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Post by vaishnavaheart on Jun 27, 2007 14:10:13 GMT -5
 Is it really? YES! I think it will be printed in startling TECHNICOLR this time around. Remember what Tom says in his blogs... that this handbook will be one for the ages and one for collectors...?? I think it's gonna be in color... or in comic book form. It's been a long time in the making- and I can't wait. Your thoughts, kids?
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Post by incognito on Jun 27, 2007 21:38:28 GMT -5
It'll be in scroll form. Oh, wait that would be one from the ages. I'll guess the first edition will be in color.
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Post by jefft on Jun 28, 2007 6:35:21 GMT -5
The new handbook will also in Spanish and French...just like most instruction booklets nowadays. |
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Post by Werner Mueck on Jun 28, 2007 6:42:43 GMT -5
It'll be digital. You'll get a floppy disk with your set.
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Post by Mike M on Jun 28, 2007 7:31:52 GMT -5
It'll be digital. You'll get a floppy disk with your set. Or one of those mini-CD's that they distribute music on... That's it! Every GWF booklet is distributed on a mini-CD with a complimentary copy of "The Ballad of Reptillo" on it! Sheer Genius! |
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Post by lordofthisworld on Jun 28, 2007 7:51:47 GMT -5
Every booklet will come tattooed on the back of an Aethran slave. He will also "special deliver" your set to your doorstep, where you will find him waiting for you when you get home. Keep the slave if you want, just remember to never cut his mouth stitches. You can never get those guys to shut up after that.
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Post by jefft on Jun 28, 2007 7:54:56 GMT -5
Watch out though. Even with the mouth stitches in, they can still bite your head. ;D |
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Post by JamieOD on Jun 28, 2007 8:05:32 GMT -5
Plus there is a leaflet with information to sponser your very own Cuddly Claw. They need to get money for their leaves addiction somehow.
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Post by toasterboy on Jun 28, 2007 10:18:40 GMT -5
Actually the booklet is a troupe of actors from the acting department of Jamestown College who come in and act out the handbook for you. I hear the guy who plays Bloodline is really good.
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Post by gamemaster on Jun 28, 2007 10:44:05 GMT -5
It is the first to come with entrance music for the new wrestlers. Only its on 8 track.
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Post by kevink on Jun 28, 2007 12:09:11 GMT -5
The booklet will come with a coupon on the back that you can cut out and receive 10% off on your next COTG of purchase. But you will only have 60 seconds to mail it in in order to receive the discount.  |
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Post by cakejedi on Jun 28, 2007 12:32:58 GMT -5
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Post by Dave on Jun 29, 2007 0:43:54 GMT -5
The booklet will be written in invisible ink.
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Post by Werner Mueck on Jun 29, 2007 1:48:07 GMT -5
The booklet will be written by the legendary Greg "The Hammer" Valentine and it won't show up with your card order.
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Post by Aquinas on Jun 29, 2007 10:56:16 GMT -5
Every booklet will come tattooed on the back of an Aethran slave. He will also "special deliver" your set to your doorstep, where you will find him waiting for you when you get home. Keep the slave if you want, just remember to never cut his mouth stitches. You can never get those guys to shut up after that. An Aethran slave....hmmm....maybe there IS a good reason for bringing back Havoc after all..... |
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Post by gatekeeper on Jun 29, 2007 11:01:14 GMT -5
The booklet will be written by the legendary Greg "The Hammer" Valentine and it won't show up with your card order. |
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Post by Avarice on Jun 29, 2007 22:04:54 GMT -5
The booklet will self-destruct 30 seconds after you've finished reading it....or it's written backwards...so the end of the book is actually the starting point!!!
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Post by lordofthisworld on Jul 1, 2007 21:54:39 GMT -5
The booklet will arrive as a thick fruit roll up scroll. As you eat it, you will absorb the knowledge it contains, so make sure and start on page one.
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Post by toasterboy on Jul 5, 2007 17:15:03 GMT -5
As you read the second to last page of the book, a little microchip starts playing Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" and just as the truth on who exactly Dead Ringer is, What Animal Monolith is, the true identity of Mother Superior and where Havoc went, you'll turn to the last page which will just be blank and the music will stop.
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