-=-Amazon Wrestling - Pro Federation-=-
Jul 31, 2008 7:01:13 GMT -5
Post by KellyMonro007 on Jul 31, 2008 7:01:13 GMT -5
Show #3
Announcers Cyrene and Myrine
Cyrene: Welcome to this broadcast of Amazon Wrestling-Pro! What a show we have tonight!
Myrine: That is right, Cyrene, AW-P Champion Judy Martin will defend her Title tonight against the wily Sara Del Rey! Who will walk away with the belt? We will find out!
Cyrene: And there is a little thing called The Last Woman Standing match with Melina and MsChif! So far Melina has had the better of the two, and we will see if she can keep it up!
Myrine: Let's follow the camera outside of the arena! Oh, look, there is Swarm and Havok! Kind of a different appearance than the last show where both embarrassed not only themselves and this Federation but also with those with mental retardation!
Cyrene: That is correct, it has been a sore spot for us and we received a lot of poor publicity from their stunt. You may have seen AW-P on shows from Entertainment Tonight to 20/20!
Myrine: Tonight we are hoping that things will change. Our Attorney Chewey, Esquire, went to CEO Kelly Monro and offered his suggestions and she has adopted his advice. Tell the viewers about that, Cyrine!
Cyrene: AW-Pro has created a charity named "Amazon's for Mental Health" and all of the profits from merchandise sold at tonight's show will go to that cause! And 25% of the same profits will be donated in each show after this one!
Myrine: As the viewers can see both men, Havok and Swarm, have volunteered to be in a dunking tank! For each buck you get 3 balls to throw at the target! But CEO went one better, whether the person hits the target or not the guys will get wet anyway! That's right, they will be dunked in the ice water after EACH throw!
Cyrene: And there goes Swarm! Hahahaha! He is soaking wet! And Havok is in the water too! We don't feel sorry for them at all. What is the first match, Myrine?
Myrine: Charley Boy against Candie! And Candie is the first Amazon to come out with a Manager! Miss Kara Slice will accompany her to the ring!
Charley Boy v Candie (with Miss Kara Slice)
Candie almost got the pin after her atomic knee drop. Later after a neckbreaker Candie almost got another pin. Charley shoved Candie away following a body slam attempt and way-layed her with thumping right hands. Candie down to the mat 1-2-3! Miss Kara Slice attempted to intervene but was unable to get in the ring quick enough. But Charley Boy grabbed her and kissed her on the lips! Miss Kara Slice rolled out of the ring and ran to the back while wiping her face and spitting the bad taste from her mouth!
Winner: Charley Boy at 6 minutes and 1 second
Cyrene: Wow! You don't see THAT every day! A good win for Charley Boy! Let's go to the second match!
Lexie Fyfe (with Noel Harlow) v Tara
Lexie attacks early and executes jawbreaker after jawbreaker until Tara cannot kick out of the roll-up! Noel Harlow taunts Tara and flips off the fans as she and her wrestler celebrate!
Winner: Lexie Fyfe at 2 minutes and 14 seconds
Myrine: Tara couldn't get anything rolling in that match. She was clearly outmatched! Better luck next time! And Noel is an ornry girl! Someone needs to stop her!
Cyrene: On to the 3rd match!
Hurricane Havana v Lacey
Hurricane starts on offense and executes various moves on Lacey taking her by surprise. Lacey kicked out of an attempt following a Havana Twist. But staggering to her feet allowed Havana to deliver a strong Cuban Missile and she rolled Lacey up with a handful of shorts and pulled off a major upset!
Winner: Hurricane Havana at 3 minutes and 13 seconds
Cyrene: A great first win for Hurricane Havana! This could be a nice run for her! We will have to keep an eye on her!
Myrine: Let's go to the ring!
Nikki Roxx v Heather Divine
Nikki took control early using her impressive tilt-a-whirl backbreakers. Nikki wore down Heather by using her seated abdominal stretch throughout. Following a bodyslam Nikki went for the pin but Divine kicked out. Shortly after Roxx executed her Q-Tee Special but Heather draped a boot over the bottom rope at the last moment. Another pin attempt following a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker almost gave Nikki the win but Heather kicked out. Roxx executed her Finisher and an exhausted Divine could not muster the strength to kick out this time!
Winner: Nikki Roxx at 7 minutes and 10 seconds
Cyrene: A good match by both participants! Here comes Commissioner Dave Prazak! He grabs the mic and let's hear what the man has to say!
Commissioner Prazak: The last show everyone witnessed an act that was savage and uncalled for. Something we never would have expected. (Footage of the Mercedes Martinez and Nattie Neidhart match appears) As you can see by the brutal move outside of the ring on the concrete Nattie Neidhart was knocked unconcious briefly and was pummeled even more by Martinez. Nattie will be out of action for the next few shows. (Fans boo as MM walks to the ring and rolls under the bottom rope and stands in front of the Commissioner) Mercedes, I am not going to suspend you. (Deafening boo's echo around the arena) I am however going to FINE you! The next couple shows that you appear on you will forfeit your paycheck!
Allison Danger walks out to the ring and talks to Mercedes letting her know how disappointed she is of her heel-turn. She says that someone needs to stick up for Nattie and to do what is right and that is to kick MM's butt! Allison then offers her a challenge, next week, with Commissioner Prazak's approval, there will be a CHAIN MATCH between Allison and Martinez! Commissioner Prazak agrees and the match is made - the next show will be Allison Danger v Mercedes Martinez in a Chain Match!
Cyrene: We could have a Main Event next week! We will see! Now our next match!
Daizee Haze (with Jade Chung) v June Byers
Both wrestlers battled early with June showing more hustle, surprisingly, in the ring. Daize tries a quick roll-up but June would have none of it. After missing a Deathjump, June took over and almost had Daizee pinned after a falling elbow. Byers tossed Daizee to the outside. The Ref attempted to regain control of the match but June shoved her away and slammed Haze into the steel steps! The Ref had no recourse but to call for the bell! Jade Chung helped her wrestler to the back!
Winner: Daize Haze by DQ at 4 minutes and 27 seconds
Cyrene: Things are getting rough around here!
Myrine: June has a mean streak it appears, but I think it can be agreed on that she had the best in that match. Speaking of matches, here comes The Last Woman Standing! After a wrestler feels they delivered a good move the Ref will count to 10, and the person unable to get up within that count will be counted out!
Last Woman Standing
Melina (with Vanity) v MsChif
Melina stops a MsChif assault and executes her Extreme Makeover. Ref counts to 6 before MsChif gets to her feet. MsChif takes control and uses some high power moves. MsChif rams Melina's head into the hard turnbuckle repeatedly until Melina collapses. Ref counts to 7. Vanity climbs the apron and complains about MsChif and the Ref warns her to get down. MsChif spews green mist into Melina's face. Melina found the strength and used the ropes to choke her opponent. Ref counts to 5. Melina then went on a tear and pulled MsChif's hair and delivered a vicious curb stomp. Ref counted to 6. Another Extreme Makeover. Ref counts to 8. A bitch slap that was heard and FELT around the arena sent Melina flying. MsChif with The Desecrator. Ref counts to 7. Melina pulled MsChif outside the ring and smashed her into the steel post. Another bitch slap sends Melina to the mat. Ref counts to 9. Vanity climbs the apron again complaining about MsChif. With the Ref occupied MsChif again spits more green mist into the face of Melina. Ref counts to 7. Vanity tries to wipe the mist from her wrestler's eyes and that brings screams from MsChif for the Ref to send Vanity to the back. The Ref agrees and points to the back and tells Vanity she has to leave. More green mist sends Melina screaming to the mat in agony. Ref counts to 9. MsChif tosses Melina from the ring and executes a piledriver on the concrete. Melina is unable to beat the 10 count. MsChif smashes a chair over Melina's back! Candice Michelle makes the save! Melina is injured and will miss several future shows.
Winner: MsChif at 13 minutes and 35 seconds.
Cyrene: What a brutal match! Both pummeled the other but it was Melina who was unable to meet the 10 count!
Myrine: It looks like Melina will be out for a while but that she has an ally in Candice Michelle! I am sure we will see Candice give it her best against MsChif in the future!
Cyrene: Ah, isn't this cute? You know in boxing there are ring girls who walk around holding numbers for the rounds? Here comes Swarm and Havok wearing nothing but thongs and holding cards with the number 1 for the first match!
Myrine: I don't know...
Cyrene: Look at Swarm's butt...it is sublime!
Myrine: I don't know...
Cyrene: Stop crying, Havok! Just shake it baby!
Myrine: There are things shaking out there that I didn't know could move that way!
Cyrene: So much for the Laws of Physics! Okay, they are leaving the ring, let's go to the first match!
2 of 3 Falls for the Amazon Wrestling - Pro Championship Title
Champion Judy Martin v Sara Del Rey
Match 1: Champion Martin early on executed a piledriver but Sara was close to the ropes and pulled the bottom rope before the 3 count. But another piledriver and Judy wins the 1st bout!
Winner: Champion Judy Martin at 2 minutes and 19 seconds
Cyrene: A quick win for the Champ Judy! I think that piledriver really took its toll on Sara!
Myrine: Here they go again...Havok and Swarm!
Cyrene: Do The Bump! I think Havok needs a bib as much as he is crying out there! For goodness sake!
Myrine: At least Swarm doesn't seem to mind being mostly naked in the ring! Let's watch the 2nd match!
Match 2: Judy using her jumping elbow drops put the match in her favor. Martin attempted a 2nd rope splash but Del Rey kicked out! But a second 2nd rope splash and Judy took the match and retains her Championship Title!
Winner and STILL Champ: (2 matches to zero) Champion Judy Martin at 5 minutes and 31 seconds
Cyrene: That's the show for now! Thanks for checking us out! Be sure to watch our next broadcast!
Myrine: Hey...I think I recognize Swarm...wasn't he the Policeman from The Village People?
(Screen goes black)
Judy Martin
AW-Pro Champion
Kelly Monro
AW-Pro Promoter
Announcers Cyrene and Myrine
Cyrene: Welcome to this broadcast of Amazon Wrestling-Pro! What a show we have tonight!
Myrine: That is right, Cyrene, AW-P Champion Judy Martin will defend her Title tonight against the wily Sara Del Rey! Who will walk away with the belt? We will find out!
Cyrene: And there is a little thing called The Last Woman Standing match with Melina and MsChif! So far Melina has had the better of the two, and we will see if she can keep it up!
Myrine: Let's follow the camera outside of the arena! Oh, look, there is Swarm and Havok! Kind of a different appearance than the last show where both embarrassed not only themselves and this Federation but also with those with mental retardation!
Cyrene: That is correct, it has been a sore spot for us and we received a lot of poor publicity from their stunt. You may have seen AW-P on shows from Entertainment Tonight to 20/20!
Myrine: Tonight we are hoping that things will change. Our Attorney Chewey, Esquire, went to CEO Kelly Monro and offered his suggestions and she has adopted his advice. Tell the viewers about that, Cyrine!
Cyrene: AW-Pro has created a charity named "Amazon's for Mental Health" and all of the profits from merchandise sold at tonight's show will go to that cause! And 25% of the same profits will be donated in each show after this one!
Myrine: As the viewers can see both men, Havok and Swarm, have volunteered to be in a dunking tank! For each buck you get 3 balls to throw at the target! But CEO went one better, whether the person hits the target or not the guys will get wet anyway! That's right, they will be dunked in the ice water after EACH throw!
Cyrene: And there goes Swarm! Hahahaha! He is soaking wet! And Havok is in the water too! We don't feel sorry for them at all. What is the first match, Myrine?
Myrine: Charley Boy against Candie! And Candie is the first Amazon to come out with a Manager! Miss Kara Slice will accompany her to the ring!
Charley Boy v Candie (with Miss Kara Slice)
Candie almost got the pin after her atomic knee drop. Later after a neckbreaker Candie almost got another pin. Charley shoved Candie away following a body slam attempt and way-layed her with thumping right hands. Candie down to the mat 1-2-3! Miss Kara Slice attempted to intervene but was unable to get in the ring quick enough. But Charley Boy grabbed her and kissed her on the lips! Miss Kara Slice rolled out of the ring and ran to the back while wiping her face and spitting the bad taste from her mouth!
Winner: Charley Boy at 6 minutes and 1 second
Cyrene: Wow! You don't see THAT every day! A good win for Charley Boy! Let's go to the second match!
Lexie Fyfe (with Noel Harlow) v Tara
Lexie attacks early and executes jawbreaker after jawbreaker until Tara cannot kick out of the roll-up! Noel Harlow taunts Tara and flips off the fans as she and her wrestler celebrate!
Winner: Lexie Fyfe at 2 minutes and 14 seconds
Myrine: Tara couldn't get anything rolling in that match. She was clearly outmatched! Better luck next time! And Noel is an ornry girl! Someone needs to stop her!
Cyrene: On to the 3rd match!
Hurricane Havana v Lacey
Hurricane starts on offense and executes various moves on Lacey taking her by surprise. Lacey kicked out of an attempt following a Havana Twist. But staggering to her feet allowed Havana to deliver a strong Cuban Missile and she rolled Lacey up with a handful of shorts and pulled off a major upset!
Winner: Hurricane Havana at 3 minutes and 13 seconds
Cyrene: A great first win for Hurricane Havana! This could be a nice run for her! We will have to keep an eye on her!
Myrine: Let's go to the ring!
Nikki Roxx v Heather Divine
Nikki took control early using her impressive tilt-a-whirl backbreakers. Nikki wore down Heather by using her seated abdominal stretch throughout. Following a bodyslam Nikki went for the pin but Divine kicked out. Shortly after Roxx executed her Q-Tee Special but Heather draped a boot over the bottom rope at the last moment. Another pin attempt following a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker almost gave Nikki the win but Heather kicked out. Roxx executed her Finisher and an exhausted Divine could not muster the strength to kick out this time!
Winner: Nikki Roxx at 7 minutes and 10 seconds
Cyrene: A good match by both participants! Here comes Commissioner Dave Prazak! He grabs the mic and let's hear what the man has to say!
Commissioner Prazak: The last show everyone witnessed an act that was savage and uncalled for. Something we never would have expected. (Footage of the Mercedes Martinez and Nattie Neidhart match appears) As you can see by the brutal move outside of the ring on the concrete Nattie Neidhart was knocked unconcious briefly and was pummeled even more by Martinez. Nattie will be out of action for the next few shows. (Fans boo as MM walks to the ring and rolls under the bottom rope and stands in front of the Commissioner) Mercedes, I am not going to suspend you. (Deafening boo's echo around the arena) I am however going to FINE you! The next couple shows that you appear on you will forfeit your paycheck!
Allison Danger walks out to the ring and talks to Mercedes letting her know how disappointed she is of her heel-turn. She says that someone needs to stick up for Nattie and to do what is right and that is to kick MM's butt! Allison then offers her a challenge, next week, with Commissioner Prazak's approval, there will be a CHAIN MATCH between Allison and Martinez! Commissioner Prazak agrees and the match is made - the next show will be Allison Danger v Mercedes Martinez in a Chain Match!
Cyrene: We could have a Main Event next week! We will see! Now our next match!
Daizee Haze (with Jade Chung) v June Byers
Both wrestlers battled early with June showing more hustle, surprisingly, in the ring. Daize tries a quick roll-up but June would have none of it. After missing a Deathjump, June took over and almost had Daizee pinned after a falling elbow. Byers tossed Daizee to the outside. The Ref attempted to regain control of the match but June shoved her away and slammed Haze into the steel steps! The Ref had no recourse but to call for the bell! Jade Chung helped her wrestler to the back!
Winner: Daize Haze by DQ at 4 minutes and 27 seconds
Cyrene: Things are getting rough around here!
Myrine: June has a mean streak it appears, but I think it can be agreed on that she had the best in that match. Speaking of matches, here comes The Last Woman Standing! After a wrestler feels they delivered a good move the Ref will count to 10, and the person unable to get up within that count will be counted out!
Last Woman Standing
Melina (with Vanity) v MsChif
Melina stops a MsChif assault and executes her Extreme Makeover. Ref counts to 6 before MsChif gets to her feet. MsChif takes control and uses some high power moves. MsChif rams Melina's head into the hard turnbuckle repeatedly until Melina collapses. Ref counts to 7. Vanity climbs the apron and complains about MsChif and the Ref warns her to get down. MsChif spews green mist into Melina's face. Melina found the strength and used the ropes to choke her opponent. Ref counts to 5. Melina then went on a tear and pulled MsChif's hair and delivered a vicious curb stomp. Ref counted to 6. Another Extreme Makeover. Ref counts to 8. A bitch slap that was heard and FELT around the arena sent Melina flying. MsChif with The Desecrator. Ref counts to 7. Melina pulled MsChif outside the ring and smashed her into the steel post. Another bitch slap sends Melina to the mat. Ref counts to 9. Vanity climbs the apron again complaining about MsChif. With the Ref occupied MsChif again spits more green mist into the face of Melina. Ref counts to 7. Vanity tries to wipe the mist from her wrestler's eyes and that brings screams from MsChif for the Ref to send Vanity to the back. The Ref agrees and points to the back and tells Vanity she has to leave. More green mist sends Melina screaming to the mat in agony. Ref counts to 9. MsChif tosses Melina from the ring and executes a piledriver on the concrete. Melina is unable to beat the 10 count. MsChif smashes a chair over Melina's back! Candice Michelle makes the save! Melina is injured and will miss several future shows.
Winner: MsChif at 13 minutes and 35 seconds.
Cyrene: What a brutal match! Both pummeled the other but it was Melina who was unable to meet the 10 count!
Myrine: It looks like Melina will be out for a while but that she has an ally in Candice Michelle! I am sure we will see Candice give it her best against MsChif in the future!
Cyrene: Ah, isn't this cute? You know in boxing there are ring girls who walk around holding numbers for the rounds? Here comes Swarm and Havok wearing nothing but thongs and holding cards with the number 1 for the first match!
Myrine: I don't know...
Cyrene: Look at Swarm's butt...it is sublime!
Myrine: I don't know...
Cyrene: Stop crying, Havok! Just shake it baby!
Myrine: There are things shaking out there that I didn't know could move that way!
Cyrene: So much for the Laws of Physics! Okay, they are leaving the ring, let's go to the first match!
2 of 3 Falls for the Amazon Wrestling - Pro Championship Title
Champion Judy Martin v Sara Del Rey
Match 1: Champion Martin early on executed a piledriver but Sara was close to the ropes and pulled the bottom rope before the 3 count. But another piledriver and Judy wins the 1st bout!
Winner: Champion Judy Martin at 2 minutes and 19 seconds
Cyrene: A quick win for the Champ Judy! I think that piledriver really took its toll on Sara!
Myrine: Here they go again...Havok and Swarm!
Cyrene: Do The Bump! I think Havok needs a bib as much as he is crying out there! For goodness sake!
Myrine: At least Swarm doesn't seem to mind being mostly naked in the ring! Let's watch the 2nd match!
Match 2: Judy using her jumping elbow drops put the match in her favor. Martin attempted a 2nd rope splash but Del Rey kicked out! But a second 2nd rope splash and Judy took the match and retains her Championship Title!
Winner and STILL Champ: (2 matches to zero) Champion Judy Martin at 5 minutes and 31 seconds
Cyrene: That's the show for now! Thanks for checking us out! Be sure to watch our next broadcast!
Myrine: Hey...I think I recognize Swarm...wasn't he the Policeman from The Village People?
(Screen goes black)
Judy Martin
AW-Pro Champion
Kelly Monro
AW-Pro Promoter
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v Mickie Knuckles 
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and Rain 
v Hurricane Havana 
and Tai 'Killer' Weed 
and Krissy Vaine, The Experience - Lexie Fyfe 
and Malia Hosaka 
, Double Kong - Aja 
and Amazing Kong 
, The Dangerous Angels - Allison Danger 
and Sara Del Rey 
, The Crush Girls - Chigusa Nagayo 
and Lioness Asuka 
, The Killer Babes - April Hunter and Nikki Roxx 
present along with the Tag Champions June Byers and Persephone 
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v Heidi Lee Morgan
v Chaparrita Asari 
disrupted things. Kyoko executed her Niagra Driver on Sparks. The Ref sent her to the back. Asari did not take complete advantage to Inoue's assistance though. The battle continued outside of the ring and after a piledriver on the hard cold concrete Chaparrita was unable to return to the ring to beat the 10-count.
v Simply Luscious 
v LuFisto