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Post by stephenvegas on Jan 4, 2008 19:24:46 GMT -5
In my LOW fed Major League Wrestling (MLW), one of my current storylines is that Yukon Eric is trying to get some action from one of the women wrestlers. So far in my fed's history he has struck out with Maxine Babe (way back when I was using her as the valet for Buddy Rogers) and also Cassandra who at the time was the manager for The Heart Thrashers (Buff Bagwell and Brutus Beefcake). Now Yukon Eric is focusing his efforts on Ida Mae Martinez. How do you think he should go about asking her out?
I got the title of this thread from something I saw on FOX News (which I normally don't watch because it's too conservative for my personal tastes) the other day. One of their analysts was discussing Hilary Clinton getting some campaign help from Bill Clinton and that analyst called former president Clinton "the horny hillbilly." ;D
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Post by mwjergs on Jan 4, 2008 21:34:58 GMT -5
Sounds like a great 90's gimmick wrestler.
Yeah Baby!
Bastein should crank out a slow jam, something like Al B. Sure.
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Post by Matt on Jan 5, 2008 1:12:20 GMT -5
Drink the moonshine!
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Post by Bazzy on Jan 5, 2008 2:44:07 GMT -5
R.I.P. = Bazzy
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Post by stephenvegas on Jan 5, 2008 3:58:05 GMT -5
WTF? Bazzy, once again, this is a discussion board and I disagree with that extremely absurd Powerslam list you posted- and that's all. It's really notthing personal. Earlier this week some of my friends like Chad Olson, Trent Lawless, and Havoc teased me on another thread about the fact that I sometimes drink Budweiser & Clamato (not my favorite beer but I'll drink it sometimes). But I didn't react by changing my screen name and then typing in "R.I.P.=Mr. Vegas."  You're overreacting. And for the record, I'm honestly NOT trying to make fun of anyone here on this board or any other COTG related board with this storyline. It is now 2008 and my LOW fed Major League Wrestling (MLW) has been going on in the LOW fed forum here since 2006 and I've always played Yukon Eric like this. As I mentioned in my first post on this thread, I got the title of this thread based on what a reporter recently said about Bill Clinton who was just in the news for working with Hilary in the Iowa campaign. But if too many people think this angle of Yukon Eric trying to ask out Ida Mae Martinez on a date is offensive, then I'll consider altering it. |
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Post by rawhide on Jan 5, 2008 5:54:24 GMT -5
i agree with slug some shine.  |
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Post by rawhide on Jan 5, 2008 6:10:40 GMT -5
whats with R.I.P stuff Bazzy ? I think you're acting a little immature. |
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Post by daytondave on Jan 5, 2008 9:41:46 GMT -5
Chicks dig the poetry. Between "Rappin Red" and "The Horny Hillbilly", this fed reeks of awesomeness! And if Yukon Eric asking out Ida Mae is offensive to some, you better not read my upcoming LOW posting this morning  |
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Post by stephenvegas on Jan 5, 2008 14:19:38 GMT -5
Chicks dig the poetry. Between "Rappin Red" and "The Horny Hillbilly", this fed reeks of awesomeness! And if Yukon Eric asking out Ida Mae is offensive to some, you better not read my upcoming LOW posting this morning Thank you daytondave. |
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Post by Swarm on Jan 5, 2008 19:39:26 GMT -5
See ya Bazzy. Your fed was great. |
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Post by dukedave on Jan 5, 2008 20:01:49 GMT -5
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Post by Swarm on Jan 5, 2008 20:36:49 GMT -5
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Post by stephenvegas on Jan 6, 2008 2:41:20 GMT -5
OK, so far it is tied 5-5 between Yukon Eric drinking the moonshine and having Rapping Red Bastien writing Ida Mae Martinez a song.
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Post by Chad Olson on Jan 6, 2008 12:26:13 GMT -5
Red needs to write her a song, that will make her swoon. Perhaps something in the heartfelt vein of LL Cool J.
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Post by stephenvegas on Jan 6, 2008 20:12:20 GMT -5
Now it's a 6-6 tie.
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Post by pikemojo on Jan 7, 2008 0:13:26 GMT -5
Moonshine all the way.
Maybe his speach would then be misconstrued (sp?) for yodeling. Martinez is a yodeler you know...
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Post by Cory Olson on Jan 7, 2008 2:01:35 GMT -5
I went with the moonshine as well. Although a rap from Bastien is a close second! Still, you can't have Eric stepping on Red's gimmick too much. I see Eric taking a swig of Luke's "elixir" as very fitting.  |
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Post by stephenvegas on Jan 7, 2008 2:44:55 GMT -5
OK, voting is cut off and the moonshine wins with 10 votes.
An update about this will be posted in my fed Major League Wrestling (MLW) here in the LOW fed forum this week.
Thanks again to everyone who voted.
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Post by billy on Jan 8, 2008 14:01:38 GMT -5
I vote act with confindence and say somthing nice to her. Drinking a slug of moonshine will make him act like a drunk jerk and ida needs more that that she is intitled i think.
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Post by stephenvegas on Mar 16, 2008 1:13:11 GMT -5
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You're overreacting. 
