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Post by blueraider1 on Nov 2, 2006 14:26:55 GMT -5
How did Helen Keller burn her ear? answering the iron... how did she burn the other one? they called back. good ones swarm. |
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Post by Gunslinger on Nov 2, 2006 14:31:12 GMT -5
Haven't been playing much lately but I love Helen Keller jokes:
How does Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
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Post by blueraider1 on Nov 3, 2006 10:14:51 GMT -5
yo momma is so dumb.it takes her a hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
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Post by Chewey on Nov 3, 2006 17:20:42 GMT -5
yo momma is so dumb.it takes her a hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. if I'm not mistaken, Bobby Heenan once told the same joke about Rick Steiner. |
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Post by blueraider1 on Nov 3, 2006 17:28:35 GMT -5
keep number three in  . |
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Post by Chewey on Nov 3, 2006 17:31:03 GMT -5
d'oh. you read that post before I deleted it.
I had a couple of really dirty momma jokes that I decided pushed the line too far. I'll have to think of some cleaner ones to put back here.
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Post by blueraider1 on Nov 3, 2006 17:35:10 GMT -5
i didnt think three was dirty
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Post by gwffantrav on Nov 3, 2006 22:00:54 GMT -5
Okay, I hear the Helen Keller jokes and it makes me go back to the cruel high school jokes How do you keep an Ethiopian from falling down the drain? Tie a cheerio around him What is this?  A bunch of Ethiopians carrying a canoe! |
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Post by hooligans2 on Nov 9, 2006 17:11:05 GMT -5
I have a good joke, but I might catch some hell for it cause its kinda racy. Here goes:
A doctor is giving a young lady a physical. At one point he asks her to remove her top so he can do more of the exam. She does and he notices the imprint of an "H" on her chest. Dr: "Um, this is kind of odd, but may I ask why you have an H on your chest?" Girl: "Oh that. Well, my boyfriend goes to Harvard and he likes to wear his sweater while we have sex." Dr: "Hmm...ok well that's a little weird but I can buy that." So he finishes the exam and sends her on her way.
Next day, different patient, same situation, but this one has a big "Y" on her chest. Dr: "Well I've seen something similar, but may I ask why you have a big Y on your chest?" Girl: "Well my boyfriend goes to Yale and when we have sex, he likes to have his sweater on." Dr: "Ok like I said I've seen something similar, so its no big deal." Finishes the exam and sends her on her way.
The next day, different patient again, doctor asks her to remove her top, and this one has the impression of an "M" on her chest. The doctor shakes his head, but asks, "I know this may seem odd, but I was noticing the M on your chest. Do you by any chance have a boyfriend that goes to Michigan?" Girl: "No, but my girlfriend goes to Wisconsin..."
THANK YOU GOODNIGHT! Tip your waitressses...I'm outta here!
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Post by swarm on Mar 13, 2007 23:58:36 GMT -5
Here's a good one...
What's the toughest job in Kentucky?
A cop because no one has teeth so no dental records and if it's a sex crime everyone includung the entire family (thanks offspring) is a suspect.
Yep.
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Post by offspring515 on Mar 14, 2007 0:27:22 GMT -5
The pacing and timing in that joke is not strong.
What's the toughest job in Kentucky?
A cop, because nobody has teeth for dental records, and if there's a sex crime you have a whole family full of suspects!
Then say "wakka wakka" and make your bow tie spin.
It's called COMEDY kids!
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