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Post by Aquinas on Jun 30, 2007 22:47:03 GMT -5
Tournament Master
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Post by Tournament Master on Jul 1, 2007 9:11:26 GMT -5
When will we know who won? We'll close the poll Monday at the start of Raw on the East Coast. |
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Post by swarm on Jul 1, 2007 10:00:56 GMT -5
ummm...you know that means a blowjob from a black girl with braces. I thought you were white? Not where I'm from. But hey, you're from Detroit. That's what a shot to the sack is called around here. "a Shot to the sack" is just too generic. EDIT: Upon further research, the net has info validating Swarm's info. I just didn't see the Black Girl part. He must be racist, hey it's Swarm.  I started using this terminology 20 years ago before the net. I will likely stop using it now, though. Yeah it's a joke that has been around since I was in elementary school so...forever. Not a good one...but a joke nonetheless. |
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Post by GalactiKing on Jul 1, 2007 13:31:55 GMT -5
Still neck and neck
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Post by vansabu on Jul 1, 2007 21:24:46 GMT -5
LWPD
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Post by Tournament Master on Jul 2, 2007 11:07:37 GMT -5
Only 9 hours left...any its still anyone's tournament.
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Post by Holland227 on Jul 2, 2007 17:31:28 GMT -5
gotta go with LWPD
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Post by Tournament Master on Jul 2, 2007 20:08:39 GMT -5
A last day surge puts LWPD over the top!!!!!
LWPD is the 2007 Board Member Tournament Champion!!!!!!
(Play by play coverage from Mike Melesky coming soon...)
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Post by ravenkai on Jul 2, 2007 20:14:12 GMT -5
Congrats LWPD
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Post by swarm on Jul 2, 2007 20:22:05 GMT -5
LWPD WINS!
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Post by swarm on Jul 2, 2007 20:26:16 GMT -5
Congrats to all.
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Post by Pete Beck on Jul 2, 2007 20:36:19 GMT -5
wow...last time i checked TM was up by the slimmest of margins...LWPD pulled the Barry Bonds last minute vote to get him over the top! Congrats LWPD! TM, get used to losing as you'll be doing a lot of that this weekend at G-Con! (what is sad is that I'll likely lose every match now because of talking smack here and in that other thread on Star Wars Stamps... :  |
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Post by GalactiKing on Jul 2, 2007 20:38:14 GMT -5
Congrats LWPD and good show from Todd.
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Post by Mike M on Jul 2, 2007 21:11:09 GMT -5
I will have something posted tomorrow.
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Post by LWPD on Jul 3, 2007 4:18:21 GMT -5
First I want to give props to TM. It was a classic battle of the 'beloved order taker' vs the 'enduring contribution maker'...shill vs substance. You were a lot tougher than I ever expected. Good effort. I want to thank every single member of the Paint Dry Nation....especially the elite core group who backed me from start to finish without fail. Each one of you knows who you are. You are truly the 'best of the best'..and going forward I will never forget your unwaveringly loyalty. If you ever need _ANYTHING_ I'm just a PM away...and that offer stands forever. This board in and of itself is a great hobby...one I have always tried to contribute to on a level consistent with my standards and values. I'm proud to say that over the years I've been able to interact with and at times help a lot of great people in the CotG Community (both publicly and privately)...and when it came down to a situation where it was 'I who needed you'...those same top quality people stepped up and came through for me. Words can't express my gratitude. I will continue to strive to live up to those same standards and ideals that brought me to victory. Thank you...PDN4Evah...Paint Dry Nation Forever! I hear babies cry
And I watch them grow
They'll learn much more
Than we'll know
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world
Israel Kamakawiwo'ole 'Over The Rainbow/Wonderful World' |
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Post by stephenvegas on Jul 3, 2007 4:35:41 GMT -5
Congratulations LWPD!
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Post by MikeMcKinney on Jul 3, 2007 22:20:56 GMT -5
Congrats LWPD..
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Post by Mike M on Jul 4, 2007 5:16:04 GMT -5
Board Member Tournament
I'm Mike M, your play-by-play commentator for the Board Member Tournament Finals. As we all know, the Tournament Master and LWPD advanced to the finals last week, defeating Swarm and BDS*, respectively. There’s “The Game” by Motorhead- and here comes the #13 seed, Tournament Master. TM’s got that fake nose on from last year’s GalactiCon, and I notice that he appears to be wearing a pillow underneath his GalactiCon special for this match up. Evidently Swarm’s shots to the nether regions are still affecting the Filsinger Games GM. As he makes his way into the ring, TM spits water or some other substance into the air. He’s copying HHH’s gimmick, and then manages to catch his foot on the ropes enter the ring and trips himself up. And now we hear the soothing sounds of Isreal Kamakawaiwo’ole, and here comes LWPD, the number seven seed. Both contributors have gone through an impressive field to make it to this point and now we need to determine who is THE man on this board. Only one way to find out as we are LIVE here on the Discussion Board. Many in the crowd are booing the Tournament Master. Quite frankly, many in the crowd are chanting against Paint. A mixed reaction here at the Board Member Finals. This is a Discussion Board Moment! July 2, 2007- circle that date in your calendar. I can tell you that this is a day that I’m never gonna forget. Quite frankly, a match that I thought that we’d never see… As Paint and TM look at each other, they each turn to opposite sides of the crowd, and the response is a DEAFENING chorus of boos. The turn the opposite way, and the boos continue! These two heels have managed to make it here and the crowd is going wild! History in the making here and Tournament Master and LWPD circle each other… and I’ll cut through the next 6 hours of them writing posts back in forth and we’ll cut to the finish. Tournament Master, perhaps inspired by the upcoming trip to Jamestown got in more offense than any other match in the tournament. However, things turned when he reached down into his pants and tried the move that finished off Swarm. However, when he threw the advanced copy of Subversion 2122 out of the ring, LWPD just laughed and said that Swarm had already shared a copy of it with him! Some idiot wearing a wrestlecrap.com t-shirt jumped on the document even though he had no idea what it was. He then climbed back into the stands and was running for the exit when he was clotheslined by Swarm! Some member of the crowd directs a derogatory term for homosexual at the guy with the Wrestlecrap.com t-shirt on, and Swarm laughs as he hands the spoilers to neilybob. Swarm is then immediately banned from the stands. Back to the ring- LWPD then hit TM with some Irrefutable Logic before throwing him in the Hangman’s Paradox! Things are looking grim for the Tournament Master now…. And there there’s the Super Filibuster! That’s Paint’s big set-up move! Everyone in the building knows what’s coming next- and there it is! OBSCURE FACT! OBSCURE FACT! THAT’S IT! [glow=red,2,300]LWPD [/glow]is the winner of the first-ever Board Member Tournament! Congratulations to everyone who qualified and thanks for all who voted! See you at GalactiCon! |
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Post by bauermann on Jul 4, 2007 5:25:21 GMT -5
Congratulations LWPD.
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Post by incognito on Jul 4, 2007 20:36:21 GMT -5
Congratulations to LWPD on your tournament victory.
And to TM for putting this together.
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I started using this terminology 20 years ago before the net. I will likely stop using it now, though.
