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Post by traviz on Sept 16, 2006 21:17:45 GMT -5
Strippers get a bad rep man, and I'm sick of it! When my ex-gf moved to Boston a few years ago she moved into an apartment with 2 girls ... only to find out a few weeks later that one of them was a stripper. I remember IMMEDIATELY scheduling a trip to Boston when I heard the news. I was expecting to walk in and find her roommate walking around the apartment naked, with empty bottles littered across the floor, $1 bills all over the place, and a white residue on the coffee table. What I found was an extremely intelligent, well spoken young woman who was a joy to be around. She completely changed my outlook on strippers, and to this day ranks as the best conversationalist I have ever encountered. And a great sense of humor! And GOD, did she have some great titties! ;D This was the funniest thing about this thread...and it was hilarious! |
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Post by Trent Lawless on Sept 17, 2006 9:58:29 GMT -5
I kept reading this and thinking, "I've known this guy for years. There's no way he's this dumb."
Good to know I was right. Only our long-standing friendship kept me from posting, "Don't be a friggin' idiot, man!" And then I would've been one. Chalk one up for the skeptic in me.
But thanks for the laugh, man.
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Post by gatekeeper on Sept 17, 2006 10:11:53 GMT -5
This might be the funniest thread ever! ;D
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Post by blueraider1 on Sept 18, 2006 13:26:34 GMT -5
we have a winner! and he's from Detroit... see what I'm trying to say here? pbbt  |
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Post by Tournament Master on Sept 18, 2006 16:04:39 GMT -5
As soon as I read the name of the thread I knew I was in for some classic Swarm humor.
Good job buddy! Awsome thread.
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Post by JED-SE on Sept 18, 2006 16:30:04 GMT -5
LOL! When I read the part about you don't drink, I got a little suspicious, but in general, I pretty much thought the same way Mark did.
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Post by Chewey on Sept 18, 2006 19:16:52 GMT -5
but for the record, Payback really doesn't drink?
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Post by swarm on Sept 18, 2006 19:35:13 GMT -5
nope. never has. nothing. totally straight-edge.
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Post by Splattercat on Sept 18, 2006 20:01:19 GMT -5
Wow, cool...I thought I was all alone in the universe....Congrats Payback...
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Post by Darth Turkish on Sept 18, 2006 20:26:00 GMT -5
....mere alcohol; it doesn't move me at all, now this I'm telling you true....
But I get a kick outta you!
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Post by Chewey on Sept 18, 2006 20:42:35 GMT -5
...some get a kick from cocaine... I'm sure that if I had even one sniff, it would bore me terriffically too...
but I get a kick out of you!
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Post by Darth Turkish on Sept 18, 2006 20:57:56 GMT -5
...some get a kick from cocaine... I'm sure that if I had even one sniff, it would bore me terriffically too... but I get a kick out of you! Awww, how sweet chewy! ..But I get a kick yeah! You give me a whirl! I get a kick out of Yoooooooooooooooooooouuuuu! (big Brass finish!!!) |
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Post by gwffantrav on Sept 18, 2006 22:10:40 GMT -5
Wow, cool...I thought I was all alone in the universe....Congrats Payback... That makes three of us out there. Never touched liquor/beer, drugs or smoked either. Now, if you want to talk about pizza being your vice...  |
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Post by Chris Ingersoll on Sept 19, 2006 8:52:57 GMT -5
Wow, cool...I thought I was all alone in the universe....Congrats Payback... That makes three of us out there. Never touched liquor/beer, drugs or smoked either. Between mental/physical health and the need to keep a tight budget, it's not terribly hard to avoid those things. The only alcohol I've ingested was wine at my wedding, and even then only three sips as part of the ceremony. |
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Post by gatekeeper on Sept 19, 2006 10:55:24 GMT -5
but for the record, Payback really doesn't drink? Wow, I haven't viewed this thread in awhile and now I see I was the topic for a bit! Cool. No, I don't drink. I'm a diabetic, so it's not really in my best interest but even if I wasn't, I just do not enjoy the taste of alcohol. That's not to say I've never had a drink. But, I've never been drunk, never will be. Never tried smoking. I saw the black lung in my 3rd grade science book, and that was enough for me. Plus, I'm a saxophone player, so again, wouldn't be too smart. No drugs either. Like it was said earlier, me and CM Punk - straight edge! I don't have a problem with people who do, I just don't do that stuff. Splattercat, didn't think we'd have anything in common, I guess you never know. ;D ;D I like the "I Get A Kick Out Of You" references. I am a music teacher after all! |
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Post by Darth Turkish on Sept 19, 2006 14:52:24 GMT -5
yeah, sorry to hijack but that was the first thing that came to mind when I read that.
Plus, If I have one beer once every four months, that is a lot for me. Never tried smoking or any other drugs (did try chewing tobacco when I was 10- nasty nasty stuff). So the song was my goofy little way of agreeing with youse guys.
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Post by Chewey on Sept 19, 2006 19:47:36 GMT -5
I like the "I Get A Kick Out Of You" references. I am a music teacher after all! Yeah man, I am a huge Frank Sinatra fan. I own most of his Capitol albums (almost certainly all of the noteworthy ones), a fair share of Reprise stuff, and have been contemplating if I want to go tracking down his available Columbia albums, or if I just want to pick up a compilation of his early years. Let me know if you ever want any of his stuff and I'll see what I can do to send it via mp3 or something. |
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Post by gwffantrav on Sept 20, 2006 0:47:29 GMT -5
That makes three of us out there. Never touched liquor/beer, drugs or smoked either. Between mental/physical health and the need to keep a tight budget, it's not terribly hard to avoid those things. The only alcohol I've ingested was wine at my wedding, and even then only three sips as part of the ceremony. LOL..well, we drank Big Red for our toast. Her mom threatened us not to spill it on that dress though. |
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Post by gwffantrav on Sept 20, 2006 0:48:48 GMT -5
but for the record, Payback really doesn't drink? Splattercat, didn't think we'd have anything in common, I guess you never know. ;D ;D And if Pittbull and Swarm have anything in common...I guess people need to cover their head!!! |
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