[glow=YELLOW,12,300]STARCADE XXXIII[/glow]
FIRE ISLAND , MERCURY
01-18-22
DARK MATCHESPHANTASY (b) ROTUNDA
** /w/ Vin Strutter by DQ
* Phantasy had the massive Rotunda reeling when Strutter interfered by hitting phantasy in the back with a chair when she bounced off the ropes. The ref saw this and immediately called for the bell and disqualified The Fat Lady.
*3/4 That didn't save Phantasy though as Rotunda face planted the beauty and then hit her with a Fat Lady Sings. The fans erupted as Strong charged the ring as Strutter & Rotunda made a hasty retreat through the crowd. Strong stood in the center of the ring beating on his chest yelling " STRONG!!!!!!!!!!" Then he suddenly stopped and looked directly into the camera and said......... " STRUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A DEAD MAN!!!!!!!!!!! ALONG WITH ALL YOUR FREAKS!!!!!" He then turned, picked up Phantasy and carried her to the back.
HARM
**** vs. DAIMYO ( DEADRINGER
*** or THE GATE KEEPER)
* The gutty Harm blew his knee early but hung tough and came close to winning his GWF debut before finally being pinned after Seven Years Bad Luck.
**1/2PRIMAL RAGE : PLETHADOR
* & DARKSTAR CREATURE
** (b) by PIN
HIBERNATION DOMINATION : XIONGMAO & CUDDLEY CLAW
* H.D. dominated this match, well xiongmao did anyway while Claw sat on the apron chewing on eucalyptus leaves. Cuddley Claw eventually got in and had Plethador put out with a Cuddley Sleeper but the cute little guy fell asleep in the process. Plethador was able to reverse the hold and get the victory for his team with a Suction Claw.
*1/4** Plethador was clearly upset that Umagapotamus didn't show for the match.
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MOTHER SUPERIOR
*** (b) NIGHTMARE NIKKI
*** by PIN
* Mother Superior got the three count on Nikki after a Feel My Pain, in a very close and competitive match.
**1/4ARES " GOD OF WAR"
** (b) TOURNAMENT MASTER
*** by PIN
* Phantasy no showed the match with T.M. after being taken to the back by Strong but it didn't seem to matter to the Master as he controlled most of the match. After a missed turnbuckle charge though things turned around in a hurry. Ares hit a Spartan Slam and let out a battle cry of "FOR SPARTA!" and proceeded to put T.M. away after a Stand Your Ground and two straight Spartan Spears.
**1/2TRICKS
**** /w/ Vin Strutter (b) IRISH HEAT
** by SUB
* The clown took a beating from the Irish brawler early but managed to hang on just long enough to lock in Sleepy Time for the submission victory.
*3/4 ** Strutter was a nervous wreck the entire match as he constantly looked at the entrance ramp and scanned the crowd for (probably) Strong.
HAVOC (b) PRIDE
*** Havoc was seemingly making a statement as he systematically took Pride apart and pinned him quick after a Fallen Dreams.
1/2 *TOM-O-TRON
Landing bay area
The fans erupted as a black on black on black space Hummer pulls in. The vehicle stops and after several seconds the doors open and out steps SWARM! HUGE POP!!!!!!!!! Followed closely by Payback and NARCOTIC!?
10 TEAM BATTLE ROYAL ( 20 MAN )The two finalist will face off with their tag-team partners later on the card for the
GWF TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS. If the last two remaining participants are partners then they are the tag champions.
TITAN BLITZ : TRISTAN & OVERTIME
TITAN DISHONOR : SURGEON & THE BETRAYER
QUICK & PAINLESSFULL : ENSOR & TAURAN
D.W.F. : BLOODLINE & ENCUBUS
THE HEADLINERS : DARTH BROOKS & GRILLZ
T.G.O.A. : PARALYZE & RAGE
THE PREDATORS : MALKUTH & PANTHER WARRIOR
THE MASTER RACE : THRAXX & ZYGON
PAYBACK & VIDTEKTHE TROUBLE SHOOTERS : MUSS & THE BOMB
Order eliminatedTHE BETRAYER by OVERTIME
VIDTEK by PAYBACK!!!!!!!
?
MUSS by BLOODLINE
BLOODLINE by THE BOMB
PANTHER WARRIOR by THRAXX
SURGEON by TRISTAN
TRISTAN by DARTH BROOKS
GRILLZ by OVERTIME
THE BOMB by ENCUBUS
ENSOR by PARALYZE
RAGE by MALKUTH
MALKUTH by PARALYZE
TUARAN by DARTH BROOKS
DARTH BROOKS by OVERTIME
PARALYZE by ENCUBUS
ENCUBUS by THRAXX & ZYGON
PAYBACK by THRAXX
FINAL THREETHRAXX & ZYGON - OVERTIME
The Master Race was looking to win the GWF tag-team titles right here and now as they circled the outnumbered O.T.. The Titan stood his ground as the two Eugenics Project members charged, at the last minute he ducked and low bridged the top rope sending both over, but the quicker Zygon managed to grab the the rope and hang on as Thraxx tumbled to the floor leaving the final two, who's two teams will meet later on the card to determine the tag champs.
STRONG & TANCK /w/ Vin Strutter NO CONTEST!
* Before the match even started Jungle Drum noises filled the arena as Umagapotamus charged the ring. This prompted Strong to turn his back on Tanck & Strutter to face the charging Hippo-Savage. Bad move as he was attacked by Tanck & Strutter from behind, Umagapotamus hit the ring and the three eventually beat the monster Strong down. After several minutes of brutality Strutter got down right in the bloody Strong's face.
Strutter : " You want to turn me down boy? Well I hope you're prepared for the consequences? You actually did me a favor as you made me continue my search and look who I found." Pointing at Umagapotamus. " I have the meanest, nastiest & toughest Ani-Man ever seen in the GWF and he's here to destroy everyone that stands in the way of T.G.S.I.T.G.!"
TOM-O-TRONSwarm walks into Rocket's office and closes the door behind him as Narcotic waits outside the door. After several minutes the door opens and Swarm walks out.
Narcotic : " So what's up CUZ?"
Swarm : " I'm back."
HUGE POP! from the sold out crowd.......
Narcotic : " What about me?"
Swarm : " You got a try out and he said something about relaunching the Z soon so we'll see dawg."
Narcotic : " Cool Cuz."
The two bros turn and start to walk away when they run straight into............MONOLITH!
Monolith : " I can't believe the GWF is hiring so many has beens, hacks and nobodies. What's Rocket thinking? He must be loosing his mind in his old age." smirks...... as he looks over his shoulder toward The Dark Menace.
Narcotic steps right up to the behemoth.
Narcotic : " Listen cuz, I got no beef with you......." Swarm puts his hand on the kid's shoulder and pulls him back.
Monolith : " You're smarter then you look bug-boy, I'd hate to have to squash you and your friend before you even get a chance to get in the ring. No matter though I'll be seeing you soon."
Swarm : " Looking forward to it dawg, looking forward to it."
GWF GALACTIC HWT CHAMPIONSHIP
TOURNAMENT MATCHDISASTER (b) SLY DRURY by PIN
* Disaster steamrolled Drury and pinned him in less than two minutes following a Rampage.
DUDGWF GALACTIC HWT CHAMPIONSHIP
TOURNAMENT MATCH* ENDGAME
***** (b) WOLF
****** INCREDIBLE MATCH! These two put on a show for the ages as both refused to lose but in the end it was Endgame getting the duke after a Ultima Leap.
****TOM-O-TRONTITAN BLITZ is walking through the back on their way to the ring for their shot at the tag belts when they are attacked from behind by Darth Brooks and Grillz.. Grillz hits Tristan with his Crunk bottle while Brooks lays O.T. out with a sick guitar shot to the back of the head.
Brooks : While kicking a downed O.T. " You wanna eliminate me boy! ME!? I'm the greatest artist in the galaxy and I'll be damned if I'm gonna let a punk ex-Gravity-Ball player like you keep me from my destiny in wrestling."
GRILLZ : " YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
GALACTIC TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCHTHE MASTER RACE : THRAXX & ZYGON /w/ The Dark Menace
(b) by PIN
TITAN BLITZ : TRISTAN & OVERTIME
**** The Master Race showed no mercy on their already injured opponents as the masterfully cut the ring in half and totally took O.T. apart before Thraxx pinned him following a Power of Kroll.
*GWF GALACTIC HWT CHAMPIONSHIP
TOURNAMENT MATCHDISASTER
*** (b) U.S. MALE
**** by PIN
* The former champ pushed the massive Juggernaut Gladiator to his limit before falling after a Decapitator followed by a wicked Rampage.
***1/4GWF GALACTIC HWT CHAMPIONSHIP
TOURNAMENT MATCHENDGAME
****** (b) MONOLITH
****** by PIN
UNBELIEVABLE MATCH!!!!!!!! Monolith came out like he wanted to end this match early. He brutalized Endgame with Crashing Stampede after Crashing Stampede and it looked over after a End Of All Things but a very nonchalant and cocky cover allowed Endgame to kick out! Endgame managed a comeback and focused on the behemoth's legs, wearing him down with consecutive Rolling Figure Fours. Time and time again Monolith made it to the ropes breaking the hold but they were definitely taking their tolls as Monolith was clearing limping and favoring his left leg. Another Rolling Figure Four prompted the Dark menace to interfere but the ref ordered him to the back and ordered the hold broken as Monolith once again made the ropes. A battered and bloody Endgame though quickly climbed to the top turnbuckle and connected with an Ultima Leap for the 1........2.....................3!!!!!!!!
*****SPECIAL - INTERMISSION ATTRACTION- CONCERT
PLEASE WELCOME!!!!!!!
THE HEADLINERS - DARTH BROOKS & GRILLZ
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GWF GALACTIC HWT. CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH ( FINALS )ENDGAME
******* (b) DISASTER
***** by PIN
* Disaster made the classic mistake of under estimating his opponent because Endgame was a mess after being in two straight wars. Which cost him dearly as Endgame still had a lot of fight in him and scored the incredible and unprobable win after pinning the Gladiator with a quick small package off the ropes.
**3/4** After the match Johnny Rocket climbed in the ring and presented an exhausted Endgame with the most prized championship in all the Universe, THE GALAXIAN HWT. CHAMPIONSHIP BELT. Endgame dropped to his knees clutching the belt tightly to his chest as the fans roared for his incredible display of heart and determination.
Fade to black.................................
...scared...like DSC win-loss percentage wasn't bad enough! Awesome stuff Butcher...waiting very impatiently for the results from what could be a co-colorado resident here soon...
