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Post by Eliath on Feb 7, 2007 17:00:04 GMT -5
Everyone has to remember that the matrix is all around you...so Anakin using the force would be IN the matrix..and Neo is God there. He sees the code of the universe itself...Anakin would walk up...Neo would jump inside his skin and break him apart from the inside out...then Harry Potter would send some spell at Neo and he would simply say something like "No." and the magic would stop and Neo would commence to kicking Potter all over the place. Neo wins easily because of whatever location it happens to be in..it is STILL in the matrix.
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Post by cakejedi on Feb 7, 2007 17:20:36 GMT -5
Yeah but The Matrix sucked, Star Wars is like the king of all movies. STRONG!!!!!! (I'm sorry, I couldn't resist  ) |
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Post by steelthunder814 on Feb 7, 2007 20:43:19 GMT -5
Dont forget Anakin still is a very powerful Jedi/Sith...depends on how he is used...so therefore its Anakin...now if he could just fight Kirk!...i also love that i got to use my 1400th post on my favorite fictional thing in the universe that doesnt involve Wolf or Thantos!
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Post by dukedave on Feb 7, 2007 21:40:13 GMT -5
Anakin would just use the force to make Neo think he was Mr. Anderson and then woop his a$$
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Post by incognito on Feb 7, 2007 22:43:36 GMT -5
Neo would beat Anikan within an inch of his life; but, being too nice wouldn't kill him. Returning as Darth the former Anikan chokes Neo off, slices the little warlock in half, eviscerates Big Van Vader for using his name. Then just to prove he's bad a**** and evil; kill off every character ever portrayed by Patrick Stewart or Ian McKellen and every character in any movie with either of them. After sacrificing himself to save his son; he kills Satan, Hades, and Loki to become ruler of the underworld.
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Post by Hegemony on Feb 8, 2007 1:09:37 GMT -5
Using the flawed logic of many on the board we can base this battle on box-office numbers.
Neo and the three Matrix films grossed a combined total of $592,135,491.
Harry Potter would thrash Neo, as the first three HP films grossed $828,887,233.
And then Skywalker would pick young Potter's bones, as the three Star Wars prequels grossed $1,122,003,582.
So there you have it, economic determinism at its finest.
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Post by gatekeeper on Feb 8, 2007 10:46:28 GMT -5
Using the flawed logic of many on the board we can base this battle on box-office numbers. Neo and the three Matrix films grossed a combined total of $592,135,491. Harry Potter would thrash Neo, as the first three HP films grossed $828,887,233. And then Skywalker would pick young Potter's bones, as the three Star Wars prequels grossed $1,122,003,582. So there you have it, economic determinism at its finest. But do those numbers count the re-releases with the cool new special effects?  |
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Post by swarm on Feb 8, 2007 11:23:20 GMT -5
Using the flawed logic of many on the board we can base this battle on box-office numbers. Neo and the three Matrix films grossed a combined total of $592,135,491. Harry Potter would thrash Neo, as the first three HP films grossed $828,887,233. And then Skywalker would pick young Potter's bones, as the three Star Wars prequels grossed $1,122,003,582. So there you have it, economic determinism at its finest. I'd really love to know the logic behind something that makes more money is not considered to be "better" than something that makes less money, when the subjects involved in the debate are money-making business'. It would seem anyone who does not take this into account would be the one with flawed logic. Unless you simply are ignoring the -purpose- of running a -business-. |
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Post by dukedave on Feb 8, 2007 12:59:12 GMT -5
What is the point of this argument when everyone knows that Umaga would beat both of them.
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Post by swarm on Feb 8, 2007 13:12:21 GMT -5
What is the point of this argument when everyone knows that Umaga would beat both of them. We have a winner. Lock it up. |
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Post by blueraider2 on Feb 8, 2007 13:19:36 GMT -5
What is the point of this argument when everyone knows that Umaga would beat both of them. with a splash from off the top rope. |
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Post by dukedave on Feb 8, 2007 17:15:05 GMT -5
What is the point of this argument when everyone knows that Umaga would beat both of them. with a splash from off the top rope. Little known facts 1. The real reason Anakin became Vader is because a Umaga thumb to the throat cut his vocal cords so he could not speak and needed the device to get his cool James Earl Jones vibe on. 2. Umaga created the Matrix. 3. Umaga is really Harry Potter's dad. |
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Post by Hegemony on Feb 8, 2007 17:16:29 GMT -5
with a splash from off the top rope. Little known facts 1. The real reason Anakin became Vader is because a Umaga thumb to the throat cut his vocal cords so he could not speak and needed the device to get his cool James Earl Jones vibe on. 2. Umaga created the Matrix. 3. Umaga is really Harry Potter's dad. That, good sir, was hilarious!!! |
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Post by dukedave on Feb 8, 2007 17:18:54 GMT -5
Little known facts 1. The real reason Anakin became Vader is because a Umaga thumb to the throat cut his vocal cords so he could not speak and needed the device to get his cool James Earl Jones vibe on. 2. Umaga created the Matrix. 3. Umaga is really Harry Potter's dad. That, good sir, was hilarious!!! Thank you, I'll be here all week. |
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Post by fredkc6cfb on Feb 9, 2007 7:28:29 GMT -5
Neo.
The Force is overrated. ;D
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Post by theringmaster on Feb 9, 2007 15:59:56 GMT -5
Neo. The Force is overrated. ;D Crack is bad for you seek help immediately! :-) |
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Post by steelthunder814 on Feb 9, 2007 22:13:41 GMT -5
with a splash from off the top rope. Little known facts 1. The real reason Anakin became Vader is because a Umaga thumb to the throat cut his vocal cords so he could not speak and needed the device to get his cool James Earl Jones vibe on. 2. Umaga created the Matrix. 3. Umaga is really Harry Potter's dad. Umaga procreating....if the thought of that doesnt make u lose your appetite, i don't know what will? |
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Post by steelthunder814 on Feb 9, 2007 22:16:17 GMT -5
Neo would beat Anikan within an inch of his life; but, being too nice wouldn't kill him. Returning as Darth the former Anikan chokes Neo off, slices the little warlock in half, eviscerates Big Van Vader for using his name. Then just to prove he's bad a**** and evil; kill off every character ever portrayed by Patrick Stewart or Ian McKellen and every character in any movie with either of them. After sacrificing himself to save his son; he kills Satan, Hades, and Loki to become ruler of the underworld. Hey leave Captain Picard outta this...everyon knows he is the best captain in Starfleet...Not....Captain....James...T....KIRK.... |
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Post by Pride on Feb 10, 2007 18:57:49 GMT -5
thats my point everyone.it was very funny to read.the true winner of this fight would be somebody not listed.and that person is.........James T. Kirk because he can get busy with green women real easy like so that means he can get with She-Hulk which means HES THE MAN ......."SOMEBODY LOCK THIS TOPIC!!!!!"
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Post by bmurderh8s on Feb 10, 2007 19:37:11 GMT -5
thats my point everyone.it was very funny to read.the true winner of this fight would be somebody not listed.and that person is.........James T. Kirk because he can get busy with green women real easy like so that means he can get with She-Hulk which means HES THE MAN ......."SOMEBODY LOCK THIS TOPIC!!!!!" Captain Kirk jobs to Spock's pointy ears. NUFF SAID. This is the dorkiest topic on the boards..I'm ashamed I even replied to it. I suck....  |
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