh...;-) Fun card as always my friend! |
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Post by blueraider2 on Mar 6, 2007 17:16:51 GMT -5
Coming next card Rap stars Offy and Nizzy Bizzy duel over whos the best rapper in the universe.
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Post by offspring515 on Mar 6, 2007 19:50:56 GMT -5
Is offy going to have to bust a cap up in yo arse?
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Post by blueraider2 on Mar 6, 2007 19:54:31 GMT -5
bring it on dude. |
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Post by blueraider2 on Mar 12, 2007 13:50:39 GMT -5
A.C.E card 86
the show opens with Pyros and flickering lights.the lights go off for a minute and then come back on as the crowd sees She-Devil and 2 masked men in the ring.
She-Devil"ladies and Gentelmen allow me to introduce your next tag team champs the MIDNIGHT RIDERS."
the crowd boos as the MIDNIGHT RIDERS flex and pose for the crowd.Massif followed by Indigo and Hustler come to ringside.The crowd starts making hissing and Yallowing noises as they enter the ring.
Massif"Will you people shut the F*** up?i'm sick of this C*** already.As for you SheDevil the only way the MIDNIGHT RIDERS can win the belt is if they climb the ranks and not get a title shot right off.My boys would like to challenge your boys to a match as the main event."
She-Devil"fine by us Massif we"ll meet you in in exactly 1 and half hours.Be ready to lose then."
The lights flicker off and then on again revealing that the MIDNIGHT RIDERS and She-Devil are gone.
Matches
dark match
1."Cool Kid"C.J Xavier beat U.S. Male by dq.after the ref prohibted U.S Male from climbing the turnbuckle.
2.Gunnar loses to monolith by dq after they were outside the ring brawling.
The titan-tron comes on as the crowd sees Torin Caelum interviewing Xenia.
Torin Caelum"you know Xenia if you become the comissioner you can't manage Plethador and J.J Smooth anymore ?"
Xenia"thats right Torin somebody-."
Phanasty enters the picture wearing short shorts and a tank top.
Phanasty"she not going to become comissoner by default you know.I've decided to run against her for the job."
A unkown masked female wrestler also enters the picture.
Fata Morgana"your not the only one running ms.skanky.I'm throwing my hat into this as well."
Torin Caelum"now ladies please-."
Phanasty"quiet mr.Caelum we're not done here.as for you two Bimbos you dont have have chance against me."
Fata Morgana"the way you keep swinging those your tank top is going to lose the battle missy."
Phanasty"at least i dont wear a mask because i'm ugly lady."
Xenia"between the two of you you only have 1/2 a brain between the two of you."
Torin Caelum"lets just go back to the matches.this is goiong to take awhile."
3.Holocaust and Colossus lost to Gyrt and the Betrayer after Gyrt pinned Holocaust.
4.Rubicon over Sergei by dq
5.Steel Freak and Amazing Mann over Antak and Hanuman by pinfall.when Steel Freak pinned Anatak.
the scene switches back to the interview area.where the crowd sees the set torn apart and Torin Caelum lying in the middle of the wreakage.Emts and Security enter the room.Preemia enters after the security people enter.she walks over and squats down by Torin.
Preemia"what happened here Torin?"
Torin"those females got into a catfight over who was the best one for the job.When i tryed to breakup the catfight.They turned on me and went beserk."
Preemia"wow they sure wrecked this place didn't they ?"
The EMTS loaded Torin Caelum onto a stretcher and wheeled him to the first aid station.
Preemia"we'll find out more about Torin's condition on the next card."
6.Puma pinned Avarice w/Nightmare Nikki.Nikki tryed to interfer but was thrown through the ropes by Puma."
7.Godsend pinned Zed Marlowe after a realm eternal
8.Tragedy was pinned by Havoc after a rolling knee bar by Havoc.
9.The MIDNIGHT RIDERS w/She-Devil beat team CI w/Massif when MIDNIGHT RIDER 1 pinned Indigo.after the match MIDNIGHT RIDER 1 went after Hustler While MIDNIGHT RIDER 2 went after Massif.after a few minutes of brawling and after ko'ing Hustler and Massif.the MIDNIGHT RIDERS retrieved a body bag and rolled Massif into it.They then left the ring to the cheers of the fans.
The scene fades to black as the ref tries to open the body bag holding Massif.
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Post by offspring515 on Mar 12, 2007 15:38:21 GMT -5
What happened to our hair vs. hair match???  |
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Post by GalactiKing on Mar 12, 2007 22:39:26 GMT -5
Go Cool Kid. Nice card, NB
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Post by gatekeeper on Mar 12, 2007 22:55:04 GMT -5
The Midnight Riders putting Massif in a body bag was very cool.
Great card as usual Neilybob!
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Post by blueraider2 on Apr 5, 2007 20:40:03 GMT -5
coming next card
offy and Mr.Neilybob clash.find out why.
also a promo by a future ace star.who is it ?
also the insane clown posse debuts who are they? and who's their manager.
this promo is a work in progress so watch for updates.
gyrt and betrayer vs insane clown posse.due to midnight rider 1 being injured
bloodline(hwc) vs paganax
bloodline(tv) vs shepard
hustler(ic) vs midnight rider 2
switchblade vs zed marlowe
aegis vs tekaro
plethador w/xenia vs payback w/ ? in a steel toe boot match.due to injuries to plethador and payback.it will be stigma vs steele freak in a pole match.whats on the pole ?.
monolith vs endgame 2 out of 3 falls cage match.
plus 3 viewer choice matches.so pm me with your choices please.
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Post by steelthunder814 on Apr 5, 2007 21:57:55 GMT -5
cant wait to read bro
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