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Post by dukedave on Oct 29, 2007 15:26:28 GMT -5
No, that anyone could doubt that Umaga is the greatest thing that Vince has created since Jamal. What about the stunningly awesome, God's gift to athletics and charm -- the former heavyweight champion, The Great Khali??? The joke is that Jamal and Umaga are the same person. Jeez, I can't beleive I have to explain such simple things to you.  |
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Post by Eliath on Oct 29, 2007 16:25:39 GMT -5
Because he thought of it first? No because he has a great tan.  |
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Post by dukedave on Oct 29, 2007 16:40:41 GMT -5
Because he thought of it first? No because he has a great tan. Good stuff. ;D |
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Post by Knapik on Oct 29, 2007 16:45:53 GMT -5
No because he has a great tan. Good stuff. ;D QTF |
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Post by Aquinas on Oct 29, 2007 16:47:10 GMT -5
The dead horse just asked me to tell you to stop beating him.  |
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Post by Knapik on Oct 29, 2007 16:49:26 GMT -5
The dead horse just asked me to tell you to stop beating him. I don't know what dead horse YOU are talking to, but the one I'm kicking seems perfectly content |
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Post by Aquinas on Oct 29, 2007 16:51:42 GMT -5
The dead horse just asked me to tell you to stop beating him. I don't know what dead horse YOU are talking to, but the one I'm kicking seems perfectly content WWUD? (What would Umaga Do?) |
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Post by Knapik on Oct 29, 2007 16:57:44 GMT -5
WWUD?
Probably botch a bunch of moves, be fat, and lose to everyone he's faced in the last 6 months.
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Post by BDS on Oct 29, 2007 17:16:20 GMT -5
A bunch of moves, Knapik? I thought he only had like three, what with sucking so much. And one of them is sitting on people ... wait, I guess you covered that with "be fat." He's still the best snorter in the business, though.  |
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Post by bigeasy on Oct 29, 2007 17:50:25 GMT -5
I've gotta say, Knapik's humor has been on point in the past few weeks. If he could be swayed to the Nash side, he would be a powerful ally.
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Post by Eliath on Oct 29, 2007 18:00:29 GMT -5
(Darth Bischoff & Darth Nash are walking down the hall with their hoods up, concealing most of their faces)
Darth Nash: "Soon Master we will overcome the McJedi, soon we will have our revenge!"
Darth Bischoff: "If only we could turn Obi-Jon Cena to the Nash side...he would be a powerful ally."
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Post by gatekeeper on Oct 29, 2007 18:15:44 GMT -5
Couldn't have said it better. Remember when everyone was saying Umaga sucks? No, I don't remember that. This board has been pretty divided on Umaga from the inception of the character. Right, that's my point. The people who said he sucks obviously are wrong considering he's been the heel to get all the top faces over this whole year. I think I'm gonna sue Havoc for stealing my lines. Time to move on buddy. Seriously. |
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Post by Talison on Oct 29, 2007 18:24:49 GMT -5
I admit to thinking Umaga's gimmick and over all package was dumb when he started. He's more than grown on me. He's my favorite Monster in a looooong time.
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Post by Eliath on Oct 29, 2007 18:29:37 GMT -5
I admit to thinking Umaga's gimmick and over all package was dumb when he started. He's more than grown on me. He's my favorite Monster in a looooong time. Agreed. |
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Post by Knapik on Oct 29, 2007 20:55:10 GMT -5
BDS is right about him being dumb.
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Post by dukedave on Oct 29, 2007 21:30:53 GMT -5
WWUD? Probably botch a bunch of moves, be fat, and lose to everyone he's faced in the last 6 months. I often smile when I read funny posts. I don't remember LOLing before. I just woke up my dogs. |
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Post by Aquinas on Oct 29, 2007 22:15:40 GMT -5
I count myself amongst those who've dug Umaga since the creation of the persona, but I no longer think he's as bada$$ as he used to be. Being a jobber to the stars isn't as good as when he was a monster heel. I fear his luster is fading fast. Maybe it'll improve when The-Son-in-Law is done with him. One can hope.
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Post by dukedave on Oct 29, 2007 22:39:28 GMT -5
I think I'm gonna sue Havoc for stealing my lines. Which one -You make me sick. -I like buff, tan guys. ;D -I can't believe I have to explain these simple things to you retarded people. -Yeah, what Swarm said. -Mmmmm, I love you Vince. Mmmmmmm. |
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Post by Knapik on Oct 29, 2007 23:04:55 GMT -5
I think I'm gonna sue Havoc for stealing my lines. Which one -You make me sick. -I like buff, tan guys. ;D -I can't believe I have to explain these simple things to you retarded people. -Yeah, what Swarm said. -Mmmmm, I love you Vince. Mmmmmmm. Haha oh man... |
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Post by gatekeeper on Oct 29, 2007 23:09:16 GMT -5
I think I'm gonna sue Havoc for stealing my lines. Which one -You make me sick. -I like buff, tan guys. ;D -I can't believe I have to explain these simple things to you retarded people. -Yeah, what Swarm said. -Mmmmm, I love you Vince. Mmmmmmm. Yeah (even though I never said any of the things you wrote in your post, except the 1st one) because when you say them, they don't make sense. Try actually contributing to a thread instead of picking 1 thing I said, focusing on it and repeating it, taking it out of context, changing it, and saying it even though it serves no purpose in the discussion. You're not funny.....at all. I don't know why people (well, actually just you and your buddy) are wrapped up in the tan comment. I laugh my a** off at you every time you say it because to know that something I said is constantly on your mind is hilarious. You can't keep coming onto the board and trying to be a smart a**. Your futile attempts to take shots at me are juvenile. What good is it gonna do? You sit there behind your computer typing this stuff when you know you'd never say anything like that face - to -face, so just stop. You're better than that. (Or at least you should be) |
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