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Post by Knapik on Mar 12, 2007 15:55:00 GMT -5
I just got a pizza with three toppings... pepperoni, italian sausage, and pinneaple. There was no hesitation, no second-guessing... and I'm currently eating the crap out of this delicious pizza.
QUICK YOU HAVE NO TIME! Someone has a gun to your head and demands a delicious 3 topping combination... choose wisely! JON KNAPIK shall be your judge! If you choose well, you will be acknowledged. Poorly? And you shall be ridiculed!
GOOD LUCK.
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Post by offspring515 on Mar 12, 2007 16:03:12 GMT -5
Pepperoni, italian sausage and bacon.
MEAAAAAAT!
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Post by Knapik on Mar 12, 2007 16:04:40 GMT -5
Pepperoni, italian sausage and bacon. MEAAAAAAT! The gunman weeps at your passionate cry for meat and lets you live. Though unimaginative, he knows you care about that damn pizza. Good job, soldier. |
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Post by offspring515 on Mar 12, 2007 16:05:17 GMT -5
Ty sir.
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Post by dukedave on Mar 12, 2007 16:21:00 GMT -5
Pepporoni, black olive, bacon.
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Post by Knapik on Mar 12, 2007 16:28:19 GMT -5
Pepporoni, black olive, bacon. The gunman clocks you over the head with the butt of his gun. "Black olives? Gross." You live, but your head hurts. (Knapik has an olive phobia.) |
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Post by swarm on Mar 12, 2007 16:30:55 GMT -5
Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato. It's the best.
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Post by Dragon Breath on Mar 12, 2007 16:32:58 GMT -5
pepperoni, roasted red peppers, onion
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Post by Knapik on Mar 12, 2007 16:33:08 GMT -5
Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato. It's the best. "Tomatoes on a pizza? That's unnatural!" The gunman shoots you in the head, but immediately regrets his decision upon realizing lots of the pizza comes from the mighty tomato. He pledges to not be so reactionary in the future. |
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Post by dukedave on Mar 12, 2007 16:33:25 GMT -5
Pepporoni, black olive, bacon. The gunman clocks you over the head with the butt of his gun. "Black olives? Gross." You live, but your head hurts. (Knapik has an olive phobia.) This coming from the man who put pineapple with pepperoni and sausage. Pineapple only belongs on a pizza with Canadian bacon (and in my area only from Rosati's). Mmm, tasty. |
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Post by swarm on Mar 12, 2007 16:34:22 GMT -5
Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato. It's the best. "Tomatoes on a pizza? That's unnatural!" The gunman shoots you in the head, but immediately regrets his decision upon realizing lots of the pizza comes from the mighty tomato. He pledges to not be so reactionary in the future. Seriously try it. BLT Pizza. Mayonnaise and everything. It's unreal. |
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Post by Knapik on Mar 12, 2007 16:34:27 GMT -5
pepperoni, roasted red peppers, onion The gunman thinks that sounds sexy and the two of you start making out. You eat the pizza and it's pretty tasty. You get married and move to Guatemala. !!!SUCCESS!!! |
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Post by Knapik on Mar 12, 2007 16:35:05 GMT -5
The gunman clocks you over the head with the butt of his gun. "Black olives? Gross." You live, but your head hurts. (Knapik has an olive phobia.) This coming from the man who put pineapple with pepperoni and sausage. Pineapple only belongs on a pizza with Canadian bacon (and in my area only from Rosati's). Mmm, tasty. (Knapik doesn't have a pinneaple phobia.) |
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Post by swarm on Mar 12, 2007 16:35:12 GMT -5
pepperoni, roasted red peppers, onion The gunman thinks that sounds sexy and the two of you start making out. You eat the pizza and it's pretty tasty. You get married and move to Guatemala. !!!SUCCESS!!! Maybe you should change your screen name to Dragon Breath.  |
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Post by Knapik on Mar 12, 2007 16:36:06 GMT -5
BTW, I'm not the gunman. Just narrating. So... yeah  |
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Post by dukedave on Mar 12, 2007 16:36:31 GMT -5
FYI - Swarm's girlfriend should not be allowed to vote for his pizza.
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Post by Dragon Breath on Mar 12, 2007 16:36:56 GMT -5
The gunman thinks that sounds sexy and the two of you start making out. You eat the pizza and it's pretty tasty. You get married and move to Guatemala. !!!SUCCESS!!! Maybe you should change your screen name to Dragon Breath. Done! |
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Post by Knapik on Mar 12, 2007 16:37:39 GMT -5
FYI - Swarm's girlfriend should not be allowed to vote for his pizza. Seriously, I'll shut this effer down. |
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Post by dukedave on Mar 12, 2007 16:38:46 GMT -5
FYI - Swarm's girlfriend should not be allowed to vote for his pizza. Seriously, I'll shut this effer down. This was a joke. I'm sure you know that but I'll edit in a smily |
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Post by Knapik on Mar 12, 2007 16:40:12 GMT -5
No jokes on this pizza topping thread, plz.
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